Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord,
Three Word Story
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RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed.
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed.
Love God with all your heart, soul, strength, and mind, and loving your neighbor as yourself. -Jesus Christ
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was
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RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
http://i.imgur.com/EiamW.jpg
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than i ate his heart
http://i.imgur.com/EiamW.jpg
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[/spoiler]RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost
http://brutaldoomwads.weebly.com/
Also Now Every Wednesday is Brutal doom Co-op! Just Look For powerman in the name!
Also Now Every Wednesday is Brutal doom Co-op! Just Look For powerman in the name!
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles
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RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once
[quote="Kennon Conrad"]Dear LawCounsels,
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We all know an ideal lossy compressor would output 0 bytes for your posts, so see if you can beat that.
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To prove your compressor works, I suggest you try it on your posts and then post only the result.
We all know an ideal lossy compressor would output 0 bytes for your posts, so see if you can beat that.
Have a nice day.[/quote]
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat
[quote="Kennon Conrad"]Dear LawCounsels,
To prove your compressor works, I suggest you try it on your posts and then post only the result.
We all know an ideal lossy compressor would output 0 bytes for your posts, so see if you can beat that.
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To prove your compressor works, I suggest you try it on your posts and then post only the result.
We all know an ideal lossy compressor would output 0 bytes for your posts, so see if you can beat that.
Have a nice day.[/quote]
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that
=== RAGNAROK DM ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== ALWAYS BET ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== Who wanta sum wang? ===
=== Death and Decay - A new Monster/Weapon replacer ===
=== ALWAYS BET ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== Who wanta sum wang? ===
=== Death and Decay - A new Monster/Weapon replacer ===
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RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a
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Cursed Maze: DONE, V2.0
Zombie Horde - ZM09 map update: [3/15/13]
Need help with English? Then you've come to the right place!
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RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl
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Also Now Every Wednesday is Brutal doom Co-op! Just Look For powerman in the name!
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated the tight fudge
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated the tight fudge
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RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated the tight fudge, which was going
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated the tight fudge, which was going
RE: Three Word Story
Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated the tight fudge, which was going into Lollipop's rectum.
... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.
As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.
Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......
...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!
Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.
Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.
A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!
My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.
In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.
But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....
......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.
In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind BAM THE END... You think! It's just not yet. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly in Zupoman's dreams. But Dusk's massive bucket of fish was gone. Nobody -- MY FISH DAMMIT! -- had seen it, but could smell that fishy odor coming from Lilith's mother's behind.
Although the war between Zupoman and the McMahon Family (?) continued throughout the city of Sanford. Where Konar got on his knees and got up. Nice try you, he was exercising his kegal muscles.
Start over mofos! How about no. Yes because Mr.cheater never makes sense. So, about story that makes no sense at all, its like seinfeld but with more ass and titties all over my dirty mind.
Let's have gay anal feelings towards animals while dancing under Chris Benoit's bowflex. Obviously one can't escape [the] Crippler Crossface. The startlingly resplendent Vitamin C pill wanted gay conspiracy theories about this thread. Steve Blackman came out from his open casket funeral and started singing:
"FUCK MY ARSE" all the while few polite gentlemen and gentlewomen cried. Seeing this, the giant red sponge erased all of the tri-state area's memories. Now happy, John Cena is retired and Igor goes to the store to buy a flat-screen accordion but got raped. Violator was sentenced and banned from Odamex, Zdaemon, Zandronum and all derived mathematical equations resulting in a permanent real life ban.
But anyway I carried on with stroking my large forearm until giant hoses of blood died while I were licking something. I made funeral rape porn popular. Too bad only your mom would smoke weed everyday, unlike the mysterious secret Doom Society that is A3, plotting taking over the glorious socialist nazi Zdaemon administration with giant pancakes. Meanwhile in Odamex, the ghost town got infested with nothing but tumbleweeds ODEMEXICANS BUENO JAJAJAJA SOY ES JORDI! The major Odamex players decided to cancel the project and migrate to zandronum where they smoked weed every day.
Meanwhile, megamans players played megaman. Weird hooligans and chanfags with suspicious intentions to destroy all the servers hosting All Out War WhoDunit GvH and JumpMaze used their aimbots to eliminate the sausage of gay conspiracy theories. It doesn't work. So they called NIGERIANS FROM SPACE to fight girls who spread butter on my scissors. Why not mayonnaise? Because it sucks cracker dick when nemesis spammed the clan threads to bleeding anal propositions because his "clan" possessed an especially good amount of humongously flawed logic, yet also business acumen, peanut butter jelly sandwiches and some hot salty nuts. Banging my sweet sister with a durian and a big black scary small leather glove that was made purely of semen.. Then, Mr-Cheater quits... but we all had failed to realize that Spak was planning to suck.
After that, the ZANDAEMON DRAMAZ TELEMUNDO was unable to abort the shit that was raining from inside his hot meaty package, so they all could get robbed reviving Spak jaja. But enough talk about penis tacos!
Mr-Cheater lost to the bots, and also to AlienOverlord, and got pissed. Someone Somewhere was trying to get Nudes of Capodecima and he lost to Danzoa's retardedness, and so he challenged mighty fluffles, again losing like how Capodecima once forgot to carefully beat his meat so recklessly that I did a 900° Goatse tubgirl . Space Motherfuckers annihilated the tight fudge, which was going into Lollipop's rectum.
Reinforcements: midgame Survival joining/respawning
Doom64: Unabsolved: Doom64 + Diablo II
ZandroSkins: a pack made by our community
AeniPuffs: 3D blood and bullet puff effects, free to use for your own mods
Squad Radio: a WASD-based radio chat menu, add your own custom sounds!
Mercenaries (on hold)
Doom64: Unabsolved: Doom64 + Diablo II
ZandroSkins: a pack made by our community
AeniPuffs: 3D blood and bullet puff effects, free to use for your own mods
Squad Radio: a WASD-based radio chat menu, add your own custom sounds!
Mercenaries (on hold)