[Music Lyrics Thread] On the 12 Days of DOOM Christmas

[[id]Angel]

On the 12 days of DOOM Christmas id Software has for you
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And a [Insert Lyrics]

[Aqua Kitty]

12 bunkered chaingunners
11 imps a scratching
10 demons biting
9 barons bruisin'
8 knights a splayin'
7 ammo boxes
6 hundred cells
5 CacoWards!!!
4 archviles
3 revenants
2 megaspheres
and a cyberdemon on a pyramid

[[id]Angel]

12 Days of BrutalDOOM Christmas:

On the mod the Seargent_Mark_IV created for you

12 Brutal Fatalities
11 Imps are leapin'
10 Plasma'd enemies melting
9 Cyberdemon's kickin'
8 Alternate firin'
7 Detailed items
6 Iron Sights
5 EXTREME GORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
4 Upgraded Belphgore
3 Badass taunts
2 Juggernauts
And a Commando on a top of a Crate

[thebestmlTBM]

12 bunkered chaingunners
11 imps a scratching
10 demons biting
9 barons bruisin'
8 knights a splayin'
7 ammo boxes
6 hundred cells
5 CacoWards!!!
4 archviles
3 revenants
2 megaspheres
and a cyberdemon on a pyramid

This lyric is the winner

[[id]Angel]

This is not a contest, This is a submit your lyrics thread

[Ijon Tichy]

On the twelth day of revolt, the Entity sent to me

12 Crusaders flaming
11 Reavers slicing
10 Templars mauling
9 rebels spamming
8 stalkers romping
7 drones mining
6 Spectres corrupting
5 Sigil shards!
4 poison bolts
3 peasants
2 Acolytes
And a Macil going insane!

wait, you said doom
don't care

[Iced]

This is not a contest, This is a submit your lyrics thread

Sounds like someone's upset their lyrics aren't winning the contest...

[RedShirt]

This is 12 days of Zandronum Christmas

12 ponies clopping
11 trolls a trolling
10 furries yiffing
9 elitists raging
8 spawn frags on Judas
7 people stole from blues ts
6 servers crashing
5 more mods that cutman mike made to ruin zandronum!
4 guys pretending to be chicks
3 clans scrimming
2 ddos threats
and a soulsucka eating Anna's Feces

[Watermelon]

This is 12 days of Zandronum Christmas

12 ponies clopping
11 trolls a trolling
10 furries yiffing
9 elitists raging
8 spawn frags on Judas
7 people stole from blues ts
6 servers crashing
5 more mods that cutman mike made to ruin zandronum!
4 guys pretending to be chicks
3 clans scrimming
2 ddos threats
and a soulsucka eating Anna's Feces

Well this wins the thread

[Torvald]

This is 12 days of Zandronum Christmas

12 ponies clopping
11 trolls a trolling
10 furries yiffing
9 elitists raging
8 spawn frags on Judas
7 people stole from blues ts
6 servers crashing
5 more mods that cutman mike made to ruin zandronum!
4 guys pretending to be chicks
3 clans scrimming
2 ddos threats
and a soulsucka eating Anna's Feces

Haven't laughed that hard in a while!

[Ivan]

On the twelth day of revolt, the Entity sent to me

12 Crusaders flaming
11 Reavers slicing
10 Templars mauling
9 rebels spamming
8 stalkers romping
7 drones mining
6 Spectres corrupting
5 Sigil shards!
4 poison bolts
3 peasants
2 Acolytes
And a Macil going insane!

wait, you said doom
don't care

To be honest I really like this one, it feels like it can make a great song.

[Reach Term]

On the twelfth day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; twelve complains from Metal about trolling harassment.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; eleven "you're a rat" messages from John Zombie.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the community has gave to me; ten unfinished WADs that'll never see the light of day.
On the ninth day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; nine egotistical phrases said from Mobius.
One the eight day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; eight different celebrity joke aliases for priv.
On the seventh day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; seven dead clans caused by poor performance and drama.
On the sixth day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; six carbon copies of the same troll 6 years ago.
On the fifth day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; five "I QUIT!" messages from the community.
On the fourth day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; four Nautilus bans due to trolling.
On the third day of Christmas, this community has gave to me; three priv games ruin by Tosen.
On the second day of the Christmas, this community has gave to me; two server clusters that are always better than Fun Crusher.
And Dark Assassin asking for his Leadership back.

[[id]Angel]

This is not a contest, This is a submit your lyrics thread

Sounds like someone's upset their lyrics aren't winning the contest...

Nope

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On the twelth day of revolt, the Entity sent to me

12 Crusaders flaming
11 Reavers slicing
10 Templars mauling
9 rebels spamming
8 stalkers romping
7 drones mining
6 Spectres corrupting
5 Sigil shards!
4 poison bolts
3 peasants
2 Acolytes
And a Macil going insane!

wait, you said doom
don't care

Any shit about DOOM, DOOM II, Strife, Heretic, Hexen, And Zandronum is ok :)

[Samurai]

i'm split between adam and fusion rofl

[someoneelse]

On the 12th day of Christmas #zandronum gave to me

12 quit messages
11 bans for warez
10 forwarding problems
9 Igor ALLCAPSing
8 dramas pending
7 "what's zandro" questions
6 grammar nazis
5 serious netsplits
4 links to cracked
3 Mibbit ragequitters
2 hundreds of idlers
and the Mazter giving out shit free