Retarded Classes Mod! BEST EVER

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Retarded Classes Mod! BEST EVER

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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:20 pm

THIS IS F*CKING AWESOME

BEST PK3. ENJOY NEW KIND OF FREAKING CLASSES MOD LIKE A BOSS!

...*ahem*... After looking at some zdoom wads that used DECORATE only and changed the gameplay, I decided to make one myself. It's freaking neat and most people like it. The only new sprites the mod uses are for Player Skins... 'till CODGuy made me add some new pretty stuff in! (I tried to find the most overused and ugliest sprites at r667 ;) )

So, uh...
EXPLOSIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This wad works with both Player vs Player and Player vs Monsters Gamemodes!
Spoiler: CLASSES SO FAR (Open)
#1 THE MIGHTY MARINE MAN!
PLAYS JUST LIKE YOUR CASUAL DOOMGUY! REALLY!
WEAPONS:
Fist - SWEETPUNCHOFGIBBAGEPUNCHER : IT PUNCHES FAST AND GIBS
Type: Melee Hitscan
Slot 1 - RIPPERSAWTHROWER : THROW CHAINSAWS LIKE A BOSS. IT'S A RIPPER YA KNOW?!
Type: Projectile Ripper
Pistol (Slot 2) - PEWPEWPISTOLWHACKER : FIRES COLORFUL STUFF AND PIERCES ARMOR. PROTIP : SMALL CHANCE FOR LUCKY SHOT!
Type: Railgun
Slot 3 - HARDCOREBOOMSTICKBLASTER : I ALWAYS WANTED A BOOMSTICK TO SHOOT LIKE THAT. FIRES 8 QUICK PLASMA BALLS.
Type: Projectile
Slot 4 - SSGDOUBLETUBEMASTERY : WE PUT ROCKETS IN YOUR SSG AND QUADRUPLED THEM. GOOD ENOUGH?!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 5 - ALMIGHTYCHAINGUNSEDUCEMENT : BAPHOMET ENCHANCED CHAINGUN. MOANS AND MAKES THINGS FLY AWAY!
Type: Hitscan
Slot 6 - ROCKETHEAVENNIGHTMARE : WE PUT SSGS IN YOUR ROCKET LAUNCHER... of course, these are these rocket filled ssgs...
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - PLASMAEVERYWHERESHOOTER : TASTE RAINBOWS, BITCH! FIRES THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PROJECTILES IN THE PK3.
Type: Projectile
Slot 8 - WOBWOBBFGMASSACRE : UBER ATOMIC BFG BALL. OP OP OP. ALTFIRE FOR CLEVER BFG BALLS. WILL CHASE AND RIP EVERYTHING THEY SEE.
Type: Projectile n' BFG Tracer

#2 ROCKET NOOB
MASTER OF FAILING ROCKET JUMPS. THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT EXPLOSIONS ARE!
WEAPONS:
Fist - RocketPunch : Why are you hiding rockets in your fists?
Type: Melee Hitscan/Explosive
Slot 1 - ChainRocketSaw : No seriously, it generates explosions! FAST AS CHAINSAW, DEADLY AS EVER!
Type: Melee Hitscan/Explosive
Pistol (Slot 2) - LauncherPistol : It's a pistol shooting rockets... boring, tbh.
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 3 - GibbetLauncher : Fires a rocket filled with GIBS! DIRECT HIT MEANS CERTAIN DEATH!
Type: Explosive Projectile/Projectile
Slot 4 - Explosivo : Master of SSGs, this weapon fires two walls of FREAKING EXPLOSIONS!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 5 - ChainFireworkGun : THIS MAGNIFICENT CHAINGUN FIRES MISSILES. DRUNK MISSILES. ENJOY THY RANDOMNESS!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 6 - DOOKNUKM : EXPLOSIONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FIRES A MISSILE!!!!!!!! BIG BOOOM!!!!!!!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - RocketRain : Fire the plasma beacon. Enjoy rain of rockets falling around the destination!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
Slot 8 - DashLauncher : PRESS FIRE TO RUN LIKE MAD LEAVING EXPLOSIONS BEHIND. ALTFIRE FOR RJUMP MASTER SKILL. DOES NOT HURT YOU AND OTHER PLAYERS BUT MASACRATES MONSTERS! NEAT-O
Type: Explosive

#3 DECORATIVE ADVISOR
KING OF ROOM DECORATION, HE'S GONNA FILL THE MAPS WITH ALL KINDS OF THINGS!
WEAPONS:
Fist - CandleShuriken : Throws 5 Candle Shuriken like a ninja. Altfire throws a Candelabra Bomb that launches shuriken upon impact!
Type: Projectile Ripper/Explosive Projectile
Slot 1 - KeenSaw : Id Software's favorite weapon. Acts like Chaingun with infinite ammo!
Type: Hitscan
Pistol (Slot 2) - Gibstol : Throws all kinds of bloody shit at you! YES, YOU!
Type: Projectile
Slot 3 - TheLightBeamer : Fires multiple Lamp projectiles shaping a CROSS. Altfire fires less projectiles but FASTER!!!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 4 - PillarDriver : THE PILLAR STEAMROLLER. FIRES 5 PILLARS THAT STICK TO THE FLOOR. ALTFIRE THROWS TWO TECH PILLARS THAT BOUNCE OFF WALLS!
Type: Explosive FloorHugger Projectile
Slot 5 - TorchGun : IT BLOWS TORCHES :O ALTFIRE CUNTS 6 OF THEM AT ONCE!
Type: Projectile
Slot 6 - TreeBarrelAssploder AKA The T.T.E.I.B.T.E.I.S.T. Launcher! : That is "Tree That Explodes Into Barrels That Explode Into Smaller Trees Launcher!"
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - ItWerfsFlammens : EINE FLAMMENWERFER. IT WERFS FLAMMENS. Actually burning barrels... Altfire fires ripper flames for less ammo.
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile/Ripper Projectile
Slot 8 - TheEyeOfTheBeholder : DAT EYE SPAWNS MANY SMALLER DEM EYES THAT RIP THROUGH ANYTHING THAT IS ON FLOOR. This weapon is quite useless against Flying targets, however...
Type: Projectile/Ripper FloorHugger Projectile

#4 Call Of Duty Guy
MASTER OF THE AIM AND REALISTIC WEAPONRY (including aimbots)!
WEAPONS:
Fist - Knife : Stab.
Type: Melee Hitscan
Slot 1 - Throwing Knives : Ranged Stab.
Type: Projectile
Pistol (Slot 2) - Desert Eagle : Pew Pew. 9 bullet magazine.
Type: Hitscan
Slot 3 - SPAS12 : Ye olde shotgun. 8 shells capacity.
Type: Hitscan
Slot 4 - Ranger : SSG on steroids with manly reloading.
Type: Hitscan
Slot 5 - AK47 : Most overrated Assault Rifle on this planet. 40 bullets in clip because 30 is way too mainstream.
Type: Hitscan
Slot 6 - RPG : Fires a rocket that EXPLODES. (captn')
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - M240 : Fires fast and accurate! Just don't go Angry German Kid with it.
Type: Hitscan
Slot 8 - SOMERANDOMSNIPERRIFLE : MLG360N0SC0P3AIMBOTWALLHACKUBERAIMHAX #YOLO #SWAG #REKT #PWN3D XDXDXD
Type: Fast Projectile
ALL HITSCAN WEAPONS HAVE A RANDOM CHANCE TO HIT FOR DOUBLED DAMAGE!

#5 MACHO MAN
THE MASTER OF LE SWORD! WHACKS EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!
Notes: Instead of normally switching the weapon, Macho Man swings his sord. Also, most of his attack GIB THY OPPONENTS... 'cause why not.
WEAPONS:
Sword - MachoSword : Your casual whacker. SLAP THY OPPONENTS!
Type: Melee Hitscan
Slot 1 - BlueSword : GENERATES AN EXPLOSION AROUND THEE! BURNING FLAMES BURN THY OPPONENTS!
Type: Explosive/Projectile Ripper
Slot 2 - GreenSword : If you played Hexen, you know what it does, 'CEPT FASTER!!!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 3 - YellowSword : Using your badassness, your sword is now capable of CrossSlashing everything! Eats tons of ammo but is utterly overpowered!
Type: Projectile Ripper
Slot 4 - OrangeSword : MACHO THUNDERS!
Type: Railgun
Slot 5 - RedSword : Although it takes a while to charge, whenever your enemies hear your warcry, they know you're about to nuke the town, literally. Ye olde Nuke Sword is hidden within the red flames of destruction... or smth.
Type: Melee Hitscan/Explosive
Slot 6 - PurpleSword : CATCH THE BALL! OH WAIT, YOU FAILED NOOB. AND NOW THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM. tl;dr it's a projectile that explodes into more projectiles upon impact. It's quite fast too!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - RainbowSword : One of the strongest swordeths in the universe, this Manly weapon allows you to unleash the mighty ravestorm on thy adversaries!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
One of the additional classes was made by Unholypimpin! GJ there mate.
MORE CLASSES COMING SOON!

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Post by Qent » Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:27 pm

Best mod. Needs more rainbows. Deco man should shoot Romeros. :D
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Post by Unholypimpin » Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:38 am

Pretty amazing wad, though id like to suggest a class that shoots out monsters as projectiles.

Keep up the amazing work man, that decoration class amazed me on so many levels.

5/5 would totally bang!
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Post by mr fiat » Tue Apr 15, 2014 9:39 am

give this man a cacoward already, fuck.
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Post by CloudFlash » Tue Apr 15, 2014 11:00 am

Make a Jesus class that shots missiles only when in pain state (Like, he got fists, he gets hit, he shots rockets all around; he got plasmagun, gets hit, spams plasmaballs, etc)
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Post by Spottswoode » Tue Apr 15, 2014 2:27 pm

Now we just need some retarded maps.
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Post by Tux » Tue Apr 15, 2014 3:40 pm

1/5 no HI
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Post by Gardevoir » Tue Apr 15, 2014 4:00 pm

Actually, I think there is at least one HI in one of the Decorate files. BAD TUX ARE YOU hella drunk inbedatnight
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Post by Monsterovich » Fri Apr 18, 2014 9:49 am

Best gameplay! I want more classes!
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Post by Empyre » Fri Apr 18, 2014 7:59 pm

I have this on my server for 2 weeks.
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Post by Gardevoir » Wed May 21, 2014 12:35 am

UPDATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NEW CLASSES HAVE JOINED THE FRAY!

LET'S WELCOME CODGUY, THE LEGENDARY SOLDIER OF PEACE... AND ONE CLASS MADE BY UNHOLYPIMPIN, THE OMFG ARCHVILE! (so omfg that it's way too wtf!)
Updated the link in the first post and added some info for CODGuy! (Let the Vile be a mystery for a while...)

Happy fragging everyone!
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Post by fr blood » Wed May 21, 2014 4:40 pm

Wow, that was so funny, good job !
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Post by Gardevoir » Fri May 30, 2014 4:26 pm

SMALL UPDATE!
Added species for all the classes so they can pass through eachother in multiplayer. Rocket Noob received small buff as from now some of his weapons are capable of hurting Bosses with EXPLOSIONS! Also, UnholyPimpin added one more weapon for his Archvile class!

Link in the 1st post updated.
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Post by Ninjamander » Fri May 30, 2014 7:19 pm

Gardevoir wrote: SMALL UPDATE!
Added species for all the classes so they can pass through eachother in multiplayer.
Unsure what you mean by that o.o Do you mean that player can pass through eachother? If so, is already possible to enable it via a flag you know =p. Then again...may prevent people from jumping on each other to reach some spot lol.
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Post by Gardevoir » Fri May 30, 2014 7:45 pm

Ninjamander wrote:
Gardevoir wrote: SMALL UPDATE!
Added species for all the classes so they can pass through eachother in multiplayer.
Unsure what you mean by that o.o Do you mean that player can pass through eachother? If so, is already possible to enable it via a flag you know =p. Then again...may prevent people from jumping on each other to reach some spot lol.
In order to allow this flag all classes have to be the same 'species', and they weren't before. Duh.
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Post by Ninjamander » Fri May 30, 2014 9:13 pm

Gardevoir wrote:
Ninjamander wrote:
Gardevoir wrote: SMALL UPDATE!
Added species for all the classes so they can pass through eachother in multiplayer.
Unsure what you mean by that o.o Do you mean that player can pass through eachother? If so, is already possible to enable it via a flag you know =p. Then again...may prevent people from jumping on each other to reach some spot lol.
In order to allow this flag all classes have to be the same 'species', and they weren't before. Duh.
I did not know that o.o Thanks for the info =3
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Post by Gardevoir » Sat Sep 20, 2014 11:06 am

NGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I hast an updateth!

Ye neweth classeth is joining teh game!

Everyone, welcome the Macho Man (and his sword)!!!
Spoiler: Thy Swordeth Is Powerful (Open)
#5 MACHO MAN
THE MASTER OF LE SWORD! WHACKS EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!
Notes: Instead of normally switching the weapon, Macho Man swings his sord. Also, most of his attack GIB THY OPPONENTS... 'cause why not.
WEAPONS:
Sword - MachoSword : Your casual whacker. SLAP THY OPPONENTS!
Type: Melee Hitscan
Slot 1 - BlueSword : GENERATES AN EXPLOSION AROUND THEE! BURNING FLAMES BURN THY OPPONENTS!
Type: Explosive/Projectile Ripper
Slot 2 - GreenSword : If you played Hexen, you know what it does, 'CEPT FASTER!!!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 3 - YellowSword : Using your badassness, your sword is now capable of CrossSlashing everything! Eats tons of ammo but is utterly overpowered!
Type: Projectile Ripper
Slot 4 - OrangeSword : MACHO THUNDERS!
Type: Railgun
Slot 5 - RedSword : Although it takes a while to charge, whenever your enemies hear your warcry, they know you're about to nuke the town, literally. Ye olde Nuke Sword is hidden within the red flames of destruction... or smth.
Type: Melee Hitscan/Explosive
Slot 6 - PurpleSword : CATCH THE BALL! OH WAIT, YOU FAILED NOOB. AND NOW THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM. tl;dr it's a projectile that explodes into more projectiles upon impact. It's quite fast too!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - RainbowSword : One of the strongest swordeths in the universe, this Manly weapon allows you to unleash the mighty ravestorm on thy adversaries!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
Ye olde download link : Protip : This
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Post by Kokiri » Sat Sep 20, 2014 2:39 pm

Gardevoir wrote: NGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I hast an updateth!

Ye neweth classeth is joining teh game!

Everyone, welcome the Macho Man (and his sword)!!!
Spoiler: Thy Swordeth Is Powerful (Open)
#5 MACHO MAN
THE MASTER OF LE SWORD! WHACKS EVERYTHING IN THE FACE!
Notes: Instead of normally switching the weapon, Macho Man swings his sord. Also, most of his attack GIB THY OPPONENTS... 'cause why not.
WEAPONS:
Sword - MachoSword : Your casual whacker. SLAP THY OPPONENTS!
Type: Melee Hitscan
Slot 1 - BlueSword : GENERATES AN EXPLOSION AROUND THEE! BURNING FLAMES BURN THY OPPONENTS!
Type: Explosive/Projectile Ripper
Slot 2 - GreenSword : If you played Hexen, you know what it does, 'CEPT FASTER!!!
Type: Explosive Projectile
Slot 3 - YellowSword : Using your badassness, your sword is now capable of CrossSlashing everything! Eats tons of ammo but is utterly overpowered!
Type: Projectile Ripper
Slot 4 - OrangeSword : MACHO THUNDERS!
Type: Railgun
Slot 5 - RedSword : Although it takes a while to charge, whenever your enemies hear your warcry, they know you're about to nuke the town, literally. Ye olde Nuke Sword is hidden within the red flames of destruction... or smth.
Type: Melee Hitscan/Explosive
Slot 6 - PurpleSword : CATCH THE BALL! OH WAIT, YOU FAILED NOOB. AND NOW THERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM. tl;dr it's a projectile that explodes into more projectiles upon impact. It's quite fast too!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
Slot 7 - RainbowSword : One of the strongest swordeths in the universe, this Manly weapon allows you to unleash the mighty ravestorm on thy adversaries!
Type: Projectile/Explosive Projectile
Ye olde download link : Protip : This
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Post by ARGENTVM » Sat Sep 20, 2014 4:49 pm

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Post by Empyre » Sat Sep 20, 2014 6:34 pm

Ooh! This looks like fun!
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