Shitty map contest RESULTS!

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Shitty map contest RESULTS!

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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:33 pm

SHITTY MAP CONTEST RESULTS

I know that you all have been waiting for this. So here they are! Without reviews tho, here's the list of our contestants, from the last place to the very first place. There were 5 judges and each of them gave each map a score, from 0 (not shitty at all) to 10 (AWFUL TURD).

Judges : Gardevoir, Wirtualnosc, TheMisterCat, The Game King, Cloud Flash

So, here's the list.

24th place - Ivan (2+1+1+1+0 = 5 points)
23rd place - Zupoman (1+2+3+0,5+0 = 6,5 points)
22nd place - Balrog (1+2+3+4+0 = 10 points)
21st place - one_Two (2+3+2+1+7 = 15 points)
20th place - BaronOfStuff (4+4+1+5+2 = 16 points)
19th place - Xangi (2+6+4+5+0 = 17 points)
18th place - Superluigieth1 (2+4+3+4+5 = 18 points)
17th place - axtarmas (2,5+5+5+3+6 = 21,5 points)
16th place - NiTROACTiVE (4+5+3+4+8 = 24 points)
15th place - Obake (2+6+6+6+9 = 29 points)
13th place - Decay (5+6+4+8+7 = 30 points)
13th place - Phml (7+9+4+5+5 = 30 points)
12th place - Jigsaw (5+5+7+6,5+7 = 30,5 points)
11th place - walterconfalonieri (7+5+3+7+9 = 31 points)

Yay top ten. Stuff gets nasty here...

10th place - Luke (4+8+6+8+7 = 33 points)
9th place - W1D3A55 (6+7+5+8,5+8 = 34,5 points)
8th place - Klofkac (8+7+6+8+6 = 35 points)
7th place - LittleIshida (5+6+9+8,5+7 = 35,5 points)
6th place - Tux (9+9+5+9+6 = 38 points)

5th place - Infirnex (9,5+7+6+9,5+8 = 40 points)
4th place - ARGENTVM (10+6+7+8,5+9 = 40,5 points)


3RD PLACE - Combinebobnt (7+10+7+7+10 = 41 points)

2ND PLACE - S6 (9+9+7+7+10 = 42 points)

*dem drums*

So... THE WINNER OF THE (SECOND) SHITTY MAP CONTEST IS...

1ST > > CATASTROPHE (9+10+8,5+8+8 = 43,5 points) < < 1ST

Here Catastrophe, this trophy belongs to you now.

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Show it to your parents. Let them know that you have achieved something in your life.

Congratulations, everyone. That was one shitty work. You maggots have no idea how to map at all!
I'm open for suggestions for the next contests, if you got any, tell me them on #shitty at zandroirc!
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But that's not all...
[WE HAVE A MEGAWAD]
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!WARNING! EPILEPSY WARNING. SOME MAPS MIGHT RAPE YOUR EYES WITH BLUE AND RED LIGHT FLASHING. !WARNING!

Note : the wad wasn't tested in multiplayer, if you find any bugs making it unplayable in multiplayer, tell me. I'll try to fix them.
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Post by Ivan » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:37 pm

Damn, well, I expected that to happen so :D
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Post by Hypnotoad » Sun Jul 28, 2013 3:42 pm

u must anal fist teh cyberdemon 2 continue

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Post by Combinebobnt » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:24 pm

That trophy looks just like a part of my map
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Post by W1D3A55 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:25 pm

9th place? YOU WAT

Nice megawad though
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Post by Lord_of_D: » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:39 pm

sns, anyone? :3
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Post by Catastrophe » Sun Jul 28, 2013 5:44 pm

YESSSSS MY DREAM CAME TRUE!

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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:06 pm

Lord_of_D: wrote: sns, anyone? :3
After we get someone to test the maps online, definietly.
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Post by Combinebobnt » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:13 pm

I beat both my map and arg's map online. Although they both have painful punishments for dying online.

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Post by Torongo » Sun Jul 28, 2013 6:54 pm

After "completing" every level (with give all, god, fly and noclip cheats) my eyes are still bleeding.

Those are real shitty maps, good job.

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Post by Infirnex » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:30 pm

5th huh?

Was expecting lower.
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Post by Balrog » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:34 pm

How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.

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Post by one_Two » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:37 pm

Balrog wrote: How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
CF appears to have just said numbers at random.

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Post by Strych6 » Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:44 pm

I've been playing through. And let me tell you: today, mankind has taken a big step. I'm glad to partake, plenty of chuckles were had

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Post by Zakken » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:04 am

Congratulations, Blue! ^.^
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Post by CloudFlash » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:36 pm

one_Two wrote:
Balrog wrote: How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
CF appears to have just said numbers at random.
Yea, except that no. It was Garde who fucked up my scores, and I think it was because maps in my rating had from -1 to 20 points. ... ... ... and Combinebobnt's map had something around trillion bazillion points. Seems legit.

Also
Balrog wrote: I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
The 3 best maps were propably made in over a week or something. Go figure.
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Post by Ivan » Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:42 pm

On an unrelated side, what did the judges think about my map on a normal way? I'm going to start mapping for Coop game modes and I'd like feedback.
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Post by Infirnex » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:01 pm

CloudFlash wrote:
Balrog wrote: I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
The 3 best maps were propably made in over a week or something. Go figure.
I can say that my map was about a good two weeks worth of trouble for me :P

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Post by CloudFlash » Mon Jul 29, 2013 2:25 pm

Ivan wrote: On an unrelated side, what did the judges think about my map on a normal way? I'm going to start mapping for Coop game modes and I'd like feedback.
[troll]This map is shit, because it was posted on shitty map contest. [/troll]
Looks pretty nice, but a bit too cramped. Every time I wanted to circlefuck some monsters I had to evade boxes or walls or anything like that. ... no, no, disabling the circlefuck is actually good thing.
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Post by piratefinn » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:45 pm

I want to play this on FNF/SNS. Then we should all go on BlueWiz's TS server and rage and cry.
"This sorta situation gettin' kinda bad." "Kinda bad? This here's horrible we're gonna DIE!" "Yeah but I ain't worried." "How is you ain't worried?" "'Cus you can smack 'em all with yo dang-a-lang." "Oh snap, you're right." *whips out BFG*
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