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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Zupoman » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:07 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins
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RE: Three Word Story

#262

Post by Dusk » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:16 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes

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RE: Three Word Story

#263

Post by Dynamo » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:16 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Ivan » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:20 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by W1D3A55 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:21 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!!

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Alter » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:27 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Ivan » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:28 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed.
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Jigsaw » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:29 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little piece of shit

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Igor » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:36 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Catastrophe » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:40 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news,

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Zupoman » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:58 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead
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RE: Three Word Story

#272

Post by Hammerfest- » Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:59 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman

(I fixed it you idiot.)
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Alter » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:11 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman BAM THE END

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Ivan » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:11 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman BAM THE END... You think! It's
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RE: Three Word Story

#275

Post by Zupoman » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:13 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind. Ivan was ugly.
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RE: Three Word Story

#276

Post by CloudFlash » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:26 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad.
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Dusk » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:27 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Ivan » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:29 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch.
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RE: Three Word Story

#279

Post by Hammerfest- » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:30 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Zupoman » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:32 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS. They named it Bork Laser; however when they tried to talk to the hand, it bitchslapped his goat and it begun to piss acid up his ugly fortyfive long slide fulfilling my fantasy. Meanwhile his mother was a man and drug dealers selling foreskin to John Cena. The admins saw this and said that he is a disgusting imperialist port chick in disguise and true story, Brent screw Brent.

In a parallel dimension, Metal was Batista and he's high as fuck! I NEED SCISSORS! Metal sliced onions until suddenly, a gigantic potato emerged known only as Moisés Suárez Aldana, waving it's enormous pubic hairs at the unwary traveler who forgot to save the pickles. "Fuck the pickles!" said the aardvark in mad retaliation, pulled out his bag filled with John Cena's hats. "I AM POOP", said John Cena. Meanwhile, this one, VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON! is such an idiot, he made all ops proud. In fact, his long ass beard looked just like his mother's behind.

But I digress the feelings I think Mr.Cheater should fucking leave http://zandronum.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=2015 !! For consistency's sake! By the way, Mr. cheater sucks at everything. His mother raised him with banhammers daily. She also dropped him a hint about how to quit and tapped out. John Cena ranted about this thread, he wins, lol. But then Espio ate poison mushrooms from BILLY MAYS while he was eating expired pizza he suddenly realized the pizza actually tasted like dewww prefers his pizza.....

......Dafuq? That made a flame war U THILLY GOOTH (GOOTH means someone, it mean's Gangrel.) Now when I see how this admin called Dynamo banning huge dipshits, who deserved it, especially Zupoman who sucks big donkey dick and should get out now before MXU hires another useless tester to swarm this furryfaghole called Zandronum with common sense. Therefore Zupoman, please get fucking bent !!!! He clearly should stop posting forever. Zandronum is perscribed by nazi admins in the eyes of little kids like Zupoman. BAM!!!!! That one little dumbass is mad enough to rape Mr.Cheater in bed. Jigsaw fucked up. IGOR WAS UNIMPRESSED.

In other news, Zandronum was dead because of Zupoman's stupid mother's behind. Ivan was ugly. Zupoman was mad and sobbed to become a bitch. Decay laughed and raped himself wildly.

ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS TOPIC IS KINDA FUCKED UP NOW
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