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What country could invade the UK?

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Post by kitteneater » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:29 pm

Odd question but it came up in my head (no idea why), like what country could invade, and absorb the UK? I probably would think some nation in Europe as there closer, I ask weird question's sometimes. :P (true fact!)
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Post by Dynamo » Mon Jul 28, 2014 1:52 pm

Luxembourg.
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Post by HeavenWraith » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:01 pm

Obviously Luxembourg doesn't have capable anti-naval machinery to take on the UK, the answer is obviously Italy and their water-walking railgun infantry.
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Post by kitteneater » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:06 pm

"oh my god ,guys clearly, Sweden!" :P
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Post by HTG » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:38 pm

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Post by Artega » Mon Jul 28, 2014 2:40 pm

Ireland
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Post by uggi121 » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:46 pm

Once the referendum is passed, Scots will impale the Brits. But meh, if you ask me, I'd say Germany
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Post by Kokiri » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:53 pm

poland
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Post by Tux » Mon Jul 28, 2014 3:56 pm

U.S.S.R.
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Post by CloudFlash » Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:14 pm

kokiri_of_time wrote: poland
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Post by kitteneater » Mon Jul 28, 2014 5:37 pm

Tux wrote: U.S.S.R.
That doesn't really exist anymore, unless you mean the Russian federation, then yeah.
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Post by Zeberpal » Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:09 pm

Cthulhu Federation definitely could.
Seriously, Benelux could do so with relative ease.
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Post by Samurai » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:20 pm

Artega wrote: Ireland
The Celts tried with the Scots, failed like always. Well the Scots could probably have reached London if they carried on marching south when we executed William Wallace, instead they got to York in northern England before going back home.
uggi121 wrote: Once the referendum is passed, Scots will impale the Brits. But meh, if you ask me, I'd say Germany
What? They tried 2 World Wars and couldn't get close to a land invasion, Learn your history.
kokiri_of_time wrote: poland
This is probably true, with half of their male adult population working in the UK now, it almosts feels like an invasion, just a non-violent one.
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Post by ibm5155 » Mon Jul 28, 2014 7:55 pm

the list would be smaller if the question was "what country couldn't invade the UK" :lol: I bet one cookie that even Brazil can invade it (well, maybe when the nuclear submarines be completed)
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Post by Hypnotoad » Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:29 pm

Depends, are the countries allowed to bombard us with missiles first before invading? If so the US and Russia could just reduce half of England to rubble with all their missiles and then comfortably walk in.
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Post by Kokiri » Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:45 pm

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Post by Laggy Blazko » Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:59 pm

ibm5155 wrote: "what country couldn't invade the UK"
Argentina. *flies away* :razz:
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Post by IdeIdoom » Mon Jul 28, 2014 9:07 pm

Romania. Look at them gypsies.
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Post by FateLord » Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:34 pm

Well when WWIII starts I think Nazi Germany and USSR will unite to combine the fascism and communism government styles and create a new "fasc-communist Rus-German empire" and take over the entire world, while uniting with communist China and North Korea. And probably throw in the riches from Japan to create a bomb that will destroy the earth and the Rus-German Empire will be taken to mars. Goodbye c:
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Post by kitteneater » Mon Jul 28, 2014 10:41 pm

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