New Super Shitty Map Contest!

[Gardevoir]

Okay guys, the time has come! You can now start sending me your turdy maps. If you didn't sign up for the contest yet, do so now! Sign ups end on the 21st while last day for submitting your maps is 23rd. Remember about that as I am not going to accept any maps after the 23rd!

[jwaffe]

http://www.ifocserv.net/ftp/Random/MAP0 ... yCarV2.wad

This mod showcases Doomguy's epic struggle to find his car, it is made even more difficult by tainted health potions, crazed yuppies, full motion video, blast processing, improper grounding, bi-monthly youtube user interface changes, the Bush administration, bad heat calculations, Y2K Bugs, the large national debt, the NSA, the Obama administration, Gnome 3, out of date firmware, windows xp's security vulnerabilities, overseas manufacturing, a fixed size stack, big oil, poor AMD opengl driver support, highly optimized x86 assembly, tax loopholes, 1990s html pages, windows 8, angry gas station attendants, and cryptic puzzles created by a strange force known only as Jan Karmak.

To aid you on this intense journey, luckily there are several strange new powerups and weapons to encounter! Use them wisely!

"Dude Where's My Car" pioneers a brilliant new Anti Cheat System: UAC ANTI CHEET V1.2. Rest easy knowing that people are not cheeting in intense, pro "Dude Where's My Car" single player tournaments.

[TehRealSalt]

Well, I might as well join. I got a couple minutes of time.

https://www.mediafire.com/?1dx77y1n10x55bx

It's the tale of a tragic man who's been through tragic times because of the tragic Cyberdemon who was from the tragic map17 who tragic the daughter.

Also look out for the death water.

Author's note: I put lots of love into it. I took hours perfecting my detailing technique of raising the sectors and lines numbers by copy and pasting my favorite level from doom 2 a couple hundred times. Hope you enjoy!!! C:

[Gardevoir]

Are you sure you put the correct spawn in the correct place? I spawn in a HOM instead of that 'death water' place.
Also I really like how it feels completely different in ZDoom, but still, you cannot exit it as it is.

[TehRealSalt]

Hmm, might've sent a wrong version. It's should be possible. My apologies.

Link in my original post has been updated.

[CloudFlash]

6) Only 1 map per contestant. Once posted, you cannot do any changes to it.

Hehe

[Gardevoir]

Bugfixing is alright though. Maps have to be finishable after all. Thanks for reuploading.

[Conmon]

Dank Souls

An epic journey to reclaim your soul. A spin-off of the amazing Dark Souls series; venture to far off lands that only take a few seconds to reach, climb up a poisonous mountain to reach an underground lava castle....

Now about Dank Souls. This shit is dank, so play it. Same formula.


EDIT: I actually did find two bugs to fix - both involved lifts that either didn't work or just messed up.

[Lollipop]

Conmon, your map have a flaw for me personally:
Aside from having no health on the map until the cyberdemons part, and the picking of the annoying music, I was intruiged to actually go through the map with cheats just to find out what it was, and I actually liked what I saw. (I am not trying to actively work against you, I am just trying to say I have played worse maps by people trying to make good maps)
The cyberdemon part was a specially large gunshot to your own knee, I actually went through it a few times trying to see if I could get through and actually enjoyed it. Why are you not making obstacle maps? I think you might be acle to make something fun with that :)

[Conmon]

Conmon, your map have a flaw for me personally:
Aside from having no health on the map until the cyberdemons part, and the picking of the annoying music, I was intruiged to actually go through the map with cheats just to find out what it was, and I actually liked what I saw. (I am not trying to actively work against you, I am just trying to say I have played worse maps by people trying to make good maps)
The cyberdemon part was a specially large gunshot to your own knee, I actually went through it a few times trying to see if I could get through and actually enjoyed it. Why are you not making obstacle maps? I think you might be acle to make something fun with that :)

Ah, well it's too late now! Unless there's some game-destroying bug that I can use as an excuse to change the map. Come to think of it, I heard this same thing when I did the first contest - it could actually be fun to play. Anyways, after these contests I like to rework my shitty maps into actually playable, well-designed maps. I'll probably do that with this one, like I did with my submission for the first contest.

[Gardevoir]

I'm gonna be away for the next week so don't be afraid if I won't update the first post with links and stuff. Time to enjoy summer for a while. o/

[XCVG]

It won't let me download that attachment. I'm new to this forum, are there restrictions on new members doing that?

[Conmon]

It won't let me download that attachment. I'm new to this forum, are there restrictions on new members doing that?

Not that I'm aware of, but I have almost never used the attachment function. What does it do when you click it?

[XCVG]

Huh, it seems to work now. Chalk it up to server weirdness.

[Korpse]

Has there ever been a shitty map compilation mega wad?

[HexaDoken]

Absolutely.

There was one more but I don't have it and finding it with the death of skulltag forums and whatnot is going to be difficult.

[TheMisterCat]

Korpse, one was made but unfortunately the first map was unbeatable in single player (how did the compiler miss that shit)

[abbuw]

I am interested in creating a map for this contest.

[EDIT]

You play as a standard Doom marine. You've been deployed to some caverns to watch over the place, but that's when hell breaks loose. You need to find a way out of there...

http://www.mediafire.com/download/dy369 ... averns.wad

[Jigsaw]

Madies and Lentlemen, I hereby present to you this hideous turd I took. It will do its best to make you uncomfortable, it will make you dizzy, it will lag hard on you, it will make you pull your pubic hair out in frustration and confusion, it will insult you, it will not let you know how to progress, it will make unexpected things happen and it will make you the bitch of a single zombieman. Before anyone disqualifies me, I can assure you that the map IS 100% completable without cheats, it's just really hard and sometimes you have no idea what to do. If anyone has problems, feel free to ask me (or just look into it with Doombuilder.) I've added a script that can be triggered through the console to stop the overloading ACS which can cause lags, but the map itself will tell you about that. But now you all know what has to come. Let us not waste time, all tremble before my creation:

DRUNK.WAD!

https://www.sendspace.com/file/otacmh

*I don't take any responsibilities, play at your own risk. The map contains NO malware or anything designed to fuck up your stuff, but still it can cause you shitty moments. When you click the link, check the filename. It should be "DRUNK.wad". If it's something else, DO NOT download it because then it's not my map. In that case, just notify me.


**What are you doing here? Why not go play the map? Stop reading pointless bullshit.

[blackmario]

i think i i,ll join just for the hell of it.
EDIT: here's my submission. http://www.speedyshare.com/cqxJT/doomguy-s-bad-trip.wad doomguy was just trying to have his daily pot smoke when he was rudely inturupted by a cyberdemon. the cyberdemon rudely shot a rocket at his pipe. doomguy decided to get revenge by killing the cyberdemon. WARNING: this level is known to cause cancer in labratory mice.