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RE: The cafeteria

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Post by Tux » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:04 pm

Konda wrote: I've been doing some research on the religion thing ever since I posted that, and in summary it's just Americans being dumb and following every single word of the bible and their conservative politicians, and CNN.
Spoiler: Religion is not even a thing where I live (Open)
If you ask anyone from my country if they're religious, they'll answer with a "Yes", but that goes as far as believeing that there is a God who started the big bang. I'm unsure if they even believe in the concept of heaven/hell, and celebrating some christian holidays is as far as they go in practicing religion. I didn't even know who Jesus was until the age of like 13 because nobody in my family nor in my surroundings ever mentions his name. It's just a fairy tail that gives us an excuse to go on some holidays.
Meanwhile, in 'murica:
Spoiler: Love Jesus or be tortured for eternity! (Open)
"Worship Jesus or you'll go to hell!" - you're supposed to have this "relationship" with a fictional character who supposedly died for your sins or something. I'd rather pray to Itachi Uchiha (a fictional character from the Naruto series), he's way more awesome. Also, I get the feeling that selling these religious stories works on many people because they fear the concept of hell. I wouldn't want to get tortured in hell for all eternity, so I'll just buy this shit. I guess this works for muslims too. There's also the poor children who get raised in religious households who get fed this shit on a daily basis... It's horrible...
Spoiler: Legit Bible! (Open)
The Bible itself is full of contradictions. You're not supposed to kill or rape anyone, God says. Then God says you can slaughter your enemies and their sons, and rape their wives and their little daughters.
Among that there are many misinterpretations. I read somewhere that hell isn't even eternal - it's supposed to torture you for as long as it's needed for you to pay for your sins. It wouldn't be fair if you were tortured for eternity, and fairness is supposed to be one of God's laws or something. Which makes sense.
Spoiler: Jesus is your only source of moral! (Open)
There's also that "the only source of moral is religion"... These guys need to have some Psychology 101 - When we're infants, if we do something wrong/immoral (swearing, stealing, hitting girls, etc), we get beat up/shouted at by our parents (or friends, surrounding people), so we stop that behavior in order to avoid all that criticism. When we're adolescents, we start to form this concept of moral and consider all those things we used to be treated badly for, immoral.

But of course, the religious folks treat science as a religion itself - something you can choose to believe in or not, not something that represents the actual truth.
There's also the homophobic stuff, no sex before marriage, etc. The list just goes on.
And I couldn't believe that something like the Westboro Baptist Church actually exists. This is just.... :myam:

I know there are other parts of the world where religion is followed like this, but I like to hop on the 'murica bandwagon so yeah, 'murica it is.
Poland's not better. Everyone's apeshit about religions, call you a slut if you don't go to church and believe in Jesus and is super anti-gay.
Pedophile priests? Noone cares about them.
Gay people? Burn them!
Seen a lot of reli-maniacal shit and I'm really proud of myself and my laveyan affilation. Atleast we (laveyans) are better, kinder, politer than "cathies" who spread false rumors 'bout our shit- there's a very popular belief that satanists cook, toast and eat cats while doing mass orgies, while in reality it's unbelievable that someone could do this.
Another one is that we dig graves and masturbate (sic) at corpses. How fucking sick do you need to be to do such a thing?
Yet another one! Got to be the most widespread. Satanists kill people and sacrifice their (killed ones and their own) souls to Satan for pleasure.
Like what the fuck.
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RE: The cafeteria

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Post by Konda » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:26 pm

Oh, you're a satanist? The satanic bible written by Anton LaVey? I haven't read it but I heard about it. From what I heard he chose that name to troll christians and the book itself has nothing to do with worshiping Satan or anything remotely far from that xD
Many people in 'murica think atheists and satanists are the same - they "hate god" so they must worship satan :P

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RE: The cafeteria

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Post by AkumaKing » Sun Jun 01, 2014 8:51 pm

Tux wrote: Another one is that we dig graves and masturbate (sic) at corpses. How fucking sick do you need to be to do such a thing?
I can think of one person who'd be sick enough to do this. However, he's not a satanist or whatever. In fact, he's a Japanese necrophiliac cannibal........There are some strange people in this world.
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Post by Tux » Sun Jun 01, 2014 10:30 pm

Konda wrote: Oh, you're a satanist? The satanic bible written by Anton LaVey? I haven't read it but I heard about it. From what I heard he chose that name to troll christians and the book itself has nothing to do with worshiping Satan or anything remotely far from that xD
Many people in 'murica think atheists and satanists are the same - they "hate god" so they must worship satan :P
Yeah, Satan here is a symbol of independency and nothing here is even remotely related to religion.
also tl;dr america
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Post by AkumaKing » Sun Jun 01, 2014 11:43 pm

Speaking of Satanism and the such, a friend of mine sent me a link to a rather interesting story where Satan is actually the good guy and has to strengthen our will against God's manipulation. It's really good, but not very long and sorta leaves you at a cliff hanger.

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Post by Laggy Blazko » Mon Jun 02, 2014 1:50 pm

I'm catholic and I don't try to shove religion in people's heads. I suppose it's good to "profess our faith", but if people don't convert to christianity by knowing the good things some christians do, they won't do it by knowing the bad ones.
EDIT: OK, I admit it hurts a little when people insult christians because I am one, but I suppose you aren't saying all of them are bad... Right?
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Post by AkumaKing » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:02 pm

Laggy Blazko wrote: I'm catholic and I don't try to shove religion in people's heads. I suppose it's good to "profess our faith", but if people don't convert to christianity by knowing the good things some christians do, they won't do it by knowing the bad ones.
EDIT: OK, I admit it hurts a little when people insult christians because I am one, but I suppose you aren't saying all of them are bad... Right?
I don't think it's fair to judge whole groups based upon the masses or those who are more active about their opinions. I'm Atheist and I hate it when people think I'm bad just because a few other Atheists voiced their thoughts in a negative fashion or just because I don't believe in some deity.
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RE: The cafeteria

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Post by Ninjamander » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:16 pm

AkumaKing wrote:
Laggy Blazko wrote: I'm catholic and I don't try to shove religion in people's heads. I suppose it's good to "profess our faith", but if people don't convert to christianity by knowing the good things some christians do, they won't do it by knowing the bad ones.
EDIT: OK, I admit it hurts a little when people insult christians because I am one, but I suppose you aren't saying all of them are bad... Right?
I don't think it's fair to judge whole groups based upon the masses or those who are more active about their opinions. I'm Atheist and I hate it when people think I'm bad just because a few other Atheists voiced their thoughts in a negative fashion or just because I don't believe in some deity.
I'm totally agree with you there. I will admit that I'm catholic as well and. These thing are just some stereotype =/ Heck, I only go at the church once per year (unless is some occasion like marriage or something).
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Post by CloudFlash » Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:21 pm

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Post by Ninjamander » Mon Jun 02, 2014 4:03 pm

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Post by MrSetharoo » Sun Sep 14, 2014 5:51 pm

You guys are doing it wrong. You should be praising the sun.

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RE: The cafeteria

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Post by bazzoka » Sun Sep 14, 2014 7:00 pm

I am ready for night posting session. Were is my freaking cafe that ordered two months ago?
You can say good bye to your thread. Cause i am killing it.

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Post by CloudFlash » Sun Sep 14, 2014 8:53 pm

why isnt this thread sticked
and if it is, why so late
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Post by Igor » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:05 pm

CloudFlash wrote: why isnt this thread sticked
and if it is, why so late
BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE

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Post by Zap610 » Thu Sep 25, 2014 11:10 pm

*throws food at Luke*

This thread sucks, boo!

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Post by Laggy Blazko » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:09 am

I know, let's talk about almonds.
So I was eating a few and one of them tasted so horrible the flavor stayed for a couple of minutes after I spat it!
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Post by Kirbonium » Fri Sep 26, 2014 4:29 pm

Laggy Blazko wrote: I know, let's talk about almonds.
So I was eating a few and one of them tasted so horrible the flavor stayed for a couple of minutes after I spat it!
That's why you eat 'em one at a time, y'div.
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Post by Konda » Mon Sep 29, 2014 1:55 am

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Meh, never thought there would be enough feminists on the internet for the media to appeal to them for the popularity of their content. Knowing how the media influences people who don't think carefully about what they're presented, I can only hope that the whole feminism thing doesn't spread too far. For humanity's sake.

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Post by Espio » Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:51 am

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