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Goat Simulator

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Post by Tux » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:10 pm

Spoiler: Steam launch trailer (Open)
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Spoiler: Official launch trailer (Open)
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So, yeah.
Impressions? Has somebody played this yet? Anything to say?
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Post by Luke » Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:41 pm

I didn't know about this until now; doesn't seem a real simulator, rather a game where you can do silly stuff with a goat. Might be fun but I think it will turn out in a game with no length unable to keep you entertained for more than few hours.

Reminds me of Bear Simulator

http://bearsimulator.com/
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/13 ... -simulator

for which I'm looking forward.
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Post by one_Two » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:46 pm

Looks pretty cool actualy, reminds me of that ps2 game dogs life.

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Post by SyKoTiC » Wed Mar 26, 2014 11:54 pm

one_Two wrote: Looks pretty cool actualy, reminds me of that ps2 game dogs life.
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Now that's a game...lol.

I'm very excited about this game, though. I'm expecting the mod community to have fun with this.
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Post by mr fiat » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:40 am

i supose you have to take the title with a grain of salt, i for one think this looks pretty cool.

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Post by CloudFlash » Thu Mar 27, 2014 2:28 pm

Weeeeeeeeelllllllll.....
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Post by Zakken » Thu Mar 27, 2014 10:14 pm

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Post by Freariose » Mon Apr 07, 2014 8:07 pm

Goats for the goat god... anyways with that out of the way, it looks silly enough.
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Post by Discount Ninja » Mon Apr 07, 2014 11:37 pm

The game is meant to be a joke, making fun of simulator type games. Most of the bugs are intentionally left in the game. It's a lot of fun for about 30 minutes.

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Post by Combinebobnt » Tue Apr 08, 2014 4:30 am

I would never pay money for something like this.

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Post by SyKoTiC » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:32 am

The game is great and worth the $10. Multiplayer is coming soon, as is a new map the same size as the current. The mods for this have potential and though the game is pointless/goalless, it gives you challenges that bend the games physics and make the game amazing.

10/10, would pay for Sheep Simulator
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Post by Zap610 » Wed Apr 09, 2014 11:59 am

SyKoTiC wrote:Multiplayer is coming soon*

* local split-screen multiplayer

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Post by Lord_of_D: » Wed Apr 09, 2014 8:55 pm

if it costed like 2$ dollars, then it would be worthy, but 10$? thats pretty high for such silly game. anyway, i have heard both good and bad things about it. In the good side, its silly but funny gameplay, the lot of stuff you can mod(i heard about a mod that lets you play as a giraffe), but in the bad side, theres not enough stuff what to do by default, despite the good structure and details on the enviroment, the movement of the goat looks robotic(you can even keep a part of yourself floating on a roof), etc.
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Post by Crasger » Fri Apr 11, 2014 8:12 am

SyKoTiC wrote: Multiplayer is coming soon.
Oh God. MULTIPLAYER. Well if it was split-screen it would suck. But full-blown server-client multiplayer? IF that's what they're gonna do then it might actually be worth the money.

People shouldn't be paying so much for this IMO. It's just as bad as paying $100 for a smartphone with Flappy Bird in it.
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