Shitty Map Contest returns!

Maps, modifications, add-ons, projects, and other releases for Zandronum. Also includes announcers.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Ivan » Sun Jun 02, 2013 2:08 pm

Hey why didn't you sign me up! I'm making my Boom map full and well, I've learned all the silly linedef things.
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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:43 pm

I just want to all people confirm their entry Ivan. Added ya now.
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Post by Combinebobnt » Sun Jun 02, 2013 3:49 pm

You forgot to put me down in the list; my map is already in development.

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Post by Cruduxy » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:19 pm

And I thought I made it clear I'll make one on irc lol... nah I'll send mine on last day though
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Wirtualnosc » Sun Jun 02, 2013 6:42 pm

Gardevoir wrote:
TheMisterCat wrote: While I'd like to judge, I'd still like to make an entry myself just for the fun of it.
Go on TMC. If you're gonna make a map, I might do one as well. :D
Guess I have no excuse now then!
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Post by Klofkac » Sun Jun 02, 2013 8:51 pm

I guess I'll do this shitmap then, not sure if I finish it tho.
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Post by Combinebobnt » Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:56 am

What's the verdict on:

- Offensive content
- Intentionally extremely performance heavy areas (to make gameplay difficult due to lag)

Also can my map have multiple music files with it. (music changes throughout the level)
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Post by BloodyAcid » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:40 am

Custom content? Does DECORATE and ACS count as "custom" instead of as the map format?

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Post by Echo » Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:02 am

BloodyAcid wrote: Custom content? Does DECORATE and ACS count as "custom" instead of as the map format?
ACS should be fine as it's part of the map. DECORATE, though... doubt it's permitted.
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Post by Zupoman » Mon Jun 03, 2013 12:55 pm

Wow! Finally something for me! Sign me up, please.
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Post by Cruduxy » Mon Jun 03, 2013 4:52 pm

Gotta love how all the submissions so far were fun challenging maps lol -hmm well one of them is doable is 11 seconds dunno whats special about it :P
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Post by Klofkac » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:07 pm

Okay, here is my "Super Glitch". Hope you not enjoy it!
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Post by Razgriz » Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:57 pm

Sign me up, I can barely map so you can expect the worst of the worst.
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Post by Spottswoode » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:47 am

Just to clarify, we are allowed to add our own midis or mp3's so long as they use mapinfo for loading correct? And is it a problem if the map only works for zdoom?
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Post by Strych6 » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:52 am

Please no mp3s oh my god
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Post by Spottswoode » Tue Jun 04, 2013 6:53 am

Bwahahahaha...part of the shittiness. I had a particularly bad one in mind too. :twisted:
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Post by Ivan » Tue Jun 04, 2013 2:42 pm

Oh well, I have a map coming along that is certainly not shitty (due to me misunderstanding this whole competition). Are we allowed to get people to test our maps? I'd like to do it if we can to find bugs or get feedback.
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Post by Combinebobnt » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:22 pm

I already have like 8 different musics for my map. Biggest map I've ever made too

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Post by Echo » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:34 pm

Anyone managed to take the time to blast through my submission on UV (without using cheats or mods) yet?

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Post by Tux » Tue Jun 04, 2013 5:12 pm

Klofkac wrote: Okay, here is my "Super Glitch". Hope you not enjoy it!
Just a fun fact:
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klof for the love of god this is the worst map I've ever seen (not mentioning doomguy2000's 1x1x1) D:
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