Shitty Map Contest returns!

[Cruduxy]

/me takes his time to cook a disaster

[Strych6]

rofl cruduxy

Yea I started the planning portion, some vague flowchart action. While we're on the topic, what are the default textures for DB2? I remember the DB1's but...

[Sicamore]

No customs? So I can't make my own bullet hell weapons/enemies/objects? :/ no thx

rofl. Ok.

[Ænima]

I was wondering just now... what proof is there that it's not made on forehand?.... :V

None, really.


I mean there's the "file creation date" on the file itself but that can be screwed with.

[Spottswoode]

Does no custom content disallow the use of decorate? For instance, could I modify the players or other monster's health?

[TheMisterCat]

text lumps are allowed, any other type of lump isn't

[Gardevoir]

Do not do anything that might break compatibility between maps though. If you really have to modify anything, use ACS to change properties of actors. (If that's possible, I don't use ACS myself so I might be wrong).

[Gardevoir]

Okay, everyone! Let the contest begin! I'm gonna create a list of all contestants in the first post.

Please, confirm your entry once again so there will be no confusion!

Let the shittiest map win!

[W1D3A55]

I iz leet at ma king cwap mahps.

Yeah ill enter this contest of horrible map fuckery.

[one_Two]

Put me down.

[TheMisterCat]

While I'd like to judge, I'd still like to make an entry myself just for the fun of it.

[Tux]

hey guys, just a tip, make your map long ass and place keydoor at it's start and a key on it's end ;)
or include ijon's acstris wad in it in order to pick up key, open door, jump, et cetera ;)

[Luke]

I'll make a "map".

[Echo]

Y'all fags crybaby posting over the "no custom content" rule need to man up and learn how to create shit maps with stock content.

Go play some D!Zone maps and be enlightened in the ways of wasting everyone's time. And then have fun, motherfuckers.

[Gardevoir]

While I'd like to judge, I'd still like to make an entry myself just for the fun of it.

Go on TMC. If you're gonna make a map, I might do one as well. :D

Also here comes our first submission! Take a look at this lovely piece of crap created by BaronOfStuff from DoomWorld!

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[Enzo03]

Count me in.

[one_Two]

Mine: http://www.mediafire.com/download/xca5s ... ttymap.wad

Map requires jump.

[Spottswoode]

I'm entering. But I won't be held responsible for any loss of cognitive or motor function as a result of playing my map.

[Gardevoir]

I had some problems with the next submission from DoomWorld but... here it is. Created by Phml, GoldenEye2013

[Strych6]

Sign me up as S6, I'll try and get the ball rolling this evening