[Question of the Month] - April

Off-topic chat. Real talk.
User avatar
Ænima
Addicted to Zandronum
Posts: 3582
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:12 pm

[Question of the Month] - April

#1

Post by Ænima » Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:53 pm

If you could have any Doom/Heretic/Hexen/Strife monster as a pet IRL, which would it be?



I choose cacodemon. Fuck traffic, I'm riding to work on my flying pumpkin! And if anyone gives me shit about it, I'll rain electricity balls on their asses.
Reinforcements: midgame Survival joining/respawning
Doom64: Unabsolved: Doom64 + Diablo II
ZandroSkins: a pack made by our community
AeniPuffs: 3D blood and bullet puff effects, free to use for your own mods
Squad Radio: a WASD-based radio chat menu, add your own custom sounds!
Mercenaries (on hold)
Image

one_Two
Addicted to Zandronum
Posts: 1753
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:47 pm

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#2

Post by one_Two » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:16 pm

Peasant.

User avatar
someoneelse
Forum Regular
Posts: 338
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:53 am
Location: Poland

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#3

Post by someoneelse » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:18 pm

I like Archviles most, but they seem to sentient to be pets...
Cacodemons are the cutest of them all, but I would say Pinky. For unknown reason my siblings and me used to call them little horses and I kinda remember them this way. Also, they cannot team kill and would be only of monsters managing to match your walking tempo.
Actually, there is a Pinky (unfortunately D3 one) as a pet for Xbox avatars...
Shared keys will now be in Zandro! Thanks devs for their work, and users for the support!
<AlienOverlord> Do you have any friends at all
<AlienOverlord> You play Doom

User avatar
Disguise
Retired Staff / Community Team Member
Posts: 359
Joined: Thu May 24, 2012 10:00 pm
Location: Romania
Contact:

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#4

Post by Disguise » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:37 pm

Cacodemons! :biggrin:
Image

Cennou
Banned
Posts: 81
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:40 pm
Location: Mexico
Banned: Permanently

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#5

Post by Cennou » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:46 pm

A pet imp from doom so i could have sex with it
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
http://i.imgur.com/EiamW.jpg
[/spoiler][spoiler]Image[/spoiler]

one_Two
Addicted to Zandronum
Posts: 1753
Joined: Thu Jun 07, 2012 4:47 pm

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#6

Post by one_Two » Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:59 pm

Cennou wrote: A pet imp from doom so i could have sex with it
I expected no less.

katZune
Forum Regular
Posts: 470
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:41 pm
Location: Mexico! aka the hell gate

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#7

Post by katZune » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:07 pm

lost soul =P
Whitout a good PC ATM, i will back when 2.0 come out, :)
Spoiler: The True (Open)
Ijon Tichy wrote:
Catastrophe wrote: Banned on grandvoid for trolling Zombie Horde and all out war (blocking, destroying my own base, etc)
Kicked from El Zoido's all out war for nuking our teams base
Kicked again from el Zoido's server for fucking up the warfactory so bad that mechs couldn't spawn anymore
I see no offenses here

only justice

User avatar
IdeIdoom
Zandrone
Posts: 1112
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:19 am
Location: Meldola, Italy
Contact:

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#8

Post by IdeIdoom » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:21 pm

Bruiser from Doom 3. Portable TV/Body Guard.
THE ROMANIAN POWERImage

Code: Select all

<+Dastan>	edd
<+Dastan>	boxxy skin when
<+Shift>	dastan you really want to fap at it this much and now you are going crazy and shredding your hair into a million tiny pieces for this boxxy skin to come out that way you can cum out
<+Dastan>	Shift, yes
--------------------------------------------------------------------
21:53:26  <@Estar>	well, if i'd be a girl, i would say ideidoom has ok looks

Strych6
Forum Regular
Posts: 239
Joined: Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:17 am
Location: West

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#9

Post by Strych6 » Fri Apr 12, 2013 11:16 pm

I've currently got a mancubus in the garage, but he is growing pretty fast and again I have to hire a contractor.
I had been feeding him dark imps, but they dont really make them anymore-I just buy a cyberdemon and divide it into 64 parts. The cleanup is a big problem but the savings are absolutely capital. If it starts to smell too much, don't toss it in the thresher. You can sell like half the limbs to recycling facilities. take the money & you can probably get a crate of imps without putting a dent on your wallet
Image

User avatar
agaures
Forum Regular
Posts: 591
Joined: Mon Dec 10, 2012 6:34 am
Location: New Zealand

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#10

Post by agaures » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:11 am

Demon.
<agaures> I'm guessing you haven't played many doom mods before huh? :p
<Zuplin> i have played master of puppets zombies doom center and a couple more
<agaures> so not many
<Zuplin> i thought that was everything

User avatar
President People
Forum Regular
Posts: 394
Joined: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:12 am

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#11

Post by President People » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:23 am

A Bat from HeXen.

…Okay, so he's not a monster, but look how cute:

   Image
Image
***MARATHON SKINS PACK V1.0.7***

I have been Roland, Beowulf, Achilles, Gilgamesh.
I have been called a hundred names and will be called
a thousand more before the world goes dim and cold.

User avatar
Armour
 
Posts: 95
Joined: Sun Mar 17, 2013 4:23 pm
Location: Canada

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#12

Post by Armour » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:25 am

Definitely Arachnotron

Tux
Forum Regular
Posts: 510
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 1:18 pm
Location: satan's gaping anus
Contact:

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#13

Post by Tux » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:48 am

mini minotaur! dark servant :>
Image
dear diary, tux today was a faggot again[/size]

Catastrophe
Retired Staff / Community Team Member
Posts: 2571
Joined: Sat Jun 02, 2012 2:44 am

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#14

Post by Catastrophe » Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:46 am

Definitely peasant from strife.

Cruduxy
Zandrone
Posts: 1059
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:24 pm

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#15

Post by Cruduxy » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:13 am

Definetely pain elementals so I can have infinite pet lost souls :D

Edit : Also people saying pinkies don't harm each other, I remember them being able to harm each other for some reason before a patch hmmm..
ALSO THEY ARENT CUTE TRY FAST MONSTERS OR NIGHTMARE
Last edited by Cruduxy on Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:14 am, edited 1 time in total.
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
Nothing to see here
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]

Callum
New User
Posts: 13
Joined: Tue Apr 02, 2013 2:04 am
Location: United Kingdom

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#16

Post by Callum » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:30 am

WolfensteinSS

User avatar
someoneelse
Forum Regular
Posts: 338
Joined: Sat Aug 18, 2012 10:53 am
Location: Poland

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#17

Post by someoneelse » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:26 am

Cruduxy wrote: Also people saying pinkies don't harm each other, I remember them being able to harm each other for some reason before a patch hmmm..
How would it work? SInce they only do melee, they can't even break a barrel?
Cruduxy wrote: ALSO THEY ARENT CUTE TRY FAST MONSTERS OR NIGHTMARE
But they will be YOUR pets, remember :)

From the other side, Archvile pet may be best. He will kill all your enemies and resurrect them as your friends...

EDIT: OH GOD I FORGOT
Piggie from Hexen!
[spoiler]
phpBB [video]
The [video] tag is deprecated, please use the [media] tag
[/spoiler]
Last edited by someoneelse on Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:01 am, edited 1 time in total.
Shared keys will now be in Zandro! Thanks devs for their work, and users for the support!
<AlienOverlord> Do you have any friends at all
<AlienOverlord> You play Doom

User avatar
Medicris
Forum Regular
Posts: 614
Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:29 am

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#18

Post by Medicris » Sat Apr 13, 2013 10:46 am

So, Doom: I'd say a Baron, but how would you give it a place to sleep or keep it from getting angry and ripping some poor sap (including you) apart?

Zombies would just stink up the place and try to bite you or your visiting family whenever they get the chance

Lost Soul/PE/Imp = Burn your house down on the first day, no question about it

A caco would be too fat to keep in your house, and then fly around eating birds and scaring the next door's little kids to death as their dad has to wipe the combined splattered bird blood/poo off their windows every day

A Pinky would just be too dumb to live and smash all of your things and shit all over your house, but it's not like dogs are any different

Revenants? Hope your house has some seriously tall ceilings, I don't think they'd appreciate being kept in a doghouse

Mancubus would either smash apart your floors and doorframes or your yard, your choice (and good luck affording the weekly food bills)

Arachnotron would be fun to keep outside, but have fun paying the electrical and mechanical maintenance bills (it'd probably also be a total dick about how smart it thinks it is)

Archviles are too smart and would resent being kept as a pet and probably kill you in your sleep in a blaze of hate and pain

Masterminds and Cybers. Self-explanitory.

Cruduxy
Zandrone
Posts: 1059
Joined: Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:24 pm

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#19

Post by Cruduxy » Sat Apr 13, 2013 12:08 pm

http://doomwiki.org/wiki/Monster_infighting
Medicris wrote:
Lost Soul/PE/Imp = Burn your house down on the first day, no question about it
I never thought of this while picking PE lol..well there is a lot of encounters with lost souls in wooden areas so I dunno if they can actually burn stuff -and no damage for hugging them-
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]
Nothing to see here
[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]

User avatar
Echo
Forum Regular
Posts: 135
Joined: Fri Mar 15, 2013 3:23 am
Clan: Red Bullet Pact
Clan Tag: [RBP]

RE: [Question of the Month] - April

#20

Post by Echo » Sat Apr 13, 2013 6:01 pm

Medicris wrote: Revenants? Hope your house has some seriously tall ceilings, I don't think they'd appreciate being kept in a doghouse
I don't think they'd give a fuck, given that they can still just wander around anyway:
[spoiler]Image[/spoiler]
H ELLO AM 48 YEAR MAN FROM SOMALIA. SORRY FOR BAD ENGLAND. I SELLED MY WIFE FOR INTERNET CONNECTION FOR PLAY AND I WANT TO BECOME THE GOODEST PLAYER LIKE YO U

Post Reply