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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Cennou » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:30 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
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RE: Three Word Story

#142

Post by SyKoTiC » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:44 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Konar6 » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:12 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE
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RE: Three Word Story

#144

Post by Catastrophe » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:21 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD

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RE: Three Word Story

#145

Post by President People » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:28 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK
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RE: Three Word Story

#146

Post by Cennou » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:39 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
http://i.imgur.com/EiamW.jpg
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by TankDempsey » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:51 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by SyKoTiC » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:23 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread
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RE: Three Word Story

#149

Post by TankDempsey » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:28 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Ænima » Tue Feb 19, 2013 11:54 pm

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly,
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by -Jes- » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:15 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Cennou » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:22 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
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RE: Three Word Story

#153

Post by W1D3A55 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:24 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My
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RE: Three Word Story

#154

Post by Cennou » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:27 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
http://i.imgur.com/EiamW.jpg
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RE: Three Word Story

#155

Post by Cruduxy » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:36 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by W1D3A55 » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:39 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by President People » Wed Feb 20, 2013 12:59 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired explosive folding chairs
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by -Jes- » Wed Feb 20, 2013 1:28 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by TankDempsey » Wed Feb 20, 2013 2:47 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Ænima » Wed Feb 20, 2013 3:24 am

Long ago, before anyone had ever packed tight fudge into their pants, people would normally smoke weed everyday. Blaze it faggot. So, in reality Randy Savage is trying not to rip his pants. Suddenly, an elephant had a prolapse, it smelled like green beans. Meanwhile, I am gay. So in conclusion:

... wait a minute. I don't even think this topic is making sense. CashConverters fired me for engaging in this retarded shit. So I went into this site and requested a server to host a WAD that rewrote human history. Unfortunately, the wad was made by hiring mercenaries from Mexico, so that everyone spoke Russian.

As we speak, Ijon is currently a flamboyant homothexual who designs swimwear for old people in Slyfox's basement, like Mr. Herbert who frequently snorts sports equipment and eats Doritos every third Tuesday, when he gets on a large ass. Mario and Luigi kill themselves. Goku had gay sex with a panda and a pair of old shoes full of shit. Luckily, Ivan had brought 2 hookers and a case of fecal cologne.

Meanwhile, Mobius was meticulously planning a HOW BABBY BORN for dummies book, it was going to be like a graphic novel, featuring Billy Mays. Then suddenly, Odamexicans. Exploded. In. Fury. Zdaemons took hold of this victory and went to Fabio the Fabulous. And suddenly blacks in my dick......

...........no, just don't fly an airplane into a building. To soon negro, I'm going schizo. Some voices even echoed through time, warning us about damning listeners to the booty warrior. Ænima yiffed a. No. God no. Inside a supermarket was Qent, a confirmed ponis lover and a super, super nice guy!

Meanwhile, at the UAC Millatary Base Doomguy was diagnosed with breast cancer. He decided to bury his head in the sands whilist slicing Igor's big fat salami HEH FUNNY JOKE, Then he walked to Professor Genki's hot salty nuts and shot many black bank robbers then pulled out a needlessly large chicken flavoured dildo and sticks it in his ear and shoves real pasta sauce then they live happily, but there black hole where he thinks about piss.

Surprisingly, someone took a shit on the Grandvoid servers and started fapping to pony pics.

A big mastodon sat on Konar6. CAPS LOCK ENABLED! SOON THERE WAS BIG VAN VADER! THAT TOOK PICTURES OF LARGE THROBBING SPIDER WITH FIVE SOY JORDI XD AND SOY MILK HE THEN DRANK A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL. Then this thread was smitten by a cacodemon. Suddenly, a cyberdemon appeared his dick fired. BOOM! CUMSHOT!

My Face got covered with a huge *EXPLICIT SCENE*! Millenia passed and cake was made of fail and AIDS.
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