MERRY OCTOBERWEENMAS

[Igor]

IGOR WOULD LIKE TO WISH EVERYONE A MERRY OCTOBERWEENMAS

ALSO IGOR NOTICE A FEW PEOPLE ARE UNAWARE OF NEW AVATAR SYSTEM THAT IS ROLLING OUT
PLEASE TO BE VIEWING NEW INFORMATIONS HERE: http://zandronum.com/avatars/

IF YOU DO NOT FORWARD THIS WEBSITE TO YOURSELF WITHIN 15 DAYS IT WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN FIVE SECONDS FROM NOW TOO LATE BOOM

HA HA TRICK OR TREAT I GOT YOU WITH A TRICK


CHECK OUT THE NEW THEME THAT IGOR HAS SET TO DEFAULT, SMOKY ZAMBONI! http://zandronum.com/forum/usercp.php?action=options
HELLO GHOST DAD HOW ARE YOU I AM DOING FINE

[Ænima]

FLIBBITY FLOOBITY I JUST NOTICED THIS AHHHHH

[Vordenko]

what is this, I don't even

[Ijon Tichy]

IS THAT BILL COSBY
HE IS STARING INTO MY SOUL
IT HURTS :(

[DTDsphere]

COMIC SANS YEAH!

[Death Egg]

absolutely perfect skin 10/10

[Puhax]

Yeah, I like my new avatar, I don't think I'd have changed it if I hadn't noticed the new avatar thing.

[darklight64]

I like the Zandronum with the biddly bop and the bim bam bibbidy boom.

[Samurai]

Is your son named capodecima?

[Luke]

lol
this is why I love zandronum

[Disguise]

pumpkins everywhere

[Revenant]

Let me tell you a story.

Once upon this very night, I was replying to another thread. As my work meticulously crafting the reply began drawing to an end, I decided to press the "Preview Post" button in order to proofread my work one last time.

As I glanced idly over the words and hyperlinks on my computer's screen, I slowly became aware of disturbing changes in the posting environment. Changes so subtle as to elude my very perception, but with an implacable force that filled the very core of my being with a deep existential dread.

Shrugging it off, I got up to get a glass of water from the kitchen. Walking to the refrigerator, glass in hand, I overheard one of the neighbors outside talking to a guest, someone I probably hadn't met. Filling my glass, I tried to listen in. The man - probably in his fifties, at least - was going on about his uncle up in the Bronx, owned a bike shop, but couldn't keep up with the rent, had to sell the shop, and I decided it probably wasn't my business. He kept a strangely cheerful demeanor about him, despite the circumstances, every once in a while letting out with a raspy chuckle.

Having unconsciously pulled the full glass away from the dispenser at some point during my brief eavesdrop, I started back towards the bedroom. Once more making my way through the dim hallway, I raised the glass and took a hearty gulp. Before I could start to swallow, though, the water in my mouth began to thicken and expand, taking on a sickeningly familiar flavor and texture, gagging me as it pushed back into my throat. I hunched over and began to furiously expectorate, but my mouth became impossibly fuller and fuller the more I fought it.

No longer able to breathe, I collapsed, the glass of water shattering as my knees hit the floor. I was surely already dead, but the thing inside me continued its horrible growth, determined to consume me from the inside. I felt powerless as I struggled to hold tight to the last of my fading consciousness.

"Heh heh heh! I told you not to spit it out, remember? Pudding's good for you, son!"

It was the voice of the man next door - here from another time, another life. How had he found me? How had I forgotten? Would I ever live to remember it again?

"I swear, you still do the darnedest..."

[Zap610]

You should have taken it easy.

[Revenant]

Fuck you

[Zap610]

Way to show the true spirit of Octoberweenmas.

[Reach Term]

Oh god bill cosby has taken over the moon. This means the everyone is going to turn into Fat Albert characters. No, I mustn't... HE.... NO! Oh I have to give it in.

HEY HEY HEY! IT'S FAT ALBERT! COMING DOWN TO ZANDRONUM TO SPREAD THE EVERYDAY LESSONS OF KICKING YOUR NEAR END!

[Valherran]

Bill Cosby? LOL... So random. XD

[The Toxic Avenger]

SpaceDM5 Halloween Special IMO

[legion]

bill get down from there you aren't a planet. you dont even have any jello pudding

[Camo Yoshi]

JELLO PUDDIN'