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Last chance for fun, what do?

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Post by Torvald » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:16 am

I thought this would be a fun thread. Let's pretend the world is ending in 3 days, what do you do?

WHAT DO YOU DO? (You get more points the funnier your post is.)


My final story would be to relive the life of a viking...

I would spend these last days acquiring a stable longboat, finding a crew sharing similar ambitions to join me on my maiden voyage - to conquer and pillage the shores we land upon. Their riches, valuables & women will be plundered and vigorously abused. We'd spend our last moments in felicity - chanting folk songs, consuming beer & mead, and forcing all the captured damsels to amalgamate with our clan.
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Post by XCOPY » Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:51 am

Invent a new way to poop.
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Post by Slyfox » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:13 am

Fly over to Kirboy's place and piss on his lawn, light a molotov, and then go watch a movie. If the movie isn't funny, go around back and switch the film with some 60's porn and some hippie music
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Post by Watermelon » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:36 am

XCOPY wrote: Invent a new way to poop.
Did you really register just to post that?


I'd try something extreme
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Post by -Jes- » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:48 am

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Post by Cyber' » Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:11 am

Two days to do any last minute fun stuff huh.

I'd probably just hit up all my friends and have the biggest house party the world's ever seen. Drinks and everything. If I go out, make sure I'm wasted before it happens so I can die happy.
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Post by one_Two » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:42 am

Can't imagine I'd have any fun if the world was gonna end. Even though it's bullshit I'll prob feel a little uneasy on the 21'st :3
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Post by mifu » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:38 am

World is ending in 2 days (well 1 day if your from straylia)? Shiiiit I better drink more beers
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Post by one_Two » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:58 am

mifu wrote: World is ending in 2 days (well 1 day if your from straylia)? Shiiiit I better drink more beers
I don't think it will end depending on time zones.
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Post by mifu » Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:36 am

then I'll have a nasty hang-over... not cool
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Post by Ijon Tichy » Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:06 pm

I'd die doing in real life what I do in Doom.
Rocket jump off the goddamn planet.

nah but seriously I'd probably just do something incredibly stupid like electric slide down an interstate as far as I can before I die for any reason - I'd bring rations so I don't have to stop for food
also I'd be chanting lovecraftian rituals the entire time, which wouldn't make me suspicious in the slightest!
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Post by L1T » Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:44 pm

Rape spree.
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Post by Cruduxy » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:32 pm

Read Mayan porn.
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Post by darkstar64 » Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:38 pm

I would get pissed because I won't see the finale of Breaking Bad...
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Post by Ivan » Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:56 pm

Tor-Bjorn wrote: I thought this would be a fun thread. Let's pretend the world is ending in 3 days, what do you do?

WHAT DO YOU DO? (You get more points the funnier your post is.)


My final story would be to relive the life of a viking...

I would spend these last days acquiring a stable longboat, finding a crew sharing similar ambitions to join me on my maiden voyage - to conquer and pillage the shores we land upon. Their riches, valuables & women will be plundered and vigorously abused. We'd spend our last moments in felicity - chanting folk songs, consuming beer & mead, and forcing all the captured damsels to amalgamate with our clan.
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Post by Jigsaw » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:03 pm

Throw a huge party and invite everyone. Crank up the volume as loud as we can and party till death comes :D
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RE: Last chance for fun, what do?

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Post by Aqua Kitty » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:43 pm

Transform into a succubus, fly over to Westboro Baptist Church nude holding a sign that says GOD HATES BIGOTED MORONS!, while blasting "gay" music on my Jambox. Then provoke them into suing me and use the same tactics they use to pwn them in court and take all their money.

And basically outdo them in being an IRL troll and make some pretend Satanic group for it (satanlovesfags.com anyone?).

Or hell just be the biggest real life troll I possibly can even without getting those Westboro iguana shits involved.
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Post by Laggy Blazko » Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:48 am

I'd just expect the end to be funny enough.
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Post by Empyre » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:25 am

Come up with a scheme to get rich off of the fools who think the world is going to end tomorrow.
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Post by TerminusEst13 » Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:13 am

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