What are some things you've been kicked\banned for?

[ibm5155]

[spoiler]Finally, A joke that I didn't replied because I got it \o/[/spoiler]

[Slim]

List of kicks: Mostly by trolls everyone knows, (dima etc.)

-I think one time I got kicked from ZH one time for, of course being at the top of my game at it (before I stopped playing because so many map wads)
Votekicked for "lagger" (aka some type of revenge a 4 yr old would have in mind)

-Oh yeah, I got A ZDaemon kick once for trying to jump like in Skulltag, was dissed then kicked :D


Bans: Not as many because I try to be a good boy. :D

-Do accidental "using console to change more than one player setup function at once"
bans count (10 minute auto bans)?



-Being banned from a /v/ Zandro server once because the dolt(s) who were running it forgot to add a connect password, here's the kicker: I'm the one who kindly suggested adding the password. :P

I guess not many bans, or I cannot recollect them. :|

[Catastrophe]

Nah, it's a dude. Well, he still isn't as douche as ProtectedLump guy. He loves to kick newbies from vanilla Doom 2 (and sometimes TNT) servers. Hey, I know you probably played Doom for 20 years, but it's not a reason to kick out the poor new guys.

This means one of two things:

1. You're new to Skulltag\Zandronum
2. You're failing to troll

We have a winner!

[Fabysk]

I still remember when I was banned from the master server for 6 months within Skulltag. If I remember correctly, it was this hide and seek wad where the hiders where invisible for a limited time and the seekers had to find them. Long story short, I killed a hider from far range with a chaingun and I was banned "supposedly" for hacking. What was the ban reason you say? "LoL"...(no really that was the reason, no lie).

[Slim]

I still remember when I was banned from the master server for 6 months within Skulltag. If I remember correctly, it was this hide and seek wad where the hiders where invisible for a limited time and the seekers had to find them. Long story short, I killed a hider from far range with a chaingun and I was banned "supposedly" for hacking. What was the ban reason you say? "LoL"...(no really that was the reason, no lie).

Sniping with a chaingun is entirely A-okay, sounds like a dose of butthurt to me.

[X-Ray]

nostar banned me from the old tt servers for trolling the shit outa him and ladna good times.

masterbanned for pissing off domains on zd LOL.

[Danzoa]

Trolling everything and everyone + aliasing as a girl, having chillsing do weird ass stuff (twice for this kinda thing) for a year.

Trolling again, (interfering in scrims) 3 months

Trolling with bluewiz and tosen, another year masterban but it was taken down.

Shooting Jenova in the water on Map26 when he had the flag (Seriously it was an accident)

And well i can keep going lol.

[Kara Kurt]

- In 2012 banned from zdaemon again. Banned for supporting odamex tourney, calling Kilgore bad father.
Lenght ban: undefined, still banned

Haha, I still remember the reason that was the one you mentionned and "propaganda". You were asking / inviting people on zdirc to join Odamex's next season Idl, and later on you were banned so fast that I did not even have time to answer that I was interested. I had no choice but create an Idl account on the forums.

- [1 year ago] Myself I was kicked/banned from Zandronum Irc for inviting one of the admins ( guess who x) ) to ZCL, a ZD league I was organizing.

- [2 years ago] Banned 10 days from Zdaemon for blocking a duel server ( cease to respawn ).

[Zakken]

Hmm, alright... Time for an edgy, but truthful post.

Channel bans:

Zandronum IRC:
(August to December 2013) #A3, twice. The first time happened not long after I started AV, because Mobius spent a month failing to perm de-op me, and thus he got Rust to do the job. I guess they were angry to the point of banning as well. The second time happened because I told Mobius to stop being mad on Minecraft, or some shit like that.
(late 2013) #bestever, for taking sides when Jenova and Mobius were arguing in the Odamex channel, which is located in a different network altogether.
(2011 to 2013) #el, three times. The first time happened because I votekicked Wario out of a Jumpmaze server (I thought the vote wouldn't pass, but it was funny anyway). The second time was because I did the same thing to Moti, in priv (and like the first time, I did not expect the vote to pass... Trolls helping other trolls I guess). The third and last time occurred when Nati ordered me to change my signature and remove the lines where he is mocked at, but I refused, so... You know the rest.
(late 2013) #fsrofficial, because I was associated with the few people who went on a massive trollfest in the channel one night.
(late 2013) #Jormungand, because I told Teletha to get a job instead of pretending to be a girl on the internet.
(mid 2012) #Instru[X]ors, because I successfully fooled Yellowtail into thinking IcyMew wanted me to be the next channel owner, while he was inactive. It was a fun takeover that lasted for a few days, but eventually they caught on. I took full responsibility for this though, heh. c:
(mid 2013) #Neutralize, because I apparently was talking shit about their clan.
(mid 2013) #Zandronum, for apparently feeding some obvious trollbait and taking part in some raiding I was not aware of.
I believe I was also banned from the #euro, #grandvoid, #pro and #staff channels at some point, but I do not remember the reasons anymore.

ZDaemon IRC:
(early 2013?) The whole network, because I talked about the KilgoreQuotes Twitter in #db4d.

QuakeNet IRC:
(2011?) #A3, because apparently I had to be punished in many different ways for leaving the clan.
(February 2013) #idl, after I quit that league!
(February 2013) #odamex, for the reason above.
(late 2013) #renegades, for the same reason as #bestever above. While the Best Ever ban didn't last for too long, the Renegades ban is still in effect as of this post.

Server bans:

(late 2013) Best Ever servers on Zandronum, for the same reason as its channel, #bestever.
(early 2013) IDL servers on Odamex, for the same reasons as #idl and #odamex above, but didn't last long.

Thankfully, I was never banned from these forums, nor I was ever master banned, but damn... I am such an IRC devil. :(

[Watermelon]

Hmm, alright... Time for an edgy, but truthful post.

Channel bans:

Zandronum IRC:
(August to December 2013) #A3, twice. The first time happened not long after I started AV, because Mobius spent a month failing to perm de-op me, and thus he got Rust to do the job. I guess they were angry to the point of banning as well. The second time happened because I told Mobius to stop being mad on Minecraft, or some shit like that.
(late 2013) #bestever, for taking sides when Jenova and Mobius were arguing in the Odamex channel, which is located in a different network altogether.
(2011 to 2013) #el, three times. The first time happened because I votekicked Wario out of a Jumpmaze server (I thought the vote wouldn't pass, but it was funny anyway). The second time was because I did the same thing to Moti, in priv (and like the first time, I did not expect the vote to pass... Trolls helping other trolls I guess). The third and last time occurred when Nati ordered me to change my signature and remove the lines where he is mocked at, but I refused, so... You know the rest.
(late 2013) #fsrofficial, because I was associated with the few people who went on a massive trollfest in the channel one night.
(late 2013) #Jormungand, because I told Teletha to get a job instead of pretending to be a girl on the internet.
(mid 2012) #Instru[X]ors, because I successfully fooled Yellowtail into thinking IcyMew wanted me to be the next channel owner, while he was inactive. It was a fun takeover that lasted for a few days, but eventually they caught on. I took full responsibility for this though, heh. c:
(mid 2013) #Neutralize, because I apparently was talking shit about their clan.
(mid 2013) #Zandronum, for apparently feeding some obvious trollbait and taking part in some raiding I was not aware of.
I believe I was also banned from the #euro, #grandvoid, #pro and #staff channels at some point, but I do not remember the reasons anymore.

ZDaemon IRC:
(early 2013?) The whole network, because I talked about the KilgoreQuotes Twitter in #db4d.

QuakeNet IRC:
(2011?) #A3, because apparently I had to be punished in many different ways for leaving the clan.
(February 2013) #idl, after I quit that league!
(February 2013) #odamex, for the reason above.
(late 2013) #renegades, for the same reason as #bestever above. While the Best Ever ban didn't last for too long, the Renegades ban is still in effect as of this post.

Server bans:

(late 2013) Best Ever servers on Zandronum, for the same reason as its channel, #bestever.
(early 2013) IDL servers on Odamex, for the same reasons as #idl and #odamex above, but didn't last long.

Thankfully, I was never banned from these forums, nor I was ever master banned, but damn... I am such an IRC devil. :(

You should post yea.jpg and get banned from the forums so you can say you were banned from almost everything at least once

[Samurai]

I've never been kicked or banned from any Doom port ever...

[Zakken]

Depends on how much you're willing to pay me!

[Metal]

Banned/account de-activated from ZDaemon forums for saying something like "I don't think windows 7 is the reason Zdaemon won't run on it. I think ZDaemon is the problem." Has been like that for 2 or 3 years.

[AkumaKing]

Surprisingly I've never actually been banned/kicked from a Doom server, so I'll just mention the laughed at MM8BDM.

I got kicked for killing. Not even joking, they kicked me for killing. I attacked every person in sight and got to 1st place, which is apparently 'rude'. Hotel servers attract idiots.

Actually, this happened on several occasions, one being pretty recent where I lost over 260 frags by being kicked.

[mr fiat]

Banned/account de-activated from ZDaemon forums for saying something like "I don't think windows 7 is the reason Zdaemon won't run on it. I think ZDaemon is the problem." Has been like that for 2 or 3 years.

now thats just sad.

[Metal]

Ah, it's a bit more sarcastic, but here it is.

http://forums.zdaemon.org/viewtopic.php?p=249941#249941

[Konar6]

It's because you implied that other Doom ports exist.

[Tiger]

It's not Microsoft's fault. lol. I love it when people/developers blame all their own faults on the base product. Any other DooM port I've played has worked wonderfully on windows 7.

YOU BLASPHEMOUS WENCH!

Yeah, blame phenex for trying to help. Good going.

This makes absolutely no sense for him to jump in and take any actions, but what do I know? I mainly play GZDoom, thus my arguments for or against ZDaemon is completely irrelevant -- I must praise the ZDaemon God(s) to be worthy!

doom is dead on windows systems for many years now.

I love bullshit too! :)[/size]

[SpaceMarine]

Got banned from a public DBZone server for not joining the owner's clan........win?

[HexaDoken]

> someone says something bad in a obviously jokingly manner
> i reply with word "ban" in a obviously jokingly manner
> i get banned in 10-15 seconds with the reason stated as "Attempt at backseat moderation"
lel


Then there is my favourite of all time. On a server running a project, I got banned by the project creator(also the server owner) for providing constructive criticism for his project.

What's most silly is that it wasn't "hey this feature is bad pls remove it" "ban", it was actually a prolonged debate lasting approximitely 40 minutes. It started with me pointing a bug and the mod creator accusing me of being useless because the bug in question was already noted, then it escalated to him blaming me for trolling by asking "stupid" questions about obvious things(even though every single one was legitimate and i honestly had no idea what was the answer), then we started discussing his attitude towards criticism.

Then he asked me something in lines of "what would YOU do if somebody showed up in your server and started asking you stupid questions and reporting bugs you were already aware of?!", to which I calmly responded something in lines of "I would patiently answer to every single dumb question and inform him that the bugs he reported were already discovered, but his effort is appreciated nevertheless".

Then he went silent for 2 minutes, then said "HexaDoken, get out."
"Why should I?"
*permaban with no reason given*


I'm very, very, very sad that I did not record logs of that event. Those would be extremely entertaining to read.