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The Magnificent Essay Generator!

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Post by Ivan » Fri Nov 09, 2012 6:16 pm

So I stumbled upon this the other day and... as you might have guessed, one can get really curious at times and here's a sample of what I got.

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You can have some fun here : Essay Generator
=== RAGNAROK DM ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== ALWAYS BET ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== Who wanta sum wang? ===
=== Death and Decay - A new Monster/Weapon replacer ===

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Post by Mechromancer » Fri Nov 09, 2012 7:55 pm

...Hey Decay you might wanna look at this
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Post by Torvald » Fri Nov 09, 2012 8:26 pm

Time for a serious discussion:


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Post by Razgriz » Fri Nov 09, 2012 10:50 pm

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<PUN1SH3R> Cube has a magnetic effect
<PUN1SH3R> all other clans are in orbit with us, they just dont know it
<PUN1SH3R> occasionally cube will pull a player into it's system
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Post by Spottswoode » Sun Nov 11, 2012 3:42 am

[spoiler]An essay on Butt sex

To delve deeply into Butt sex is an exciting adventure. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Butt sex. Given that its influence pervades our society, there are just not enough blues songs written about Butt sex. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Butt sex.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Butt sex. Observers claim it is quite good.

Recent thought on Butt sex has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. If society has a favourite child, it is Butt sex.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Butt sex. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Inflation

Butt sex

The statistics make it clear that Butt sex is a major market factor. Even a child could work out that inflation will continue to follow Butt sex for the foreseeable future. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Butt sex.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the two sides of Butt sex.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Xaviera Rock 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Butt sex, his words cannot be over-looked. If Butt sex be the food of politics, play on.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Butt sex?

Conclusion

To conclude Butt sex must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It questions, invades where necessary and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Macaulay J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Butt sex by my side.' [3] An essay on Butt sex

To delve deeply into Butt sex is an exciting adventure. At one stage or another, every man woman or child will be faced with the issue of Butt sex. Given that its influence pervades our society, there are just not enough blues songs written about Butt sex. Inevitably feelings run deep amongst global commercial enterprises, who are likely to form a major stronghold in the inevitable battle for hearts and minds. With the primary aim of demonstrating my considerable intellect I will now demonstrate the complexity of the many faceted issue that is Butt sex.

Social Factors

Society is a human product. When J H Darcy said 'fevour will spread' [1] she failed to understand that if one seriously intends to 'not judge a book by its cover', then one must read a lot of books. Much has been said about the influence of the media on Butt sex. Observers claim it is quite good.

Recent thought on Butt sex has been a real eye-opener for society from young to old. If society has a favourite child, it is Butt sex.

Economic Factors

Derived from 'oikonomikos,' which means skilled in household management, the word economics is synonymous with Butt sex. We will study the Fish-Out-Of-Water model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
Inflation

Butt sex

The statistics make it clear that Butt sex is a major market factor. Even a child could work out that inflation will continue to follow Butt sex for the foreseeable future. What it all comes down to is money. Capitalists love Butt sex.

Political Factors

The media have made politics quite a spectacle. Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing the two sides of Butt sex.

It is always enlightening to consider the words of the famous political Xaviera Rock 'Man's greatest enemy is complacency with regards to personal and political hygiene.' [2] Considered by many to be one of the 'Founding Fathers' of Butt sex, his words cannot be over-looked. If Butt sex be the food of politics, play on.
I wait anxiously. What will the next few years bring for Butt sex?

Conclusion

To conclude Butt sex must not be allowed to get in the way of the bigger question: why are we here? Putting this aside its of great importance. It questions, invades where necessary and it is human.

The final say goes to the award winning Macaulay J. Fox: 'At first I was afraid I was petrified. Thinking I could never live without Butt sex by my side.' [3][/spoiler]


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