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Post by legion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:51 am

no holds barred answers
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Post by President People » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:53 am

why did you make this thread

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Post by Marcaek » Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:54 am

anally insterted candles: lit or unlit

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Post by darkstar64 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:02 am

What is the square root of dishwasher?
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Why is Igor so odd?
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Post by ibm5155 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:03 am

What does this code do?

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        .model TINY
NONE        = 00h       ; use this for no features
PRINTZOOM   = 01h       ; printout and beep features
MODECHANGE  = 02h       ; support video mode change?
SPEED       = 04h       ; use 386 instructions for speed
STARTCOORDS = 08h       ; use starting coordinates (instead of 0,0)
HIRES       = 10h       ; use hi resolution (single mode version only)

if (FEATURES AND SPEED)
        .386
endif

ifdef (FEATURES AND HIRES)
  VIDMODE   = 12h       ; use mode 12h
  PIXWIDTH  = 640       ; ... which is 640x480
  PIXHEIGHT = 480
else
  VIDMODE   = 13h       ; use mode 13h
  PIXWIDTH  = 320       ; ... which is 320x200
  PIXHEIGHT = 200
endif
TEXTMODE    =   3       ; our exit video mode (80x25 color text mode)
ZOOMLIMIT   =  13       ; can change to up to 13 for extended zoom in

VIDEO_INT   = 10h       ; BIOS video services interrupt
 WRITE_PIXEL = 0Ch      ; write pixel video service
 WRITE_CHAR  = 0eh      ; write char in TTY mode video service
 CHANGE_MODE = 00h      ; change mode video service

KEYBD_INT   = 16h       ; BIOS keyboard services interrupt

; ASCII codes
EXTENDED    = 000h      ; no ASCII code for extended key codes
BELL        = 007h      ; the ASCII bell char to make a beep
CR          = 00dh      ; a carriage return character
ESCAPE      = 01bh      ; the escape key
PLUS        = 02bh      ; ASCII code for '+' key
V_KEY       = 'v'       ; ASCII code for video mode switch

; keyboard scan codes
MINUS       = 04ah      ; scan code for gray '-' key

; feel free to experiment with the following constants:

DELTA       = 100       ; the unit of pan movement in pixels
THRESHOLD   =   4       ; must be in the range of (0,255)
STARTSCALE  =   7       ; a number from 0 to ZOOMLIMIT, inclusive
STARTX      =-DELTA     ; to the right by 1 delta unit (STARTCOORDS feature)
STARTY      =-DELTA     ; down by 1 delta unit (STARTCOORDS feature)
CHAR_COLOR  = 0fh       ; white on black background (for PRINTZOOM feature)

        .code
        org 100h

Start proc
ife (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        mov     ax,VIDMODE
        int     VIDEO_INT
endif
if (FEATURES AND STARTCOORDS)
        mov     bp,STARTX
        mov     di,STARTY
else
        xor     bp,bp           ; zero initial X offset
        xor     di,di           ; initial Y offset is identical
endif
if   (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        mov     si,offset VidTbl; point to default video table
        jmp     @@ChgMode

video STRUC
ScrnMode        dw      ?       ; the mode number for BIOS' purposes
ScrnWidth       dw      ?       ; pixel width of screen minus one
ScrnHeight      dw      ?       ; full height of screen in pixels
NextMode        dw      ?       ; pointer to next video structure
video ENDS


VidTbl video <54h, 800-1, 600, ($ + 2)>         ; highest res
       video <13h, 320-1, 200, ($ + 2)>         ; lowest res
       video <12h, 640-1, 480, offset VidTbl>   ; next to lowest res

else
        jmp     @@Render        ; leap right in there and draw
endif
@@TryPlus:
        cmp     al,PLUS         ; Q: gray + key?
        mov     al,[scale]      ; get the scale factor in al now
        jnz     @@TryMinus      ; N: maybe it's something else
        dec     al              ; Y: it's plus so zoom out
        js      @@beep          ; if AL<0, balk - can't zoom that far
        sar     bp,1            ; adjust offsets for new scale so
        sar     di,1            ; we stay in the same place
        jmp     @@AdjustScale
@@TryMinus:
        cmp     ah,MINUS        ; Q: gray - key?
        jnz     @@ReadKey       ; N: it's not a valid key
        inc     al              ; Y: zoom in
        cmp     al,ZOOMLIMIT    ; Q: have we zoomed too far?
        ja      @@beep          ; Y: yes, so just beep and don't adjust
        sal     bp,1            ; adjust offsets for new scale so
        sal     di,1            ; we stay in the same place

@@AdjustScale:
        mov     [scale],al      ; update the scale value
@@Render:
if (FEATURES AND PRINTZOOM)
        mov     al,'0'+ZOOMLIMIT; maximum printable character
        sub     al,[scale]      ; invert the sense
        call    PrintChar       ; show the character
        mov     al,CR           ; print a carriage return (no line feed -
        call    PrintChar       ;  we don't want to advance to next line)
endif

if (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        mov     cx,(video ptr [si]).ScrnHeight
        push    si              ; we do this because it's very slow
                                ; if we read the Width from memory
                                ; every inner loop iteration
        mov     si,(video ptr [si]).ScrnWidth
else
        mov     cx, PIXHEIGHT   ; height of screen in pixels
endif
        sub     di,cx           ; adjust our Y offset
@@CalcRow:
        push    cx              ; save the row pointer on the stack
if (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        mov     cx,si           ; fetch the screen width
else
        mov     cx, PIXWIDTH-1  ; width of screen in pixels
endif
        sub     bp,cx           ;
@@CalcPixel:
        push    cx              ; save the column counter on stack
        xor     cx, cx          ; clear out color loop counter
        xor     bx, bx          ; zero i coefficient
        xor     dx, dx          ; zero j coefficient
@@CycleColors:
        push    dx              ; save j value for later
        mov     ax, bx          ; ax = i
        sub     ax, dx          ; ax = i - j
        add     dx, bx          ; dx = i + j
        stc                     ; one additional shift, please
        call    Shifty          ; ax = ((i+j)*(i-j)) shifted right
        pop     dx              ; retrieve our saved value for j
        add     ax,bp           ; account for base offset...
        cmp     ah,THRESHOLD    ; Q: is i > THRESHOLD * 256?
        xchg    bx,ax           ; now swap new i with old i
        jg      @@draw          ; Y: draw this pixel
        clc                     ; no additional shifts here, please
        call    Shifty          ; now dx:ax = old i * j
        xchg    dx,ax           ;
        add     dx,di           ; account for base offset...
        inc     cl              ; increment color
        jnz     @@CycleColors   ; keep going until we're done
@@draw:
        xchg    ax, cx          ; mov color into al
        pop     cx              ; retrieve our column counter
        pop     dx              ; fetch row (column already in cx)
        push    dx              ; must leave a copy on the stack
        xor     bx,bx           ; write to video page zero
        mov     ah,WRITE_PIXEL  ; write pixel command
        int     VIDEO_INT       ; video BIOS call
        inc     bp              ; adjust our X base value
        loop    @@CalcPixel     ; keep going until we've done a line
        inc     di              ; adjust our Y base value
        pop     cx              ; keep going until we've done 'em all
        loop    @@CalcRow       ; more rows?

if (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        pop     si              ; restore vid ptr if we use one
endif
@@beep:
if (FEATURES AND PRINTZOOM)
        mov     al,BELL         ;
        call    PrintChar       ;
else
        mov     ax,((WRITE_CHAR SHL 8) OR BELL)  ; make a beep
        int     VIDEO_INT       ; (bx=0 -- any video page, any char attr)
endif
@@ReadKey:
        xor     ax,ax           ; fetch a keystroke
        int     KEYBD_INT       ; keyboard request
        cmp     al,ESCAPE       ; Q: does the user want to exit?
        jz      @@exit          ; Y: do so immediately
if (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        cmp     al,V_KEY        ; request for video mode change?
        jnz     @@TestExt       ; if not, go on
@@ChgMode:
        mov     si,(video PTR [si]).NextMode  ; change pointers
        mov     ax,(video PTR [si]).ScrnMode  ; load new video mode
        int     VIDEO_INT       ; change modes
        jmp     @@Render        ; draw new screen
@@TestExt:
endif
        cmp     al,EXTENDED     ; Q: is it an extended key code?
        jnz     @@TryPlus       ; N: it's not so see if it's '+'
@@ArrowKey:
        inc     ah              ; increment it to make indexing easier
        add     ah,ah           ; multiply by two
        mov     bl,6            ; fix template (bh is already zero)
        and     bl,ah           ; now bx contains address of delta
if (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        push    si              ; save video ptr if we're using one
endif
        mov     si,offset Deltas; fetch the delta value
        add     bp,[bx+si]      ; add it to the X offset
        shr     ah,2            ; now look at the Y value of keystroke
        mov     bl,6            ; turn it into a table offset
        and     bl,ah           ; do it now
        sub     di,[bx+si]      ; and subtract from Y offset
if (FEATURES AND MODECHANGE)
        pop     si              ; restore video ptr if we're using one
endif
        jmp     @@Render        ; go draw this thing.
@@exit:
        mov     ax,TEXTMODE     ; back to normal now
        int     VIDEO_INT       ; change modes
        ret                     ; and exit via old style
Start endp

Deltas   dw +DELTA,0,-DELTA,0   ; handy table for calculating
                                ; changes in X and Y offsets

Shifty proc near
        push    cx              ; save middle bits (i*i - j*j)
        db      0b1h            ; code for mov cl,immed8
scale   db      STARTSCALE
        adc     cl,0            ; adjust per CY flag
        imul    dx              ; do the multiply
if (@Cpu AND 8)                 ; is is a 386 or better?
        xchg    ax,dx           ;
        shl     eax,16          ; put hi part in hi 16 bits
        xchg    ax,dx
        shr     eax,cl          ;
else
@@Rotate:
        rcr     dx,1            ;
        rcr     ax,1            ;
        loop    @@Rotate        ; ch is always zero so this is OK
endif
        pop     cx              ;
        ret                     ;
Shifty  endp

if (FEATURES AND PRINTZOOM)

PrintChar proc
        mov     ah,WRITE_CHAR   ; write a character in TTY mode
        mov     bx,CHAR_COLOR AND 07fh  ; use page 0 (bh), non-xor color (bl)
        int     VIDEO_INT       ; do it up
        ret
PrintChar endp
endif

        end Start

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Post by Ijon Tichy » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:18 am

what is the proof of the riemann hypothesis and the goldbach conjecture
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Post by Hypnotoad » Thu Aug 01, 2013 1:56 am

how made gernade?

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Post by Combinebobnt » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:08 am

Who dun it?

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Post by legion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:30 am

President People wrote: why did you make this thread

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why not
anally insterted candles: lit or unlit
lit of course
Top or bottom?
top
What is the square root of dishwasher?
water
Why is Igor so odd?
because the voices told him to be
what does this code do
nothing unless I run it
what is the proof of the riemann hypothesis and the goldbach conjecture
there isn't one. bitch
how made gernade?
very cerfully
Who dun it?
the butler
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Post by The Toxic Avenger » Thu Aug 01, 2013 2:58 am

If R never offered you a spot, would you have ever left DRZ

Serious question

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Post by legion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:04 am

probably not
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Post by Zap610 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:12 am

What is your Zandronum password?

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Post by Stoner » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:28 am

¿Eres soy es Jordi?

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Post by Ijon Tichy » Thu Aug 01, 2013 3:35 am

but who was phone?

actually no

is there any valid reason to pelvic thrust a bear, and if so, what are they

this is very pertinent information for me please respond soon xoxoxoxoxo
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Post by Catastrophe » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:11 am

Jajaja xdxd?

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Post by legion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:34 am

Zap610 wrote: What is your Zandronum password?
"gullible"
¿Eres soy es Jordi?
I'm sorry I don't speak chinese
but who was phone?

actually no

is there any valid reason to pelvic thrust a bear, and if so, what are they

this is very pertinent information for me please respond soon xoxoxoxoxo
1) what

2) yes, in case of: emergency, liver spots, or massive brain stroke
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Post by darkstar64 » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:46 am

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Post by legion » Thu Aug 01, 2013 4:49 am

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