Shitty Map Contest returns!

[Tux]

Here's my incredibly bad wad that I took my time on (sorta). I think this'll blow everyone else's crap outta the water.

CLICK TO EXPERIENCE THE SHITTYNESS

Winner.

seconded
this is even worse than klof's map rofl

[Darknight99x]

Here is my shitty wad for entrance!

http://www.2shared.com/file/c-AeHHGx/John29.html

[Lollipop]

Here's my incredibly bad wad that I took my time on (sorta). I think this'll blow everyone else's crap outta the water.

CLICK TO EXPERIENCE THE SHITTYNESS

I wouldn't say this map is bad at all, its actually fun :S

[Jigsaw]

Here's my incredibly bad wad that I took my time on (sorta). I think this'll blow everyone else's crap outta the water.

CLICK TO EXPERIENCE THE SHITTYNESS

I wouldn't say this map is bad at all, its actually fun :S

Seconding this; while it has all the flashing shit and massive texture errors, it still plays good and has a logical way to complete. I experienced rather fun than frustration.

[TwentyBoltz]

I know the shittiest and the most offensive doom map in the entire universe!

Name:The Belly Of The Beast
Author:MatthewDoomer
My Reaction:This wad is a product of a disease brain,ouch!
Link(Try it at your own risk!):http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/?id=17193

[Jigsaw]

Thats nice but you need to contribute with your own maps, which fit the rules, designing specifically for this contest.

[ARGENTVM]

I think I'll throw my hat into the ring. I have an extremely shitty wad in the making - I won't get into specifics (yet, although it has probably the shittiest storyline I could possibly think of at the time) as I'm still doing a couple final tests - The "masterpiece" should be ready in a day or two...

[Snakezz]

http://www.2shared.com/file/jOPGJIhO/theelevator.html

Here is my submission.

[Gardevoir]

Here is my shitty wad for entrance!

http://www.2shared.com/file/c-AeHHGx/John29.html

Disqualified. Stolen map.

http://www.2shared.com/file/jOPGJIhO/theelevator.html

Here is my submission.

Map does not contain an exit.

[Balrog]

INTRODUCING THE AMAZING SMELLEVATOR

http://ubuntuone.com/4gGtw4uPo3S2PTveKydGvn

[Infirnex]

For the sake of the fact that the ZDoom thread has basically died, and this one is far more active, I'll submit my map on here instead. When it's finished.

Unless you want me to do otherwise.

[Gardevoir]

Nah, it's actually better if you post it here. :D

[Echo]

Wish there was an option to submit two maps. Oh well.

[Infirnex]

Is an Icon considered a valid exit?

[TheMisterCat]

As long as the map is exitable without cheats there should be no problem

[Strych6]

http://www.mediafire.com/download/lxgvy ... S6sQ4K.zip

S6's Quest For Knowledge
map 02 replacement

Defeat the auto-save boss
Par Time 1:30

[ARGENTVM]

http://www.mediafire.com/?z6p44965bydj9sf

[A Terrible] Journey to the Malt Shop.

Essentially a landscape that has been corrupted by leaving floppy diskettes in the microwave with a shit storyline and elements of parody.

[spoiler]Those insta-lifts aren't as impossible as they seem - it's essentially random as to your success of getting up.[/spoiler]

[Infirnex]

I thought of every possible way to infuriate a person.
I used dirty tricks, bullshit mechanics, and time wasters.
This is my result. A map that took me a half hour to complete without cheating. And lots of reloads and saves.

I present to you "Nightmare". I made my friends cry with this map. I hope you achieve the same result.
Download Here. Mouse Look is not required, but extremely helpful.

EDIT: Wrong link, will update in a second.

EDIT2: Updated link.

[Echo]

Okay, can I contribute a bonus map?

I have a lump of shit here that I made as a joke to annoy someone else, and now that I've used that particular joke I'd like to lob it into the "let's turn this shitfest into a MegaWAD" idea.

Of course, keep my original contribution as my entry to any 'contest' (is that even a thing?), it's just that something this shit needs exposure in this context because it's shit.

[Tux]

I want to enter
and
http://www.mediafire.com/?yx82753uyp9xc1m