Now before you respond in anger at the loss of perhaps your favorite event, hear me out. We have done our calculations and it turns out if we move to a port such as Odamex, we will see far greater success than we've ever seen here at Zandronum. Odamex has no competition for weekly events on Friday, and seeing how I personally thrive when there is no competition in my way, the event as a whole can benefit. This relationship is also mutual for Odamex's case, as it will cause an Infinite % increase in the active playerbase there as well. Here is a graph of our expected calculations for your reference:
We've also been keeping notice on issues that have sprung up again and again in the past, and as the small things do add up, it further encourages this move:
- We run the same wads too much
- We run different wads too much
- One time we ran a wad that wasn't good
- Sean made it into staff somehow
- Decay one time said something bad about us
- Watermelon
Um april fools noobs get owned xd