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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Doomkid » Tue May 19, 2015 4:51 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle,
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Sean » Tue May 19, 2015 5:50 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Wed May 20, 2015 9:54 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Thu May 21, 2015 6:16 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Awesome Possum » Thu May 21, 2015 9:35 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by TehRealSalt » Thu May 21, 2015 11:10 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle.
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Klofkac » Mon May 25, 2015 2:45 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Mon May 25, 2015 5:23 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Slim » Mon May 25, 2015 5:40 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Tue May 26, 2015 8:26 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Edward-san » Tue May 26, 2015 8:34 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?"

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Tue May 26, 2015 8:41 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Slim » Tue May 26, 2015 11:26 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall
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RE: Three Word Story

#1754

Post by Sean » Wed May 27, 2015 6:59 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Wed May 27, 2015 9:55 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Thu May 28, 2015 3:27 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Sean » Thu May 28, 2015 6:32 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Doomkid » Thu May 28, 2015 3:16 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Slim » Thu May 28, 2015 3:20 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his
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5:54 PM - Slim: you're complaining about something so small that
5:54 PM - Lance: so? we do that all the time
5:55 PM - Lance: we're a bunch of losers complaining at a bar minus the bar
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Thu May 28, 2015 5:05 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn
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