Shitty Map Contest #4 Results! Compilation released!

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Shitty Map Contest #4 Results! Compilation released!

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Post by Gardevoir » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:02 pm

Shitty Map Contest #4 Results!

Alright folks! Thank you all for your terrible submissions. I hope that other judges enjoyed (or rather did not) playing through the various turds you people created just like I did. It is finally time to know the winner!

Each judge gave each map scores from 0 (meaning not shitty at all) to 10 (worst ever). The individual scores of each judge are presented in this order : Gardevoir, Wirtualnosc, Hexadoken, Mifu, Pegg.

Here we go everyone, I know you all waited for this moment your whole lives...

22nd place - solospaghetti (2+4+0.5+7+3=16.5 points)
21st place - Canofbacon (5+3+3+6+0=17 points)
20th place - Vlad The Impaler (3+4+2+7+2.5=18.5 points)
19th place - joe-ilya (3+5+3+6+2.5=19.5 points)
18th place - Conmon (4.5+3+2.5+8+6=24 points)
17th place - blackmario (3+6+4+9+3.5=25.5 points)
16th place - TehRealSalt (8+4+3+7+4=26 points)
15th place - abbuw (6+6+4+6+6=28 points)
13th place - Jigsaw (7+7+5.5+7+6=32.5 points)
13th place - The Game King (8+6+5+7+6.5=32.5 points)
12th place - WIDEASS (5+8+5+9+6=33 points)
11th place - ARGENTVM (7.5+6+7+5+8=33.5 points)

And here's the top ten. If your nickname is in here, that means you are either retarded or insane... or both.

10th place - Infirnex (6+8+6.5+7+7=34.5 points)
9th place - DRL3.33 (10 +6+4.5+8+7=35.5 points)
8th place - Klofkac (9+7+5+7+8=36 points)
7th place - mallo (9+7+5+9+7=37 points)

5th place - jwaffe (9+10+6+4+8.5=37.5 points)
5th place - CombineBobNT (5+7+8.5+8+9=37.5)

4th place - XCVG (10+6+6+8+8=38 points)


3rd place - SirDaylot (9+6+8+10+8=41 points)

2nd place - TheMisterCat (9.5+9+6+10+9=43.5 points)


AND THE WINNER IS...

1st place - Cloud Flash (10+8+9+8+9.5=44.5 points)


Good job, everyone! I truly hope you enjoy such kind of activities. Mapping is like art, everyone has their own style and either do well or bad it. However, the most important thing about mapping is to have fun from it.

Congratulations to the winner, Cloud Flash! His map was truly one of a kind, even though TheMisterCat almost caught up with him in the final scores. Well done, this throphy now belongs to you, Cloud Flash...

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I will make a compilation of 'almost' all maps (some of them required ZDoom to play) later guys. If you got any ideas for the future contests, feel free to tell me either here or on IRC.
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Post by Klofkac » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:16 pm

8th again... Oh well. Congrats, Cloud_Flash!
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Post by CloudFlash » Tue Aug 26, 2014 1:29 pm

<3 !
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Post by Catastrophe » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:20 pm

Argentum's map is only 11th place; Really?

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Post by Cruduxy » Tue Aug 26, 2014 10:46 pm

Well he provided the points so it seems 2 judges found it half-shitty.
If anything I wonder why Jwaffe's torture map has a 4..
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Post by jwaffe » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:06 am

Cruduxy wrote: Well he provided the points so it seems 2 judges found it half-shitty.
If anything I wonder why Jwaffe's torture map has a 4..
Heh, I'm kind of curious too
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Post by Catastrophe » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:09 am

But jwaffes map isnt even as long as argentums or combinebobs. This is dumb.

I mean, the map IS dumb, but its not really shitty, it doesn't frustrate me or make me laugh. All you had to do was sr50 across a bridge and you won the level. That's not really awful enough to warrant something as prestigious as 5th place.
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Post by jwaffe » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:12 am

cata that's a fake exit (one of several), you need to rocket jump more than once to exit the level, the real exit is completely unmarked and hidden.
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Post by Cruduxy » Wed Aug 27, 2014 10:30 am

Contest is shittiest map regardless of length. I think if a map makes you laugh it failed to be shitty.
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Post by Sir_Dyalot » Wed Aug 27, 2014 12:02 pm

if my map ends up in a pack, be sure to patch in the coopfix i posted, or it will crash at the end in multiplayer with current zandro versions.

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Post by Vlad the Impaler » Sun Aug 31, 2014 5:20 pm

20th place, eh? Not bad in my book. Not bad at all for a first try.
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Post by CloudFlash » Fri Oct 10, 2014 9:48 pm

Gardevoir wrote: I will make a compilation of 'almost' all maps (some of them required ZDoom to play) later guys.[/size]
Still waitin', m8'o
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Post by Combinebobnt » Fri Oct 10, 2014 10:04 pm

later = a century beyond this one

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Post by Gardevoir » Fri Oct 10, 2014 11:47 pm

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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:15 pm

Just as I promised guys! Enjoy the shittyness of our favourite Contest!
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Notes : I mighta removed some of the mp3s to lower the file's weight. Map02 and Map19 work only in (G)ZDoom. Map02 crashes Zandronum while Map19 simply does not work.
You can check out these maps by using the Changemap/Map commands from the console while using the other ports. Have fun! (not)
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Post by CloudFlash » Sun Oct 12, 2014 6:22 pm

I'm proud of you. Good job.
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Post by Untitled » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:44 pm

I have to say, I'm somewhat off-put by the judging this time.

In comparison to SMC2 (when was SMC1 and SMC3, by the way?), the judging was highly variable - I found MAP11 to be the worst of the bunch (not to say the others were good; it was just the worst), both in looking like a terrible zandronum accident and general-argh-why-the-hell in gameplay (shrek'd?), MAP22, while definitely very very very weird, I actually thought it was pretty cool as a weird abstract sort of map (albeit it would be nice to find the music; like 2/3rds of CloudFlash's music is missing), and the map order seemed pretty random this time (though the first few maps were noticeably better).

Remember the Alamo should've honestly won; or at least been really close to winning. MAP22, in comparison, didn't seem nearly as bad.

Also, I feel THE COLOSSAL CASTLE OF KING TUTMENSTEIN should've been higher; but that's a bias because I haven't played MAP19 yet (due to it crashing zandronum).

Also, how the hell do you finish MAP11 (ARGENTVM) and MAP22 (CloudFlash)? I can't find an exit.
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Post by CloudFlash » Wed Oct 15, 2014 5:43 pm

Untitled wrote: Also, how the hell do you finish MAP22 (CloudFlash)? I can't find an exit.
You just have to wander aimlessly for about 10 minutes. After that, the wall in the spawn room will lower, revealing a small platform. Once you jump on the platform, the level ends and you have to burst in tears over the sounds of very sad violin (taken from a youtube video named 'very sad violin'. True story)
Also on a side note, the messages in map22 can be deciphered... but only if you have a cell phone.[/size]
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Post by ARGENTVM » Wed Oct 15, 2014 6:13 pm

Untitled wrote: Also, how the hell do you finish MAP11 (ARGENTVM)? I can't find an exit.
Check your automap for random exit linedefs (usually red). Hit any of those to exit.

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Post by Untitled » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:37 pm

That's yet another point for argentvm - Unlike cloudflash; who's map only requires patience to beat; argentvm pretty much literally requires opening the map up in doom builder to find the linedefs that would take you to the right place. How did he only get 12th place again?

Also, another point for argentvm is the music. oh my god, the music.
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