Shitty map contest RESULTS!
Shitty map contest RESULTS!
SHITTY MAP CONTEST RESULTS
I know that you all have been waiting for this. So here they are! Without reviews tho, here's the list of our contestants, from the last place to the very first place. There were 5 judges and each of them gave each map a score, from 0 (not shitty at all) to 10 (AWFUL TURD).
Judges : Gardevoir, Wirtualnosc, TheMisterCat, The Game King, Cloud Flash
So, here's the list.
24th place - Ivan (2+1+1+1+0 = 5 points)
23rd place - Zupoman (1+2+3+0,5+0 = 6,5 points)
22nd place - Balrog (1+2+3+4+0 = 10 points)
21st place - one_Two (2+3+2+1+7 = 15 points)
20th place - BaronOfStuff (4+4+1+5+2 = 16 points)
19th place - Xangi (2+6+4+5+0 = 17 points)
18th place - Superluigieth1 (2+4+3+4+5 = 18 points)
17th place - axtarmas (2,5+5+5+3+6 = 21,5 points)
16th place - NiTROACTiVE (4+5+3+4+8 = 24 points)
15th place - Obake (2+6+6+6+9 = 29 points)
13th place - Decay (5+6+4+8+7 = 30 points)
13th place - Phml (7+9+4+5+5 = 30 points)
12th place - Jigsaw (5+5+7+6,5+7 = 30,5 points)
11th place - walterconfalonieri (7+5+3+7+9 = 31 points)
Yay top ten. Stuff gets nasty here...
10th place - Luke (4+8+6+8+7 = 33 points)
9th place - W1D3A55 (6+7+5+8,5+8 = 34,5 points)
8th place - Klofkac (8+7+6+8+6 = 35 points)
7th place - LittleIshida (5+6+9+8,5+7 = 35,5 points)
6th place - Tux (9+9+5+9+6 = 38 points)
5th place - Infirnex (9,5+7+6+9,5+8 = 40 points)
4th place - ARGENTVM (10+6+7+8,5+9 = 40,5 points)
3RD PLACE - Combinebobnt (7+10+7+7+10 = 41 points)
2ND PLACE - S6 (9+9+7+7+10 = 42 points)
*dem drums*
So... THE WINNER OF THE (SECOND) SHITTY MAP CONTEST IS...
1ST > > CATASTROPHE (9+10+8,5+8+8 = 43,5 points) < < 1ST
Here Catastrophe, this trophy belongs to you now.
Show it to your parents. Let them know that you have achieved something in your life.
Congratulations, everyone. That was one shitty work. You maggots have no idea how to map at all!
I'm open for suggestions for the next contests, if you got any, tell me them on #shitty at zandroirc!
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But that's not all...
[WE HAVE A MEGAWAD]
Mirror Download
!WARNING! EPILEPSY WARNING. SOME MAPS MIGHT RAPE YOUR EYES WITH BLUE AND RED LIGHT FLASHING. !WARNING!
Note : the wad wasn't tested in multiplayer, if you find any bugs making it unplayable in multiplayer, tell me. I'll try to fix them.
I know that you all have been waiting for this. So here they are! Without reviews tho, here's the list of our contestants, from the last place to the very first place. There were 5 judges and each of them gave each map a score, from 0 (not shitty at all) to 10 (AWFUL TURD).
Judges : Gardevoir, Wirtualnosc, TheMisterCat, The Game King, Cloud Flash
So, here's the list.
24th place - Ivan (2+1+1+1+0 = 5 points)
23rd place - Zupoman (1+2+3+0,5+0 = 6,5 points)
22nd place - Balrog (1+2+3+4+0 = 10 points)
21st place - one_Two (2+3+2+1+7 = 15 points)
20th place - BaronOfStuff (4+4+1+5+2 = 16 points)
19th place - Xangi (2+6+4+5+0 = 17 points)
18th place - Superluigieth1 (2+4+3+4+5 = 18 points)
17th place - axtarmas (2,5+5+5+3+6 = 21,5 points)
16th place - NiTROACTiVE (4+5+3+4+8 = 24 points)
15th place - Obake (2+6+6+6+9 = 29 points)
13th place - Decay (5+6+4+8+7 = 30 points)
13th place - Phml (7+9+4+5+5 = 30 points)
12th place - Jigsaw (5+5+7+6,5+7 = 30,5 points)
11th place - walterconfalonieri (7+5+3+7+9 = 31 points)
Yay top ten. Stuff gets nasty here...
10th place - Luke (4+8+6+8+7 = 33 points)
9th place - W1D3A55 (6+7+5+8,5+8 = 34,5 points)
8th place - Klofkac (8+7+6+8+6 = 35 points)
7th place - LittleIshida (5+6+9+8,5+7 = 35,5 points)
6th place - Tux (9+9+5+9+6 = 38 points)
5th place - Infirnex (9,5+7+6+9,5+8 = 40 points)
4th place - ARGENTVM (10+6+7+8,5+9 = 40,5 points)
3RD PLACE - Combinebobnt (7+10+7+7+10 = 41 points)
2ND PLACE - S6 (9+9+7+7+10 = 42 points)
*dem drums*
So... THE WINNER OF THE (SECOND) SHITTY MAP CONTEST IS...
1ST > > CATASTROPHE (9+10+8,5+8+8 = 43,5 points) < < 1ST
Here Catastrophe, this trophy belongs to you now.
Show it to your parents. Let them know that you have achieved something in your life.
Congratulations, everyone. That was one shitty work. You maggots have no idea how to map at all!
I'm open for suggestions for the next contests, if you got any, tell me them on #shitty at zandroirc!
___________________________
But that's not all...
[WE HAVE A MEGAWAD]
Mirror Download
!WARNING! EPILEPSY WARNING. SOME MAPS MIGHT RAPE YOUR EYES WITH BLUE AND RED LIGHT FLASHING. !WARNING!
Note : the wad wasn't tested in multiplayer, if you find any bugs making it unplayable in multiplayer, tell me. I'll try to fix them.
Last edited by Gardevoir on Sun Jul 28, 2013 11:38 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
Damn, well, I expected that to happen so :D
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u must anal fist teh cyberdemon 2 continue
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That trophy looks just like a part of my map
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RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
9th place? YOU WAT
Nice megawad though
Nice megawad though
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YESSSSS MY DREAM CAME TRUE!
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After we get someone to test the maps online, definietly.Lord_of_D: wrote: sns, anyone? :3
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RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
I beat both my map and arg's map online. Although they both have painful punishments for dying online.
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Zdoomwars Kosher Maps
Naturemod LMS
RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
After "completing" every level (with give all, god, fly and noclip cheats) my eyes are still bleeding.
Those are real shitty maps, good job.
Those are real shitty maps, good job.
RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
5th huh?
Was expecting lower.
Also, InfIrnex, not InfErnex.
Was expecting lower.
Also, InfIrnex, not InfErnex.
RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
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CF appears to have just said numbers at random.Balrog wrote: How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
I've been playing through. And let me tell you: today, mankind has taken a big step. I'm glad to partake, plenty of chuckles were had
but do take the warning labels seriously. 8U 8U 8U
but do take the warning labels seriously. 8U 8U 8U
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Congratulations, Blue! ^.^
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Yea, except that no. It was Garde who fucked up my scores, and I think it was because maps in my rating had from -1 to 20 points. ... ... ... and Combinebobnt's map had something around trillion bazillion points. Seems legit.one_Two wrote:CF appears to have just said numbers at random.Balrog wrote: How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
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The 3 best maps were propably made in over a week or something. Go figure.Balrog wrote: I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
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On an unrelated side, what did the judges think about my map on a normal way? I'm going to start mapping for Coop game modes and I'd like feedback.
Last edited by Ivan on Mon Jul 29, 2013 1:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
=== RAGNAROK DM ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== ALWAYS BET ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== Who wanta sum wang? ===
=== Death and Decay - A new Monster/Weapon replacer ===
=== ALWAYS BET ON ... uh... dead forever? ===
=== Who wanta sum wang? ===
=== Death and Decay - A new Monster/Weapon replacer ===
RE: Shitty map contest RESULTS!
I can say that my map was about a good two weeks worth of trouble for me :PCloudFlash wrote:The 3 best maps were propably made in over a week or something. Go figure.Balrog wrote: I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.
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[troll]This map is shit, because it was posted on shitty map contest. [/troll]Ivan wrote: On an unrelated side, what did the judges think about my map on a normal way? I'm going to start mapping for Coop game modes and I'd like feedback.
Looks pretty nice, but a bit too cramped. Every time I wanted to circlefuck some monsters I had to evade boxes or walls or anything like that. ... no, no, disabling the circlefuck is actually good thing.
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I want to play this on FNF/SNS. Then we should all go on BlueWiz's TS server and rage and cry.
"This sorta situation gettin' kinda bad." "Kinda bad? This here's horrible we're gonna DIE!" "Yeah but I ain't worried." "How is you ain't worried?" "'Cus you can smack 'em all with yo dang-a-lang." "Oh snap, you're right." *whips out BFG*
I'm in game as CubedSoul.
Also we need a BFG similar to beta Doom, other words a Christmas gun.
I'm in game as CubedSoul.
Also we need a BFG similar to beta Doom, other words a Christmas gun.