Shitty Map Contest returns!

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Infirnex » Sat Jun 22, 2013 7:31 pm

Echo wrote: Okay, can I contribute a bonus map?

I have a lump of shit here that I made as a joke to annoy someone else, and now that I've used that particular joke I'd like to lob it into the "let's turn this shitfest into a MegaWAD" idea.

Of course, keep my original contribution as my entry to any 'contest' (is that even a thing?), it's just that something this shit needs exposure in this context because it's shit.
I don't see this as an issue, so long as your original submission is clear to be the entry for the contest. I would like to see it, and it would make this thing more of a MegaWAD.

I'm not a judge though :S

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

#122

Post by Catastrophe » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:56 am

yo when is this shit due

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Infirnex » Sun Jun 23, 2013 3:00 am

Catastrophe wrote: yo when is this shit due
Rules:
1) The contest begins on the 1st and ends on the 23rd of June. (Judging all maps might take another week.)
2) If you want to sign up for the contest, post in the thread.
3) You can sign up from 1st to the 21st of June. From that moment you can submit your maps to 23rd, however, if you won't manage to submit your maps before 23rd you will get disqualified.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

#124

Post by Combinebobnt » Sun Jun 23, 2013 4:53 am

Download
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Styled the map like iogw.wad along with other jokewad elements. I prob should have made it shittier tho.

(i dont think the map needs jump or crouch to be beaten, but one of secrets requires crouch to get)
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Jun 23, 2013 1:51 pm

Okay everyone, thanks for all turdies so far. This is the last day to submit your maps and then we are going to start judging. Oh right, I am looking for one more judge so we can have a team of 5. Anyone with semi-good reviewing powers is welcome. :p
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by CloudFlash » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:34 pm

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Lollipop » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:48 pm

take cloud flash, just so you can have some fun listening to his funny arguments :P

EDIT: the "okay" post appeared as I posted, sorry rofl
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Gardevoir » Sun Jun 23, 2013 2:48 pm

Okay.

lol nice timing Lolli
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

#129

Post by Catastrophe » Mon Jun 24, 2013 3:20 am

ok i waited the very last hour to make this

i present to u

http://speedy.sh/spcVS/******.wad

don't play if u have epilepsy
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Gardevoir » Mon Jun 24, 2013 4:52 pm

Okay guys. We are not going to accept any more maps from now on. We start judging and we have 24 maps to review!

In the meantime, check out this pretty piece of artwork. (Note: it wasn't playtested :) )
There are a lot of switches.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Cruduxy » Mon Jun 24, 2013 8:40 pm

I never completed the map because it was too shitty to test.. since the contest is over guess I can post the 10% I managed to do and test.
http://www.sendspace.com/file/evxfgy
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Infirnex » Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:49 am

So is the plan to make this a MegaWad still in full effect?

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Gardevoir » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:02 pm

Yes, of course. Considering that we got maps from 24 contestants, 3 maps from judges (LAZY WIRT MAKE 4TH MAP) and I might put the winner from the previous year into it as well... that's gonna be 29 maps... Guess that's enough for a megawad, or if anyone wants we can have sweet 32 mapset, so if anyone is interested in making few more shitmaps (*stares at Echo*, sorry for not responding before, sure you can give us one more map) go on and post them here :p
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Echo » Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:06 pm

Gardevoir wrote: so if anyone is interested in making few more shitmaps (*stares at Echo*, sorry for not responding before, sure you can give us one more map) go on and post them here :p
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Strych6 » Wed Jun 26, 2013 7:08 pm

Q4K was originally longer (an actual map). If there's still an empty slot for 32, I'll gladly let it take priority of my day and do some remixing

--Edit: Decided to start from scratch, but copied a monster in. Of course, this submission is not to be judged
S6's Flight-Like
map 31 replacement

Find the Exit
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Jigsaw » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:39 am

Strych6 wrote: http://www.mediafire.com/download/lxgvy ... S6sQ4K.zip

S6's Quest For Knowledge
map 02 replacement

Defeat the auto-save boss
Par Time 1:30
WINNER

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Post by Gardevoir » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:17 pm

Well then everyone, as you know, we started judging the maps. I am almost finished with them myself, however, I have to leave for next 2 weeks (ya know, it's summer after all :p). Sorry but you will have to wait for the winner a bit longer.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by one_Two » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:38 pm

Strych6 wrote: http://www.mediafire.com/download/lxgvy ... S6sQ4K.zip

S6's Quest For Knowledge
map 02 replacement

Defeat the auto-save boss
Par Time 1:30
"Execution could not continue.

Could not realloc 1105515324 bytes"

Like 1 minute into playing.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Echo » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:39 pm

Suitably shitty organisation!
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Post by CloudFlash » Fri Jul 05, 2013 2:26 pm

I'm done with reviews! Let's call for a pizza or something
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