You know you play too much Doom when... (V2!)

[Medicris]

When you think firing off both barrels of a coach gun simultaneously won't horribly ruin it.

It's a pet peeve of mine.

[Samurai]

You know you play too much Doom when...

You see ivan inside a server everytime you open IDE without fail ...

I mean HI

[Hellstorm Archon]

I remember seeing a couple from the Skulltag forums.

You know you play too much Doom when:

-you hump a door when it doesn't open
-you hump down a church door, run in, and demand to see God Mode
-you SR50 into a park, mistake a child's blue balloon for a Soulsphere, break the ballon thinking you'll get 200% health, make the child cry, and you make Doomguy facial expressions as the child's dad beats you to a bloody pulp

[Springy]

I remember seeing a couple from the Skulltag forums.

You know you play too much Doom when:

-you hump a door when it doesn't open
-you hump down a church door, run in, and demand to see God Mode
-you SR50 into a park, mistake a child's blue balloon for a Soulsphere, break the ballon thinking you'll get 200% health, make the child cry, and you make Doomguy facial expressions as the child's dad beats you to a bloody pulp

I vaguely remember a couple of these, the last one in particular has me in hysterics.

[Ijon Tichy]

-you SR50 into a park, mistake a child's blue balloon for a Soulsphere, break the ballon thinking you'll get 200% health, make the child cry, and you make Doomguy facial expressions as the child's dad beats you to a bloody pulp

no I think you'd be stared at very very funnily as people try to figure out why you were running diagonally and smashing your face into a balloon
then get thrown out or something, who knows

[Laggy Blazko]

I've actually tried to straferun (and bunnyhop) in real life. Now I'm more realistic, I sprint...


Also, when you think there's a secret door where part of a wall is different. (I thought that a lot when I was a kid, hehehe....)

[Hece]

...when you die for playing it too much.

[someoneelse]

-when you make doomguy on lava sounds when carrying a cup of burning hot tea
-when you go around empty industrial zones and expect imps behind a corner
-when you got your first guitar, and you learned to play flawlessly all favourite doom soundtrack songs before learning basic chords
-when you play any modern FPS and you press shift or capslock, since you run so slow, and you feel vulnerable as hell because you can't dodge bullets with 57 MPH speed
-when you can't fall asleep because you see running through corridors with great speed when you close your eyes

[Jigsaw]

-When you slowly peek to the left and to the right while walking, just like Doomguy face
-When you hold your hand like the right hand of the Fist sprite when not holding anything
-When you make Doomguy pain sound if something hurts you
-If you ever tried to invent a plasma weapon
-When you find yourself putting Doom songs to your iPod
-When you see a man walking slowly and thinking he/she's a zombieman
-When you try to straferun if you are in a hurry
-When you are training to shoot a gun that was in Doom.

[Tux]

when you run faster than a rocket...
true story

[Blade]

Finding the blue keycard in a random hallway at school.

[Jonathan]

when you act like your playing jumpmaze in a park or somewhere else in real life. (i did once, people thought i was crazy)

[fdigl]

...when you think you can rocketjump and live by running over health bonuses, stimpacks, medikits, soulspheres, and megaspheres.

[jwaffe]

When you take out the placeholder wireless G card in your laptop and the first thing you think is that looks like some sort of gray keycard for Doom.

[Miruku]

How about...

You know you've played too mush Brutal Doom when you're playing without Brutal Doom and wonder, "Hmm, I feel like flipping off that squad of 7 Arch-Viles and then blowing them to the void with my rocket launcher, but the game won't let me do that."

[Llewellyn]

When you wake up from a dream in the morning and lay there for about half an hour thinking about how a person's animations could have been displayed when there aren't any frames to represent that, then realize you're not in doom anymore.
I've never felt dumber in my life.