Ridiculous ways to beat E1M1

[definitelynotdot]

Alright, i know everyone here knows and has played in DooM's E1M1, but what if we add an unexpected twist?

Hello, it's time to come up with hilarious and un-ethical ways to beat E1M1!
Rule List
You may not repost a way to beat E1M1 by default or if it has been posted by another person
If your way involves a pwad, embed the most reliable link you can find to that pwad (must not be a ridiculous wad, but stuff like wobbly shaders and DooD are okay)
No map replacements whatsoever. You must use the original only.
If it is possible, try and record a demo for it,
You may post multiple methods, but the cap is two methods per day per person.

UPDATE: This game is not outdated, but i have pushed out a sequel, Check out Ridiculous ways to beat E1M2: The Beatening

[definitelynotdot]

Beat E1M1 by only looking backwards from the way you're moving. You can turn if you remain still.

[Sean]

beat it by typing map e1m2 in the console

[Ivan]

beat it by typing map e1m2 in the console

You don't beat it by doing that, you merely avoid the problem.

Type "Kill monsters" to console, then do what Sean said.

[Ænima]

Type “turbo 1000” in the console and then try to beat it.

[definitelynotdot]

Try to beat E1M1 on Nightmare with only your fists

[Konda]

Type in console "warp 2944 -4769", turn 90 degrees to the left, and press the use button.

[blackmario]

Phase 1: Make it to the end of the map on nightmare difficulty without firing any of your weapons or punching anything while using the complex doom mod.

Phase 2: same as above but this time Invert your movement controls.

Phase 3: Same as above but set things up so that if you try to move backwards it'll kill you [go in the console and and bind whatever key that would be used for backwards movement to the "kill" command, and no you are not allowed to bind the backwards movement to another key instead, don't be a wuss]

Phase 4: same as above but have going forwards kill you instead of backwards.

[Matiu]

Type in Console "Turbo 4", Nightmare Skill and with Fist Only

[Mobius]

Try to beat E1M1 on Nightmare with only your fists

Easier done than said

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[Samurai]

Play nightmare difficulty

Change some keys
Move forward = X
Move backwards = I
Strafe Left = L
Strafe right = Q
Shoot = 9

Also keyboard only...