Zandronum

You load up a Doom WAD your friend sent you. He made it where you can only choose one path, which contain different weapons.

You can go:

A) Left, for a chainsaw
B) Right, for a chaingun

What do you do?

As you pick up the Chaingun, the path behind you closes in and a Mancubus teleports right in front of you blocking the entire way forward, all you hear is "oowahh". What do you do?

sv_cheats true
summonfriend cyberdemon

The cyberdemon and mancubus fight each other to death! Muhahaha.

There is a door with blue skull markings to your left and a long, suspciously looking corridor on your right.

You go for the corridor on your right. A revenant starts chasing you down the corridor.

Once you get to the end you find a switch. On the floor lies a dead marine.

Do you flip the switch or confront the revenant with your chaingun?

You flip the switch, and the wall on your right lowers. Next to you is now a dark room with some small lights in the other end. From inside you hear lots of imps' noises, but you can't see any.

Do you run like hell through the room or do you fight the revenant so you at least won't have that chasing you as you are to inspect/enter this new room?

You decide to fight the revenant. You say screw bullets and smack him around with the chaingun until it is dead.

But then, you remember the horde of imps in another room. You're low on health, and there seems to be a weirdly placed brick in the wall.
What do you do next?

You push the brick, it actives a secret with a Mega Sphere and a Rocket Launcher, after taking the items the imps get reinforcement from zombiemen and an unknow teleporter is now available.

Will you fight the monsters or get into the teleporter?

You decide not to do that and rocket jump to the exit

too bad sv_norocketjumping was true and now you have half armor and health. will you fight like a man or go into the tele like a not man?

You grow some ballz and decide to fill the f**kers with lead, one at a time. No need to use your Rocket Launcher here. Triumphant but with severe wounds, you step into the teleporter...

...And it turns out the imps were already dead; the mapper just put a looping sound actor to mess with the player.

You suddenly get FUCKING PISSED, and then you decide to use the IDDT cheat twice in revenge, and see how many enemies are in the other room, making you shit yourself.

You decide to man up and go in anyways. When you do walk in anyways, you cant move. A cut scene plays and then you realized you have made a grave mistake in loading the wad in the first place. You found yourself caught in a "TERRY TRAP". A message appears saying "It's rapping time". What do you do?

You feel the anger inside your body. You restart the game.
The adventure starts again.

You can go:

A) Left, for a chainsaw
B) Right, for a chaingun

What do you do?

Chainsaw this time, because we all know this is gonna be easier just.

As you pick up the Chainsaw, you teleport to D2M30 with 80 icon of sin bosses surrounding you. They are all firing 10 projectiles every 5 seconds, what do you do?

You remember that somehow All Out War 2 was on the announcer folder, so you use "give all" cheat and place a nuclear missile beacon.

What will you do, try to defend the beacon for 1 minute or hide and let monsters idling around knowing they could disarm it.