My Dating List!
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:34 pm
So I came on irc and I was brought up the idea of making a dating tier list for the fun of it in the spirit of this thread here. I know of a lot of Doom personalities whether intimate or cursory and feel that my capability with these people may or may not be interesting for a very exciting romantic encounter. Warning! Since most users are male -- oh I give up.
This thread is also for others who want to participate in this thread. You come in and make a list. You can elaborate on each person you know and what you see, expect, pros, and/or cons. You can just list them in an order.
Wife Tier
This thread is also for others who want to participate in this thread. You come in and make a list. You can elaborate on each person you know and what you see, expect, pros, and/or cons. You can just list them in an order.
Mobius' Dating Tier
- Heavenwraith
- Soulsucka
- Vector
- Ammar
- HTG
- Avernus
- Dragon
- Decay
- Razgriz
- Rustking
- Slyfox
- Medicris
- Watermelon
- Darkener
- Argentvm
- Ral
- Hekmatyar
- Golaith
- Mifu
- Jenova
Friendzone- Torvald
- Alienoverlord
- Cennou
- IdeIdoom
- Catastrophe
- Grymmoire
- Demonsphere
ReasonsZakken/Soul We've had an interesting on and off again relationship where antagonism and bullying has been entirely one sided. I feel as though he'd do a lot for me and my approval and we'll ultimately get along, but he has a tendency of blaming me for everything that goes south as well. Compatibility 8/10
Edd/Dr Noob: We've butt heads in the past and at times when we get along things were smooth. Edd strikes me as an abusive partner who tends to forget the wants and needs of others or himself. I can see him trying extremely hard to fit in but becomes scornful if you have interest outside of him. He's also the jealous type. Compatibility 6/10
Dragon: Dragon and I have had this immense tension for many years. It was like we both were born to be at odds with each other, but it never truly got in the way of our relationship when we're on the same page. I think he can be flirty with those he likes like myself, but that drive to one-up from him will conflict with my confrontational nature and make him mad. He'll probably cheat too. Compatibility 7/10
Decay: I don't even know where to begin. The man it sensible and is very self efficient, and that goes double for food. We are a team when paired on projects or long-term goals or agendas but we are a little too much alike when we have too much fun antagonizing people. Decay is also extremely angry. Everyone has seen our many falling outs. Compatibility 8/10
ComebineBobNT: He doesn't tell me what the NT stands for. Instant trust issues. Compatibility 5/10
Razgriz/Strangle: Once upon a time we were inseparable to a point Edd got jealous and said we were Doom buddies. Then so did other people I won't name. We're on the same page on a lot of things but he brings an alternative I can respect, but as time goes on he became angry and much more bitter at life. I'm afraid he'll start picking up drinking. Compatibility 7/10
Jenova: This would be like dating your younger brother. It's so weird. Jenova and I use to get along and then we don't and then we do. He's a psychopath and I am a sociopath. You can see it not working out well once one of us wants something the other doesn't want. Otherwise fun person all around if you can pass over our need to fight with someone. Compatibility 6/10 I see you as a little brother tier.
Heavenwraith: Oh no. We're going to bicker and snipe snarky with each other. I'm going to call him an asexual plant and he's going to wait on me for 4 years for a Vocaloid sample. It is quite literally the most compatible match here. 10/10 would wife.
Alienoverlord/Siferah/Circunei Z: He's extremely hard to please and not in a good way. I feel as though I'd have to go out of my way to make him happy let alone have Alien understand what I am trying to do. He'd also belittle me or make a comment that's very offputting which causes a lot of fighting. I don't see it working out well, but we can be friends. 5/10
Tai: He'll leave D. 3/10
AVC: Little Woodpecker. I remember when this guy first started asking people out on a date to join his clan. He would do anything for attention back then and wanted to fit right in. Then he got older and became a bit of an asshole. I just don't see it happening. I want someone with commitment and he just doesn't seem to give it. He probably can't take it either. 1/10
Jwarrier: He's so demanding and high maintenance I don't think I can keep up. I've tried getting on his nice side but he's so stubborn. I wouldn't recommend being flirtatious with anyone around him or he'll never forgive you. 4/10
Argentvm: I think this will work for a month or two and end. We very unique taste since he shares some of the entertainment mediums I do from playing Playstation Yugioh games to random Aqua Teen Hunger Force references, but I'd end up hurting him as I hurt many other people close to me. I'll end up breaking his heart and he's a good man. He'd make a good catch for someone else. 7/10 Sorry
Ral: I use to think he was like Tosen and end up just abandoning me and making fun of me, but he came along way and wants to make things work out. I bully him often because I think he's grown up and is turning into a handsome man. He's even winning! I don't know yet if I'd date him but he seems fun all the same. 7/10
Dranzer: He doesn't care about me. 4/10
Watermelon: This is a very interesting entry. Watermelon and I are too compatible with each other to make it work and we've tried several times. He tries to be a mastermind super schemer and I try to be a convoluted super schemer. When we're together we can talk for hours and have about everything, but it's a tragic story of dating yourself. He's also a Waterfelony and can't play hearts. 10/10 Broken hearts tier
Swiftshot: Eh. I think Swift is too reactionary for me to be around to long. I think if you say something wrong around him he'll snap and become belligerent. I also think he's an expensive date but not when he's courting you. I don't want to date a guy who's trying to woo me at McDonalds. He isn't very good at managing his money or security either. 4/10
Rustking: He's a huge ego maniac and knows what he wants when he wants it, but he's so mean too. He seems only interested in one night stands but I think I can see his sensitive side but he doesn't know when to let it out. When we're doing something together and having fun he gets real competitive and into it, and I like a guy who tries very hard. He also thinks he's Buff Bagwell and gets jealous if I give attention to anyone else. 8/10
Grymmoire He's the first to gry in Zdoomwars and probably in other places. No thanks. He's a great guy otherwise. 7/10 Friend Tier.
Rosking/Caboose: I don't want to be a single mother. He'll definitely talk quick and slick to get you to do what he likes and it seems alluring. He's a go-getter for sure I'd give him that, but then there's the cold nights looking out the window wondering if he'll ever come home. He'll keep you up at night scared he might not come back because he got into an accident or in trouble. As far as our compatibility I don't see it working out because we'll be too busy fighting all the time over nothing. 3/10
Darkener/Gimith: He'll go out of his way to make you happy, but he won't commit. He's super flirtatious where even I'd get a little obsessive. I also think he won't spend enough time with me cause of his CS:GO or VN hobbies. I seem him more like a little brother anyway and he's incredibly fun to be around. 7/10
Bluewizard/Catastrophe: Bluewizard is a very demanding person and wants his special brand of loyalty. I won't deny he'll bring the family together in a long term relationship, but getting in a relationship with him is troublesome. We're both over-analytical and will bicker for no real reason other than who has the right to say they are right all the time. He's a good friend though so 7/10 Friendzoned
Killstrike: No. 1/10
Hekmatyar I feel as though we've dated before and I get this strange sense of deja vu. We both like anime but I stopped watching it awhile ago, but I feel he'll understand and not be too imposing; however, he is imposing in other places and has shown he might want a little more from me in the relationship and that we'll go too fast. I also think he's hiding something from me but it's hard for him to lower that defense of his. 6/10 Has potential
Torvald: We'll watch Hey Arnold too much. 8/10 Friendzoned.
Ammar: Ammar is a great guy and fun to be around and barely takes anything seriously. Loads of fun and a very willing person when it comes down to it. I can see him doing well with everyone, and everyone wants to do well with him. That also means I can't trust him in the long-term. He's a bachelor at heart, but I think it was because he was heart broken by a special girl once upon a time. 9/10 Call me tier
Moti: A sweetheart. He'll buy you flowers, gifts, and can treat you very well and is neck-to-neck with Watermlon but.. I think he's too sensitive. Moti is a poet who can sketch a tapestry of images with emotions alone, but he isn't fun enough like Watermelon when it comes to that drive. I just don't know if it'd be something I want to commit to. 5/10
Capodecima: I like Capo a lot. I want to make it work, but sometimes I feel it won't be enough and I don't want to bog down as the only one trying. Capo isn't exactly stable and at one moment can be gentle, caring, and understanding then the next insensitive, mean, and abusive. He'll see me as a chew-toy if anything. 5/10
Tenchu: At first he seems reasonable and sharp, but a very laid back guy. Then you actually arrange a date and he stands you up. He'll also think you're a cheap floozy and be cheap with you, and if you get further into the relationship he'll belittle you. He's only in it to win it -- warm. bam, done and brag with to his friends about the conquest. Be careful having him around your friends. 2/10
HTG: He's a lot like Ammar, except I can't understand a word he says. He's a Great guy and extremely easy to get along with, but you can't cage a bird. You have to let him fly. You'll end up chasing him along with all the other people he's been with. 8/10
Karakurt: No
Avernus: So many words to describe him. He is all about conquest and he's NOT YOURS. You can't ever win him. He won't settle for you and nothing is enough. He is extremely fun and angry to be around. He's a fantastic date cause no price is too high to have fun and he's all about the fun. He's charming, demanding, and it just makes me want to be around him more. But remember, it's just a date. 10/10
Cennou: Friendzone tier. He has for years been trying to go on a date and I can't bring myself to full-stop deny him, but it seems now he's found his way with someone else and I am happy. He seems to try and be funny but you'll have to guide him because he's inexperienced. I guess he's just young. 7/10 Friendzoned
IdeIdoom: Little brother tier again. I can't see myself being on a date with him, and he is the type to kiss and tell. In grave detail. He'll do a lot for anyone he likes, but I want someone more challenging. He's a nice kid, but he's just a kid. 7/10 friendzoned
Slyfox: I definitely see us as a couple you'd only see in cartoons. He's the straight-man in our duo and I'm the crazy one, but he's a great guy. I don't know if he's a committing type, but he's great company and an aspiring hiphop star. He's loyal all the same if you can live with him dividing his attention. 8/10
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Cyber: I would say a toss up depending on the scenario and what he wants. He'll be friendly but not safe and cordial which gives a bit of an outgoing flair. I think he'll take his time in our relationship but not because he's a slow paced man, but because he's looking for an opportunity to strike. He'll act too much like a diplomat in our relationship and not a person that truly cares because he wants information from you. He wants to see what makes you tick. Sorry sweetie but only one of us can play the spy game, and I am not into other Puerto Ricans. 6.5/10
Vector: Once upon a time we were skullbros on Skulltag, and if anyone wanted senpai's attention more than anyone else it was Vector and I loved my little Kohai <-----------------> THAT much. He got older and much more mature now and he'll try to steer our relationship in a direction of his choosing and he is the type of man never accepts "no" as an answer. We will fight more over who is on top rather than enjoy each other's company, but once in awhile he'll do what you like just because it's your birthday. 9/10 little kohai
Mifu: He just wants to party and so do I! Mifu goes out of his way to make it into a party and I wanna make the party live. How can it go wrong? 7/10 for fun!
Medicris: The opposite of Mifu but comfy instead. He'll roll you up in a nice quilt and enjoy some delicious hot chocolate, but the romance only ends there. He's like Slyfox and that he's a straight-man for many shenanigans I'll put him through and he never shows up enough either. He said he'll call back but it's been a week already since we watched a romantic comedy at his place by the fire. 7/10 My comfy date can't be this negligent.
Alexmax: He'll be fine if I wanted a lawyer for a date. He'll advocate something to you some time somewhere about something, but otherwise he'll stick out for you and tries to not fault on a promise. He can be a bit silly with decisions and his idea of a good time involves something silly. I don't think he'll ever understand me. 6/10 he tries
Demonsphere: He's really fun to be around when he does his impersonation and is one of the only alcoholics that can handle his liquor. We just don't communicate enough because he never charges his cellphone or shows up late because he's burrowing his Dad's car. I don't mind a laid back guy but he has a bit of this step-dad swag and I'm not really "feeling it". 5/10 friendzoned
Exwizard: He has this New York attitude I'm all too familiar with. Straight-shooter who wants to lighten up a mood and treat you out. You know, the normal things you can expect. You ever heard Dark Horse by Katy Perry? "It's in the palm of your hand now baby, It's a yes or no, no maybe" is the motto of someone from my own state, and I don't want to say no right away to ultimatums from a potentially good date. 4/10
Goliath/Hammerfest: A gut busting comedian when he isn't a timid and shy lego builder. He's a loads of fun guy, but I don't see him as my guy. I don't see anyone being his guy because his heart is elsewhere on some fixation. I've been on two dates with him already and they were fun, but he seems a little distracted. He's willing! I hope whatever he's aiming for finds him. 7/10
Dusk: Getting him out of his shell is hard and I've been there. He's focused on his studies, but you can see him make quick glances at the crowd and at who he likes. You have to put a lot of energy into lowering his walls and he can seem rather angry but don't let this mislead anyone. I'll take the time to have him explore himself if he's willing, but getting him to be willing is hard. 6/10 committal only
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