The magic coke machine!

[Arachnorodent]

I dont know what to say.
these are the basic rules of it:

1) insert something into the magic machine

2) then the person below you says something that came out of the machine

3) then the person below you puts something in the machine and this continues.

I put in a lion

[Empyre]

Out comes a liger (lion-tiger cross-breed).

Understanding the irony, I put in a can of Coke.

[agaures]

Out comes a sandwich.

I put in ur mum.

[Sean]

Out comes a father spewing dad jokes every Doom tic.

I put in Gabe Newell.

[ZZYZX]

Out comes a fork with two prongs. Because there is no spoon and Gabe can't count to 3.

I put in a dragon.

[Arachnorodent]

Out comes a noisy princess.

I put in a fan.

[mifu]

Out comes a One Direction fan girl

I put in Lunchables

[Ænima]

Out comes Wrack: Collector's Edition.


I put in Decay's keyboard.

[Arachnorodent]

Out comes the CEO of Kraft Food.

I jam a crumpled dollar into it.

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Out comes Decay, throwing off insults at you.

I force a crumpled 10 dollar bill into it.

[Sean]

Out comes half a square of unbranded chocolate.

I put in Torr Samaho.

[CloudFlash]

Out comes Torr Samaho with even more fabulous hairdo

I put in Putin

[Sean]

Out comes airstrikes.

I put in Doom on a floppy disk

[Combinebobnt]

Out comes another source port pretending to be vanilla.

I put in a bucket of old memes

[agaures]

Out comes new Zandronum members.

I put in hard work and effort.

[Sean]

Out comes a mod nobody plays because its not Brutal Doom or Complex Doom.

I put in a Windows 10 DVD.

[Empyre]

Out comes a cloud of smoke that smells like burning circuitry.

I put in a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos.

[Slim]

And out comes a CoD Dewhead yelling over his headset.

I put in thin air.

[ZZYZX]

Out comes thick smoke.

I put in LORD IGOR.

[Samuzero15tlh]

Out comes the testing build.

I put the Shotgun.

[Matiu]

Out comes the modding stuff

i put in Legendary's Legendary BFG