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My Fellow Zandramericans

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Post by Shane » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:15 pm

I'd like you all to take this thread very seriously and in no way miss interpret what I am about to reveal to you all.

For the past few months most of you have learned that I am in fact getting married to the love of my life, the one who has brought joy to my ever standard existence and captivate my being. And as of lately, a lot of you have requested to see this mysterious woman of mine and I can't help but give you guys what you all desire. Now I know this may come as a shock seeing as my fiance really really does not like to be made known, she's just humble like that, but I feel I owe it to you lovely folks since this wouldn't just be the marriage that it is without you all.

But let's begin. Of course as a reminder I will post a picture of myself here. In this shot I'm standing valiantly ready to take on the day, the troubles of the past are beneath me (heh, cause I'm on stairs!!!) and I climb to achieve my goals.
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Finally now let's move on to the perfection that is my fiance... It could not have gotten anymore storybook with our meeting. She and I met at a local Starbucks, I had just spilled my cappuccino all over my laptop. Effectively ruining what progress I had just made on my super secret exams. When I spotted her across the cafe, a quick examination of the falling stars that were her eyes led me to confront her. Luckily for me she had a working laptop which I so desperately needed, but soon after two coffees we both realized by then how desperately we needed... each other.

Now look, I slipped a lovely diamond ring on her finger and in a short time we'll be happily wed as husband and wife. Without further ado, I give you my fiance! I was sly enough to capture a front snapshot and a back snapshot, she may be shy but at least it takes her a long time to wake up!
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She is just... The best and I can't stress that enough.

For those that told me to take the chance and continue with this relationship, to you all I give you a thumbs up!

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These have been the happiest 7 months of my life, and I wouldn't have had it any other way!! God bless you all and I wish for your eternal happiness to arrive soon!!!
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Post by ZZYZX » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:23 pm

Crocodile. And grass. And hedgehogs. You have some serious hedgehogs, OP. Me too, though.
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Post by Hypnotoad » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:34 pm

Congratulations on your new waifu.

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Post by Tux » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:35 pm

why is your face whiter than your hands ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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Post by Shane » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:38 pm

I had gotten a tan in between photos, but while getting a tan I wore a face mask which kept my face a bit on the pale side
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Post by Samurai » Wed Apr 01, 2015 10:48 pm

Damn she's hot

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Post by FateLord » Thu Apr 02, 2015 12:54 am

really
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Post by Zakken » Thu Apr 02, 2015 1:03 am

Dank 2011 humor right here

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Post by Espio » Thu Apr 02, 2015 3:53 am

What a disappointing April Fools this year.
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Post by Ru5tK1ng » Thu Apr 02, 2015 7:37 pm

Congrats, but when is the part where you get cucked by a Nigerian name Chukwuemeka Jones.
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