What are some things you've been kicked\banned for?

[CloudFlash]

/me sits near the fireplace, opens a huge book, grabs his reading glasses and speaks to children gathered around him:
-multiple votekicks from AoW for dramas and using stairs as defenses
-multiple kicks from ZH for 'rage'quitting as first zombie (not my fault I really had to go, but will that kickbot ever listen?...)
-some kickvotes on GvH (most of them I provoked for teh lulz; I even voted 'yes' on half of provoked ones)
-one permban on GV (still have no idea why.... something while playing as imp on Internal Conflict, methinks? Anyway, my friends managed to get me out of that one, so I guess it ain't big deal anymore)
-once got kicked from Sectorcraft because people thought I was breaking their houses. While I was afk. So yea.
-and some kicks from servers nobody knows even exist.

[ibm5155]

-Wallhack (showed each player name position on screen [also useless on aow]) + use the bug that let me invisible all the time with any gun
-Many times on doom center when I killed someone (mad people always mad '-')
-2 times on all out war without a reason (I was building turrents on a great position where it could kill many times the enemy, maybe that explain all)
-Many times in who dun it (trying to change my color with the change color bing ¬¬)
-on zombie horde when the next map didn't loaded and I stayed playing on the last map :O
-on jump maze when there was a group of guys trying all the time reseting the map to pass the record, and when I passed they and reached faster, group votekick.
-Sectorcraft because I was griefing my own home :v
-Also kicked from my own server because I was only having fun in ghouls world :B

EDIT:
also on a mod where there was a atomic gun, when the missile explodes, it would make everyone fly xD (so people did not like alot to fly =/)
-one kick or ban on iddqd server of zombie horde, it was because I was pressing T (chat button),esc,t,esc,t,esc,....

EDIT2: oh i missed the best one
dud from jm:do not write my name or i'll be mad
me:dud name
dud:votekick ibm, reason:alot of bad words...
on the end, he got kicked, win

[Klofkac]

Sector craft... yeah. I was fixing the mess some griefer made and everyone went "he is griefing kick him"... too bad one of these was server admin... permaban for griefing I never did.
Right. Sector craft has the silliest kicks ever.

Then there was one more deathrun kick for using SR50 and finishing the map too quickly. they called me hacking cheater.

One of old votekicks were in zdoom wars when I won twice in a row. Again, "hacker".

[Medicris]

I went sniper in AOW once.

[IdeIdoom]

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[darkstar64]

- Join game
- omg this is private game fahgot get out of here
- banned from server

[Yellowtail]

I can only remember three.

The first one was in a server cluster, and I was simply votekicked for joining. Two other people were there, impersonating a clan.
The second one was in an IDDQD server with (likely an impersonator of) Stas, as I was beating him. Votekick attempt. Failed.
The third one...

• being a furfag

...while trying to help a new guy in a server. And no, it wasn't "helping", it was actual help.


There might've been more, but those three are the only ones that really come to mind.

[-Jes-]

• being a furfag

And what did we learn from this?
Don't be a furfag...





...out loud!

[ibm5155]

dang, I missed the best one
on a cheat server, when people stop running and was talking I just did "summon barrel" on they xD.
also summon korax on a doom server rocks xD

[Ænima]

• being a furfag

And what did we learn from this?
Don't be a furfag...





...out loud!

Hey, I'm not nearly as much of an annoying bind-spamming faggot as I used to be.


Can't say the same for Yellowtail or Fuzzball though. D: jk

[Yellowtail]

• being a furfag

And what did we learn from this?
Don't be a furfag...





...out loud!

Hey, I'm not nearly as much of an annoying bind-spamming faggot as I used to be.


Can't say the same for Yellowtail or Fuzzball though. D: jk

I haven't been as bind spamming as I used to be, as well, so... (in fact, my bind usage per month is like... 2 now, minus any accidental binds)

[Fuzzball]

Hey! D: At least it mutes you in-case of accidental bind spam (accidental WASD from another game :P)!

Most annoying kicks would be for no reason- such as just joining a server, not agreeing with some little noob and everyone has to join the bandwagon BECAUSE LOGIC

[Catastrophe]

• being a furfag

And what did we learn from this?
Don't be a furfag...





...out loud!

Word. Keep that shit to yourself.

[mr fiat]

the very first st server i ever joined in my life, i was in the server for 2 seconds.

other then that i got kicked for the most silly things that allot of people already metioned, exept for maybe getting votekicked for shooting someone with a SSG in a jm server.


lol

[HellBlade64]

There is some mean dude in community, called CheckForMissingPackets, and he keeps kicking me out of servers, and he's super nasty, he seems to do it most often when I am on a bad internet and I had to download wads for half hour before, like he knows it will hurt me more.
What a douche.

Uhm. *thinks about it* CheckForMissingPackets... I don't think he's a player, I think it's an error.

[Klofkac]

There is some mean dude in community, called CheckForMissingPackets, and he keeps kicking me out of servers, and he's super nasty, he seems to do it most often when I am on a bad internet and I had to download wads for half hour before, like he knows it will hurt me more.
What a douche.

Uhm. *thinks about it* CheckForMissingPackets... I don't think he's a player, I think it's an error.

Cpt. Obvious strikes again!

[someoneelse]

Nah, it's a dude. Well, he still isn't as douche as ProtectedLump guy. He loves to kick newbies from vanilla Doom 2 (and sometimes TNT) servers. Hey, I know you probably played Doom for 20 years, but it's not a reason to kick out the poor new guys.

[HellBlade64]

There is some mean dude in community, called CheckForMissingPackets, and he keeps kicking me out of servers, and he's super nasty, he seems to do it most often when I am on a bad internet and I had to download wads for half hour before, like he knows it will hurt me more.
What a douche.

Uhm. *thinks about it* CheckForMissingPackets... I don't think he's a player, I think it's an error.

Cpt. Obvious strikes again!

Mmhmm, I know it's an error, I've encountered this error many times before.

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Nah, it's a dude. Well, he still isn't as douche as ProtectedLump guy. He loves to kick newbies from vanilla Doom 2 (and sometimes TNT) servers. Hey, I know you probably played Doom for 20 years, but it's not a reason to kick out the poor new guys.

This means one of two things:

1. You're new to Skulltag\Zandronum
2. You're failing to troll

[TerminusEst13]

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[one_Two]

[spoiler]He's making a joke and you're missing it.[/spoiler]

Seems to be a theme of this forum.