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the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:24 pm
by mr fiat
it was one of my favourite threads on skulltag forums, so I'm here to revive it.

however there are a few rules:

1. put videos on spoilers, some people have slow pc's or a terrible internet connection and cant load the pages too well.
2. no viral videos please (rebbeca black, harlem shake etc.) or anything that is deliberately badly made
3. max 2 videos per post.

al right have fun and share the atrocities you know.

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 7:36 pm
by Ænima
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:16 pm
by Cennou
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:28 pm
by someoneelse
Damn, I guess it is kinda viral (6 million views), but it wasn't when I first saw it, I swear!
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So, maybe something more "just" bad (hello, Tux!):
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:34 pm
by Zeberpal
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:17 pm
by mr fiat
Cennou wrote: [spoiler]
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someone in here clearly didn't read the OP :V anyways...
Spoiler: lil wayne - prom queen (Open)
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it has everything that makes a song bad, horrid guitar playing, massive autotune, and the overal bad writing. also the music video features a rather out of place cameo of koRn, why they are willingly appearing in one of his music videos is anyone's guess.

(also I'll update the OP as I missed out on something (the 2 video cap for example)

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 3:51 am
by infurnus
Spoiler: Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time (Open)
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Yes, Eddie Murphy collaborated with Rick James at one point. Used to have a tape cassette of this around somewhere...
Spoiler: Ron Jeremy - Freak of the Week (Open)
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Ron Jeremy once collaborated with DJ Polo. Yep. Ron Jeremy. Rapping.
Spoiler: My Mine - Hypnotic Tango (Open)
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These italo-disco guys (My Mine) called their music "electric tango" in this, if that isn't enough of a clue how silly this one is.
Here's another (comedy) version of this video:
Spoiler: Hypnotic Tango (YOUGAY) (Open)
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Spoiler: Scatman John - Su Su Su Super Kirei (Open)
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This guy was actually pretty great and fun while he was alive, but some of the stuff he did in Japan was especially hilarious and nonsensical

...Scatman John <3

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:12 am
by Reach Term
Before anyone quotes: John Cage, Bjork, Karlheinz Stockhausen & etc, etc... as bad music.

Please understand the meaning of experimental music, which I adore.

That being said, I find this man to be the worst type of music all of time:

https://soundcloud.com/m-7

and that's based purely on his musical evolution and philosophy on his music. Which is the same: The "Twisted Soul" Music when really it's the same jarring 12 note composition serial music that is more annoying than Lil Wayne vocoder.

Also this:

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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:13 am
by The Toxic Avenger
Spoiler: Waking the Cadaver - Chased Through the Woods by a Rapist (Open)
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I somewhat wish I didn't dislike this as much as I do but....I can't even consider in "so bad it's funny" territory. I've even tried not taking it seriously.

Also cover contains some gore so I spoilered it. It's nothing extremely graphic but it's still deserving of a warning. 8U

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:23 am
by Slyfox
Spoiler: I found this in ammar's playlist (Open)
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Need I say more?!?!

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:41 am
by Reach Term
Slyfox wrote:
Spoiler: I found this in ammar's playlist (Open)
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Need I say more?!?!
If that's allow to be consider to be the "worst," let me post this as well:
Spoiler: dailing up that jam brotha (Open)
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 4:25 pm
by massacrebosco
This epic song.
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 3:51 am
by Mr. Repo
Spoiler: Slapshot Rock by Nicholas Stern (Open)
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More of his stuff can be found here. I've been quoting his hit "American Women" for years now. The lyrics are completely relevant to my life. Definitely a personal favorite.

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:45 am
by SyKoTiC
First off, (2. no viral videos please (rebbeca black, harlem shake etc.) or anything that is deliberately badly made)? Last time i checked, Harlem Shake wasn't badly made. It was just used for a bad meme. Solid song, bad use.

Second. PSY - Gentlemen.

I don't even want to link it due to it being utter horse shit. And I advise no one to search it. I just wanted to post it on here.

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 7:46 am
by legion
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oh, and anything by psy

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 8:30 am
by IdeIdoom
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RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:11 am
by one_Two
Where I used to work they played Capital FM all day, think: Niki Minaj, Justin Bieber, Rihana ("throw it up" is alright), Jason Derulo, 1 direction and other assorted shit, too many to pick from.

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 3:57 pm
by mr fiat
SyKoTiC wrote: First off, (2. no viral videos please (rebbeca black, harlem shake etc.) or anything that is deliberately badly made)? Last time i checked, Harlem Shake wasn't badly made. It was just used for a bad meme. Solid song, bad use.

Second. PSY - Gentlemen.

I don't even want to link it due to it being utter horse shit. And I advise no one to search it. I just wanted to post it on here.
OR deliberately badly made, harlem shake falls under the viral video section. even then its still a bad song.

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 4:09 pm
by CloudFlash
Dubstep. All dubstep sounds like elephant shitting on thrumpet after eating 20 tons of mexican food.

RE: the "worst music ever" thread

Posted: Wed May 01, 2013 4:27 pm
by one_Two
CloudFlash wrote: Dubstep. All dubstep sounds like elephant shitting on thrumpet after eating 20 tons of mexican food.
It's a pity, early Uk/London dubstep was proper good and a great scene. I wouldn't even call a lot of this new US stuff dubstep, too harsh or too fast. Dubstep isn't typified by that oscillated bass sound either, as a lot of people think. Here is a good example of some early dubstep:
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