Favorite/epic quotes from a video game!

[Cruduxy]

"Oh man! Alright, you might wanna clean your drawers after that. I know I do." - Ellis
"Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and― I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'―" -Ellis

[Blade]

"I'm sorry. Did I blow your head apart?" - another UT99 taunt

"Bring it on!" - UT99, Yet another one to spam while getting owned in MH.

[CloudFlash]

Eva: Where were you looking, Neil?!
Neil: Well, EXCUSE ME for heroicaly evading that squirrel coming out of nowhere!
Eva: ...You ran over it anyways.
Neil: ...Oh.
Eva: You ran over it AND hit the tree...
Neil: Look, don't worry. It's a company car.
Eva: Are you kidding me? Boss is going to kill us!
Neil: Hmmm... We'll just say I was saving a puppy. He likes puppies, right?
Eva: He's more of a cat person.
Neil: ...Why does the world have to be so complicated?
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To The Moon

[Gardevoir]

"Hi, I'm selling these fine leather jackets." - Guybrush Threepwood - The Secret of Monkey Island

[Erma]

"I tried to silence my mother once... Boy did I regret that.." - Kassadin (League of Legends)
"Summon me and you'll like the way you look. I.. Garen-tee it... Get it?" - Garen (League of Legends)
"I'm OP? Your moooom is OP" - Brolaf (League of Legends)
"I'll never eat calamari again..." - Cortez (Timesplitters Future Perfect)
"Bite my crunchy brown ass!" - Gingerbreadman (Timesplitters Future Perfect)

[mifu]

"It is time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... but im all outa gum" - Duke Nukem (Duke 3d)

[Slim]

"I had no choice, I had to do it. I just see the opportunity. When I'm gone, everyone's gonna remember my name...BIG SMOKE!"

―Big Smoke's dying words



"I'm too intelligent for this shit, man. I am the real deal fool! Oh yeah, a genius!" -Ryder

[chesse20]

i swear to drunk im not god - elder scrolls 1

[Lord_of_D:]

From Shadows of the Damned(pretty funny, but whitow reaply value. still recommended) :
-Jhonson: mmh, that fellow looks like a VIP
-Garcia: Very Important Pendejo?
-Jhonson: Something like that.

some later:
-Garcia: So, not all demons are damned?
-Jhonson: Oh, everybody is damned. The VIPs are just comfortably damned. Little perks here and there.
-Garcia: Such as?
-Jhonson: They get to keep their genitals.

[Luke]

Quistis Trepe: [to Seifer] You're the squad leader. Good luck to you.

Seifer: ...Instructor. I hate it when people wish me luck. Save those words for a bad student that needs them, eh?

Quistis Trepe: Okay, then. Good luck, Seifer.

[scalliano]

Slim beat me to it with the GTA:SA quotes. Here's one of my favourites:

Caller on WCTR: "No, YOU'RE the one that's confused! I eat German food, I practice French adultery, and I weigh as much as Vatican City. I'M AN AMERICAN!"

[MrSetharoo]

No More Heroes

1. when Travis Touchdown busts through the gate in the intro stage flying into the air he lands on his feet and the two guards head explode with blood and Travis screams "FUCKHEADS!"

No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle

1. When Travis is about to cut Skelter Helters head off "When you see your bro in hell, tell him hes still a douche!" (if i'm wrong on this please correct me, its been three years so i'm a little rusty on this one)

2. After he meets up with Sylvia after he got the bag with Bishops head in it "This Isn't a battle anymore...It's a mother fucking war!"

3. When he leaves the office near the beginish of the game and Sylvia tells Travis he needs to seek some help he replies "Hey, some people fuck at funerals....I cut off heads."

4. When Shinobu tries to kiss Travis he moves away and replies "I can't. I feel like that pervy teacher in a porn!"

[TheCrimsonEscapade]

"You move like an insect, you think like an insect, you are an insect" from System Shock 2

[IdeIdoom]

Jazz Jackrabbit 2

"Hey! C'mon what's up?!"

Metro 2033

"I was alone again...and soon I would look into the eyes of fear - literally."

"Keeping silent? You are turning into a Ranger. Take a close look at the road you follow, Artyom. And be aware of how it might end."

[Phoenix7786]

"L-L-Look at you, hacker. A p-pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating panting and sweating as you ru-run through my corridors-s. H-H-How can you challenge a perfect immortal machiiiiiine?"
"You were almost a Jill-sandwich."
"You should have studied the blue-prints closer Sigma; there is only 1 Zero!"

[Doomkid]

GTA 4:

Vlad: You know, for a damn yokel you're a very funny guy.
Niko: Yes, and for an annoying dick, you're really an annoying dick!

---

Roman: I don't want to die, man! Not like this!
Niko: How would you like to die?
Roman: Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday? I don't fucking know, I'm scared you cold bastard!

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Brucie: Nicky, we gotta get serious..
Niko: Alright man. If you want my advice, the only way you're going to get your balls back to normal is if you stop juicing or get implants!

(Fuck I love Niko, probably my favorite character in any GTA game)

[CloudFlash]

Earthbound had some quite cool quotes...

First Floor - 'Fourside Bakery'
Second Floor - 'Second Floor of the Fourside Bakery' -sign outside the Fourside Bakery

"Dinosaurs...Huge, aren't they? Well, that's all I've gotten out of my research!" -Mr. Spoon

"Whoops... I was almost gonna beat you up..." -Monotoli's bodyguard

Broken down, old submarine. The yellow color is purely coincidental. -sign next to a yellow submarine

[Ivan]

Best game ever

I don't know what is happen...

[Faerlyn]

"It's a weapon! It's really powerful. Especially against living things." - Barry Burton, from Resident Evil

[Fabysk]

"What are you doing here you creepy fucks?" - Nikolai Belinski: CoD - WaW/BO1