Favorite/epic quotes from a video game!

[Hellish]

Well, this shit was popular. I'm bringing it back ;D. I'll start:

Postal 2

Postal dude:
1. "Sign this stupid petion, or i'll follow you home and kill your dog!"
2. "(Every word/name aswell is for a people that you kill) This is for you mother, this one is for you father, this is because you're ugly, this is because i can, this is because chuck of space monkeys and this is because i got ammo left"

Rick Hunter, the king of the trolls!

Red Dead Redemption

Some random guy i found while killing whores in Casa Madrugada: (He was a player, not a NPC)

1. You was riding the bull? Or the bull was riding you?
2. (After punching me) You son of a bitch.
3. I heard you like it in the rear...
4. I hope this killed you, because i'm running out of ammo!
5. This probally hurted, because i laughed.
6. You mother waited 9 months to you born ugly like that?
7. I don't need guns or tools, i can kill a man with this bare hands.

[J. C. Denton]

1. "A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat."
2. "You mechs might have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel."
3. "Since that makes you my new boss, take a long look at Manderley's dead body. Consider that my resignation."
4. "You've got a funny way of talking, Pierre."
5. Walton Simons: "You take another step forward and here I am, like your own reflection repeated in a hall of mirrors."
JC Denton: "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."
6. "You're gonna burn alright."

[Ivan]

"Power armor is for pussies"

[Freedoomer]

"When someone throws a damn school bus at your head, and you're about to take a ride with someone who may or may not have a pilot's license, you're cleared for departure... to Night Springs!" - Barry Wheeler

[Vordenko]

"War.... War never changes" - Fallout

[one_Two]

For me it's "Tinkle, tinkle" from FF9. I still have no idea what they meant. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts4dOW6zuzM

[Cruduxy]

"Arggh for the last time, I am a dread lord not a drug lord" from war3

[Reaku]

"Yep, that's a cow alright." Diablo 1

"You look like you need a Monkey." NOLF 1

[Zalewa]

1. "What a shame (...) He was a good man. What a rotten way to die." - JC Denton, after killing an innocent man, speaking to his daughter who witnessed all of this.
2. Bravery is not a function of firepower.
3. You can't fight ideas with bullets.
4. I'm not big into books.
5. I spill my drink!

Alternatively, this entire list can be included:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286585/quotes

[Infirnex]

"I avoided your vitals. You'll live." - Siegfried, from SoulCalibur III

Illustrated perfectly here:
[spoiler][/spoiler]

[Spottswoode]

"You hide from the big things, learn from the little things."
"Simple killing is a warrior's job. The real dangers of the Fade are preconceptions... careless trust... pride. Keep your wits about you, mage. True tests... never end." - Mouse, Dragon Age.
"The day I set my flag down, it'll be over my body or over a nation I believe in." - Ulysses, Fallout: New Vegas
"I hate giving speeches." - General Tullius, Skyrim

[SoulReapert]

"Who the hell...puts an evac station...up thirty flights of goddamn stairs?"
"Come on, Coach... Maybe the helicopter... maybe it's made of chocolate!"
"Punk-ass Hunter around."
"I'll give her somethin' to cry about!"
"Well I'll be damned, that zombie's wearin' armor!"

[The Blue Panther]

"Drop your sense of humor in the dust on the way into town?" - Harold

[Devon]

"You're confusing me with someone who cares" - Random person on X3-TC X3-AP if you ask them something while you're enemies with the race they're from

[Archvile78]

"Feel the pain, *slash* of those inferior beings *slash/sheathe sword* as you burn in hell." - Kratos Aurion, Tales of Symphonia

[VortexCortex]

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny.
The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality,
but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

• Commissioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

- Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999)

I especially like the last sentence.

[Ivan]

"As the Americans learned so painfully in Earth's final century, free flow of information is the only safeguard against tyranny.
The once-chained people whose leaders at last lose their grip on information flow will soon burst with freedom and vitality,
but the free nation gradually constricting its grip on public discourse has begun its rapid slide into despotism.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master."

• Commissioner Pravin Lal, "U.N. Declaration of Rights"

- Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri (1999)

I especially like the last sentence.

Glad to see another person who likes that game o/

"Human behavior is economic behavior. The particulars may vary, but the competition for limited resources remains a constant" is also a quote I like from that game, Nwabudike Morgan (I think)

[Razgriz]

"Die monster. You don't belong in this world!"

[VortexCortex]

@Ivan: \o

The world would be a better place if beating the game was a requirement for political appointment.

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Once, when playing Halo CE, I missed my mark and tagged Sgt. Johnson with a plasma grenade in the head. I swear he ran up to another soldier and shouted, "What Would YOU Do In This Situation, Son?!", before they both violently exploded.

Whelp, I guess that answers his question?

[CloudFlash]

Silent Hill 3, Otherworldly Hospital full of blood and rust:
Unknown voice: [Heather picks up a phone at the hospital, a strange voice starts singing] Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday dear... Oh, I forgot your name.
Heather: Who are you?
Unknown voice: Oh, okay, thanks. Happy birthday dear Hooaryou! Happy birthday to you!