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Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:16 am
by Torvald
I thought this would be a fun thread. Let's pretend the world is ending in 3 days, what do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO? (You get more points the funnier your post is.)
My final story would be to relive the life of a viking...
I would spend these last days acquiring a stable longboat, finding a crew sharing similar ambitions to join me on my maiden voyage - to
conquer and pillage the shores we land upon. Their riches, valuables & women will be plundered and vigorously abused. We'd spend our last moments in felicity - chanting folk songs, consuming beer & mead, and forcing all the captured damsels to amalgamate with our clan.
Spoiler: Som er med meg? (Open)
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RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 12:51 am
by XCOPY
Invent a new way to poop.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:13 am
by Slyfox
Fly over to Kirboy's place and piss on his lawn, light a molotov, and then go watch a movie. If the movie isn't funny, go around back and switch the film with some 60's porn and some hippie music
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:36 am
by Watermelon
XCOPY wrote:
Invent a new way to poop.
Did you really register just to post that?
I'd try something extreme
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:48 am
by -Jes-
Ayep
I'm prolly just gonna eat xmas goodies and watch telly waiting for news to roll in about how people start offing themselves like they did back in Rapture 2011.
At that point, I'll fire up the popcorn and cola for mad laughs.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 5:11 am
by Cyber'
Two days to do any last minute fun stuff huh.
I'd probably just hit up all my friends and have the biggest house party the world's ever seen. Drinks and everything. If I go out, make sure I'm wasted before it happens so I can die happy.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:42 am
by one_Two
Can't imagine I'd have any fun if the world was gonna end. Even though it's bullshit I'll prob feel a little uneasy on the 21'st :3
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:38 am
by mifu
World is ending in 2 days (well 1 day if your from straylia)? Shiiiit I better drink more beers
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:58 am
by one_Two
mifu wrote:
World is ending in 2 days (well 1 day if your from straylia)? Shiiiit I better drink more beers
I don't think it will end depending on time zones.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:36 am
by mifu
then I'll have a nasty hang-over... not cool
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 1:06 pm
by Ijon Tichy
I'd die doing in real life what I do in Doom.
Rocket jump off the goddamn planet.
nah but seriously I'd probably just do something incredibly stupid like electric slide down an interstate as far as I can before I die for any reason - I'd bring rations so I don't have to stop for food
also I'd be chanting lovecraftian rituals the entire time, which wouldn't make me suspicious in the slightest!
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 2:44 pm
by L1T
Rape spree.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:32 pm
by Cruduxy
Read Mayan porn.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 3:38 pm
by darkstar64
I would get pissed because I won't see the finale of Breaking Bad...
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 7:56 pm
by Ivan
Tor-Bjorn wrote:
I thought this would be a fun thread. Let's pretend the world is ending in 3 days, what do you do?
WHAT DO YOU DO? (You get more points the funnier your post is.)
My final story would be to relive the life of a viking...
I would spend these last days acquiring a stable longboat, finding a crew sharing similar ambitions to join me on my maiden voyage - to
conquer and pillage the shores we land upon. Their riches, valuables & women will be plundered and vigorously abused. We'd spend our last moments in felicity - chanting folk songs, consuming beer & mead, and forcing all the captured damsels to amalgamate with our clan.
Spoiler: Som er med meg? (Open)
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No, Arnold Schwarzenegger.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:03 pm
by Jigsaw
Throw a huge party and invite everyone. Crank up the volume as loud as we can and party till death comes :D
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:43 pm
by Aqua Kitty
Transform into a succubus, fly over to Westboro Baptist Church nude holding a sign that says GOD HATES BIGOTED MORONS!, while blasting "gay" music on my Jambox. Then provoke them into suing me and use the same tactics they use to pwn them in court and take all their money.
And basically outdo them in being an IRL troll and make some pretend Satanic group for it (satanlovesfags.com anyone?).
Or hell just be the biggest real life troll I possibly can even without getting those Westboro iguana shits involved.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:48 am
by Laggy Blazko
I'd just expect the end to be funny enough.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:25 am
by Empyre
Come up with a scheme to get rich off of the fools who think the world is going to end tomorrow.
RE: Last chance for fun, what do?
Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2012 5:13 am
by TerminusEst13
Get laid.