The last movie you watched. (Rating 1/5)
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Snow White and the Huntsman - 1/5
Bad acting coupled with illogical scenarios. They describe Snow White as serene, peaceful and the epitome of grace and beauty...yet she turns around and slashes some guy in the eye and slaughters a bunch of people. Also, the Queen's brother was immobilized for like 9384123023 hours after a slight cut, yet he could fight like a pro a bit later on. And why did kristen Stewart use a nail? Why couldn't she have just found some rock and bashed the guy's head in?
Hunger Games - 2.5/5
Many mess ups. There was too much content that was not picked wisely for the movie duration. Also, the futuristic capital was a complete failure as it looked like something out of a scrambled IKEA.
Avengers - 4/5
A little bland at some points and a bit cheezy, but Stark made it funny with his snide comments. Hunger Games could use a lesson or two from these guys in GFX.
Total Recall - 3.5/5
Bad acting, and again, a few illogical scenes. How come he could kill a robot soldier with a single pistol shot early on, yet he used like an entire SMG clip to barely knock out 1? Also, if they broke into the lab after sterilizing it, why didn't they all die from noxious fumes? Visual effects were amazing though. +0.25 for filming it in our subway station and +0.25 for using our universities.
Bad acting coupled with illogical scenarios. They describe Snow White as serene, peaceful and the epitome of grace and beauty...yet she turns around and slashes some guy in the eye and slaughters a bunch of people. Also, the Queen's brother was immobilized for like 9384123023 hours after a slight cut, yet he could fight like a pro a bit later on. And why did kristen Stewart use a nail? Why couldn't she have just found some rock and bashed the guy's head in?
Hunger Games - 2.5/5
Many mess ups. There was too much content that was not picked wisely for the movie duration. Also, the futuristic capital was a complete failure as it looked like something out of a scrambled IKEA.
Avengers - 4/5
A little bland at some points and a bit cheezy, but Stark made it funny with his snide comments. Hunger Games could use a lesson or two from these guys in GFX.
Total Recall - 3.5/5
Bad acting, and again, a few illogical scenes. How come he could kill a robot soldier with a single pistol shot early on, yet he used like an entire SMG clip to barely knock out 1? Also, if they broke into the lab after sterilizing it, why didn't they all die from noxious fumes? Visual effects were amazing though. +0.25 for filming it in our subway station and +0.25 for using our universities.
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[REC] - 4\5
I gave it so high because 1 - this was first horror i watched in wholelotsa of time 2 - fat granny in night shirt was pretty badass 3 - there were almost no screamy popups, or at least very few, much less than expected 4 - that zimba woman at stairs
I gave it so high because 1 - this was first horror i watched in wholelotsa of time 2 - fat granny in night shirt was pretty badass 3 - there were almost no screamy popups, or at least very few, much less than expected 4 - that zimba woman at stairs
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Review of the Hunger Games prompts me to review Battle Royal. Hunger games seems to have taken allot of ideas from this. Battle Royal is a superb film with great tension and acting. I can't say too much with out giving the story away (although it's been out for ages), but yeah, watch it.
Battle Royal - 4/5
Battle Royal - 4/5
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Dredd- 4.9/5
Honestly, it's a great movie, the action was gory and well done, Karl Urban was spot on as Dredd, and the story was tight, yet it doesn't take itself too seriously. Such a shame it's struggling at the box office, and it's certainly better than Resident Drivel or House at the End of the Street (AKA Generic Teen "Horror" Movie #46)
Resident Evil: Retribution- 1.5/5
The action was decent, but the story was weak and predictable, it's pretty much cliché after cliché, and I felt downright insulted when that mutated Licker was somehow able to survive a subway entrance crashing down on top of it, yet it couldn't handle a few bullets to the face. Not to mention the movie doesn't even take place across the world, the movie just takes place in an underwater base, and that's all you need to know.
Honestly, it's a great movie, the action was gory and well done, Karl Urban was spot on as Dredd, and the story was tight, yet it doesn't take itself too seriously. Such a shame it's struggling at the box office, and it's certainly better than Resident Drivel or House at the End of the Street (AKA Generic Teen "Horror" Movie #46)
Resident Evil: Retribution- 1.5/5
The action was decent, but the story was weak and predictable, it's pretty much cliché after cliché, and I felt downright insulted when that mutated Licker was somehow able to survive a subway entrance crashing down on top of it, yet it couldn't handle a few bullets to the face. Not to mention the movie doesn't even take place across the world, the movie just takes place in an underwater base, and that's all you need to know.
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RE: The last movie you watched. (Rating 1/5)
Catch Me If You Can
5/5
One of my favorite movies. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks are excellent actors and they pull off their characters well. Also very hilarious. If you somehow managed to miss this movie when it came out, I suggest you watch it right now.
Also, I love the opening title sequence.
5/5
One of my favorite movies. Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks are excellent actors and they pull off their characters well. Also very hilarious. If you somehow managed to miss this movie when it came out, I suggest you watch it right now.
Also, I love the opening title sequence.
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Jackob's Ladder
10/10
Magnificent movie. Maybe it's not a film one would call "horror", but it's simply amazing. 10 points because 1- I cried at the end 2- mental hospital scene 3-rape on the disco scene 4- ice in the bathroom scene.
10/10
Magnificent movie. Maybe it's not a film one would call "horror", but it's simply amazing. 10 points because 1- I cried at the end 2- mental hospital scene 3-rape on the disco scene 4- ice in the bathroom scene.
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Paranormal activity 3. 2/5
Same song & dance; barely drove the plot forward. I'm being generous giving it a 2 only because some parts of the movie were really funny.
Same song & dance; barely drove the plot forward. I'm being generous giving it a 2 only because some parts of the movie were really funny.
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Like when that guys back snapped back at the end?Tor-Bjorn wrote: Paranormal activity 3. 2/5
Same song & dance; barely drove the plot forward. I'm being generous giving it a 2 only because some parts of the movie were really funny.
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Yeah, free chiropractic care. The only thing scary about that is how big the bill will be afterwards.one_Two wrote:Like when that guys back snapped back at the end?Tor-Bjorn wrote: Paranormal activity 3. 2/5
Same song & dance; barely drove the plot forward. I'm being generous giving it a 2 only because some parts of the movie were really funny.
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RE: The last movie you watched. (Rating 1/5)
Rock of Ages- 0.5/5
Good god, how do I even describe this abomination? No, I don't hate movies based on musicals (I enjoyed Chicago), but this was beyond godawful. The plot was messy and convoluted, the musical numbers based on 80s rock music were poorly sung, most (if not all) attempts at humor just fell flat, I had no idea what the hell Tom Cruise (yes, HIM) was saying, and there's even a "friendship" musical number with Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin that comes off as disturbing more than anything else(it looks like they're kissing at the end of said musical number!). Looks like not even the wattage of the cast can save this "homage" to the 80s, which is my favorite decade for movies and most music.
Good god, how do I even describe this abomination? No, I don't hate movies based on musicals (I enjoyed Chicago), but this was beyond godawful. The plot was messy and convoluted, the musical numbers based on 80s rock music were poorly sung, most (if not all) attempts at humor just fell flat, I had no idea what the hell Tom Cruise (yes, HIM) was saying, and there's even a "friendship" musical number with Russell Brand and Alec Baldwin that comes off as disturbing more than anything else(it looks like they're kissing at the end of said musical number!). Looks like not even the wattage of the cast can save this "homage" to the 80s, which is my favorite decade for movies and most music.
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Creepshow 4/5 ****
It's good; funny in some and an old horror.
It's good; funny in some and an old horror.
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RE: The last movie you watched. (Rating 1/5)
I think I saw "Kick-Ass" as last.
5/5 for pure badassiness!
5/5 for pure badassiness!
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The Amazing Spider-Man? 5/5. Great movie, I'd say it was better than the other trilogy (with Tobey Maguire).
If it wasn't that, it was Wreck-It Ralph, which was something like 7/5. It actually made me want to buy and rewatch the movie. Which doesn't happen often.
If it wasn't that, it was Wreck-It Ralph, which was something like 7/5. It actually made me want to buy and rewatch the movie. Which doesn't happen often.
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1437849/ - Le Donk and Scor-zay-zee: a mock documentary about a rapper trying to make it big and his friend trying to steal some credit, directed by Shane Meadow's (I watch all his films and didn't even know this had been released) Very good film. 4/5
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The Dark Knight Rises 5/5
I'd go as far to say that this movie was better than the Dark Knight. I appeals to my interest in sheer brute force. I Agree that the Joker was one hell of a villain, but I feel like Bane made a much more badass terrorist. Must watch for anyone who likes "new world order" movies.
I'd go as far to say that this movie was better than the Dark Knight. I appeals to my interest in sheer brute force. I Agree that the Joker was one hell of a villain, but I feel like Bane made a much more badass terrorist. Must watch for anyone who likes "new world order" movies.
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RED - 5/5
Great action-comedy movie, based on the D.C. comic mini-series by the same name. It was hilarious.
Buried - 5/5
IMHO this thriller is fucking amazing, even if it shows only how the protagonist tries to escape from coffin.
Great action-comedy movie, based on the D.C. comic mini-series by the same name. It was hilarious.
Buried - 5/5
IMHO this thriller is fucking amazing, even if it shows only how the protagonist tries to escape from coffin.
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Noroi: the Curse - 10\10
FUCKING AWESOME, everything went perfect for me. Musics 10, actors 10, special effects 9.(9),storyline 10. Ending a bit too much "noooooooooooo how dare you do this to poor giiiirl D:!!!!". Also japs got cool highly compressed buildings, they all look so crowded... I'd love to live in one of them :/
Okaruto - 3\5
Less fucking awesome, but still badass. Gave it 3 points because 1:loved camera work 2: Shows that living in japs style is actualy too much of a pressure 3:That ending was.... disturbing..... I felt totally sorry for that guy.... he didn't have to end like this.... ;_; 4: after such ... ... ... dramatic ending they give you a random funky music. It's all like they yelled "BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA GUISE WE SKALED A FAGUT TLORORORORORORO", which I highly dislike. 5: Musics at all. Too loud, too often, too creepy.
FUCKING AWESOME, everything went perfect for me. Musics 10, actors 10, special effects 9.(9),storyline 10. Ending a bit too much "noooooooooooo how dare you do this to poor giiiirl D:!!!!". Also japs got cool highly compressed buildings, they all look so crowded... I'd love to live in one of them :/
Okaruto - 3\5
Less fucking awesome, but still badass. Gave it 3 points because 1:loved camera work 2: Shows that living in japs style is actualy too much of a pressure 3:That ending was.... disturbing..... I felt totally sorry for that guy.... he didn't have to end like this.... ;_; 4: after such ... ... ... dramatic ending they give you a random funky music. It's all like they yelled "BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA GUISE WE SKALED A FAGUT TLORORORORORORO", which I highly dislike. 5: Musics at all. Too loud, too often, too creepy.
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Iron Man 2 - 5/5
I liked the first movie and liked this one as well. Robert Downey Jr. is definitely one of my favorite actors. I'm all hyped for the third movie.
The Incredible Hulk - 4/5
I don't know what to say about this one... it was kind of slow? It kind of picked up near the end. I liked the final battle.
Thor - 4/5
It was an alright movie, though it could've used more action IMO. Hopefully the second movie will have some more action.
Captain America: The First Avenger - 5/5
I wasn't really a fan of Cap, but after watching this movie I changed my mind completely. Definitely waiting for the second movie.
The Avengers - 5/5
I have no words on how great this movie was. Absolutely amazing! Go and watch if you're a Marvel fan. Even if you're not one, still go and watch it. Definitely looking forward to the sequel.
The Amazing Spider-Man - 5/5
The first trilogy with Maguire was good, well maybe minus the third movie. It's a well done movie, even though the Lizard could've looked better. I hear that the villain for the second movie will be Electro, let's hope they will not screw him up (that much).
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - 2/5
I was immensely disappointed with this movie. I don't even know what else to say about it... only that the first one was way better.
The Dark Knight Rises - 5/5
Loved the first two movies. I always liked this darker theme that was given to these movies. Bane was an amazing villain.
Prometheus - 4/5
It was intended as prequel to the Alien movies, but it kind of became its own thing. It's a pretty interesting sci-fi/thriller movie.
Mr. Popper's Penguins - 5/5
Oh man, I laughed so much during this movie. The penguins definitely took the cake from me.
I liked the first movie and liked this one as well. Robert Downey Jr. is definitely one of my favorite actors. I'm all hyped for the third movie.
The Incredible Hulk - 4/5
I don't know what to say about this one... it was kind of slow? It kind of picked up near the end. I liked the final battle.
Thor - 4/5
It was an alright movie, though it could've used more action IMO. Hopefully the second movie will have some more action.
Captain America: The First Avenger - 5/5
I wasn't really a fan of Cap, but after watching this movie I changed my mind completely. Definitely waiting for the second movie.
The Avengers - 5/5
I have no words on how great this movie was. Absolutely amazing! Go and watch if you're a Marvel fan. Even if you're not one, still go and watch it. Definitely looking forward to the sequel.
The Amazing Spider-Man - 5/5
The first trilogy with Maguire was good, well maybe minus the third movie. It's a well done movie, even though the Lizard could've looked better. I hear that the villain for the second movie will be Electro, let's hope they will not screw him up (that much).
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance - 2/5
I was immensely disappointed with this movie. I don't even know what else to say about it... only that the first one was way better.
The Dark Knight Rises - 5/5
Loved the first two movies. I always liked this darker theme that was given to these movies. Bane was an amazing villain.
Prometheus - 4/5
It was intended as prequel to the Alien movies, but it kind of became its own thing. It's a pretty interesting sci-fi/thriller movie.
Mr. Popper's Penguins - 5/5
Oh man, I laughed so much during this movie. The penguins definitely took the cake from me.
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I agree for the most part, except I would have given it a 4.5/5 because it kind of deviates from Bane's established character a bit, which bothered me throughout most of the movie.Tor-Bjorn wrote: The Dark Knight Rises 5/5
I'd go as far to say that this movie was better than the Dark Knight. I appeals to my interest in sheer brute force. I Agree that the Joker was one hell of a villain, but I feel like Bane made a much more badass terrorist. Must watch for anyone who likes "new world order" movies.
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Were you at a marvel marathon?Disguise wrote: stuff
I can't believe I didn't watch Prometheus even though it was on tv, seems like a good movie appearantly.
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Black sheep.. I had no idea what I was watching though :| (1.5/5)
Planet Terror. Although not first time its still a jewel (4/5)
Oh well I watch shaun of the dead so many freaking times so I'll post it and give it a 5/5

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