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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Slim » Thu May 28, 2015 5:10 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet.
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RE: Three Word Story

#1762

Post by Sean » Thu May 28, 2015 8:24 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6
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RE: Three Word Story

#1763

Post by Empyre » Sat May 30, 2015 12:06 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."

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RE: Three Word Story

#1764

Post by Niiro Kitsune » Sat May 30, 2015 5:54 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs
[quote=Niiro Kitsune]HOLA NACHO![/quote]
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RE: Three Word Story

#1765

Post by Empyre » Sat May 30, 2015 6:42 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Doomkid » Sun May 31, 2015 1:53 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Sun May 31, 2015 5:32 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."

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RE: Three Word Story

#1768

Post by Niiro Kitsune » Mon Jun 01, 2015 1:11 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold.
[quote=Niiro Kitsune]HOLA NACHO![/quote]
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RE: Three Word Story

#1769

Post by Empyre » Mon Jun 01, 2015 6:00 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken,
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."

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RE: Three Word Story

#1770

Post by Sean » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:05 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him
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RE: Three Word Story

#1771

Post by Slim » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:16 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred
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Post by Sean » Mon Jun 01, 2015 8:29 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux
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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Tue Jun 02, 2015 1:39 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever.
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Post by Doomkid » Tue Jun 02, 2015 8:12 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids
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Post by Sean » Tue Jun 02, 2015 9:23 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids.

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Post by Ascertabus » Mon Jun 15, 2015 6:59 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids.

“MiFU, demonizer when?!?!"

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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Mon Jun 15, 2015 7:30 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids.

“MiFU, demonizer when?!?!"

When suddenly, Vegeta flipped the table
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Post by Empyre » Tue Jun 16, 2015 12:53 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids.

“MiFU, demonizer when?!?!"

When suddenly, Vegeta flipped the table to reveal a
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Post by NegativeInfinity » Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:26 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids.

“MiFU, demonizer when?!?!"

When suddenly, Vegeta flipped the table to reveal a new scouter for
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Post by Empyre » Tue Jun 16, 2015 6:19 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with said hot pickle, he shoved it under his bed, where no one can ever touch his precious pickle. But he forgot about it until Boba Fett fell asleep on the bed. "Wait, what?", Boba wondered, "Why did I fall down the stairs while I was eating corn?" And then he fell up the stairs and regurgitated his delicious, sweet corn inside his helmet. Ew!

Meanwhile, Konar6 was writing his book about wigs when suddenly, a beautiful bitch tit mouse wandered by smelling like mold. His concentration broken, Konar banned him for a hundred kilananomegaseconds. Then, Tux died, or whatever. Smelly underwear skids.

“MiFU, demonizer when?!?!"

When suddenly, Vegeta flipped the table to reveal a new scouter for Nappa, who had
"For the world is hollow, and I have touched the sky."

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