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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by mifu » Fri May 08, 2015 3:42 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by CloudFlash » Fri May 08, 2015 4:45 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Sean » Fri May 08, 2015 6:07 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Vavency » Fri May 08, 2015 10:46 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Fri May 08, 2015 4:10 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by OrangeMario » Fri May 08, 2015 4:59 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet"

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by ZZYZX » Fri May 08, 2015 5:05 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco

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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Doomkid » Sat May 09, 2015 10:06 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Sat May 09, 2015 12:53 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say Hello.
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Post by Sean » Sat May 09, 2015 2:48 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm
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Post by CloudFlash » Sat May 09, 2015 4:14 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make
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Post by Slim » Sat May 09, 2015 4:16 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Doomkid » Sat May 09, 2015 6:01 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle
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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Mon May 11, 2015 12:11 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!"
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current maps

~ ZE23 - Byelomorye Dam for Zombie Horde (v14 current, v15 wip)
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~ ZM19 - Chemical Facility for Zombie Horde (28%)
~ FX, a DOOM II 15-map wad



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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by mifu » Mon May 11, 2015 12:39 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Doomkid » Mon May 11, 2015 4:25 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Sean » Mon May 11, 2015 5:47 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch.
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Niiro Kitsune » Mon May 11, 2015 10:17 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with
[quote=Niiro Kitsune]HOLA NACHO![/quote]
current maps

~ ZE23 - Byelomorye Dam for Zombie Horde (v14 current, v15 wip)
screenshots
~ ZM19 - Chemical Facility for Zombie Horde (28%)
~ FX, a DOOM II 15-map wad



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RE: Three Word Story

#1739

Post by CloudFlash » Tue May 12, 2015 4:52 am

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger.
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RE: Three Word Story

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Post by Empyre » Tue May 12, 2015 4:05 pm

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere as the dreaded Bunnies of Apocalypse got a nice upgrade to their penthouse in Calcutta, so now they all died from Shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!!" in a library. I was never able to remember why was I so lonely, but then I discovered the Almight Badonkadonk (who's a hydralisk, and is named Johann Gambolputty de Poonpanich). I deleted my history, but my porn kept my family alive.

Yesterday, Doomguy and his guns went to buy groceries at "Arch-vile's Outlet" and a caco bean sprouted up to say hello. "Hello, Doomguy! I'm going to make you eat this hot throbbing pickle before today ends!" said the archvile, who isn't vile or an arch. Doomguy replied with a middle finger. Returning home with
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