Three Word Story

[CloudFlash]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful

[ZZYZX]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake

[Klofkac]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters)

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist

[ZZYZX]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in

[Ascertabus]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday.

[Untitled]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday

[Edward-san]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the

[CloudFlash]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love

[Sean]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form

[Ascertabus]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual

[Tux]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness Tux's

[CloudFlash]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.
The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?

However, our beautiful 60ft long snake (that's 18.3 meters) coiled herself around Dan Lauria's waist and tried to lay eggs in John Romero's Head on a Tuesday. However it was not until Thursday and in the city of Podunk that she finally found true love in the form of the Sexual Sexiful Sexiness, Tux's pet hamster.

Explosions were heard everywhere