Three Word Story

[Uwe L. Bendoverson]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and

[Uwe L. Bendoverson]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus

[Slim]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley

[Kara Kurt]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be

[FrostZandro]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would

[Doomkid]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously

[OrangeMario]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine

[Edward-san]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt

[Empyre]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange

[Ascertabus]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God

[Klofkac]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds

[Niiro Kitsune]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it

[Shadez12]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces

[Klofkac]

"LOL DERAILING THIS" shouted the bishop from Nantucket. He tried to spawn too close to a floating point and got telefragged by a hamburger held by a horny homosexual alien named Penis McGee. He started hallucinating a red and white flying penguin, wearing a purple tuxedo with spikes. "What a cute way to combine death and happiness, mister Sailor Marine," said Random Taco Hamburgers Kebabs Salami Jr.

The battle raged for almost three damn yocto-seconds, and just when things got sensual, they started to map for Germans with their newly map editor, called Forge of DooM, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, which they pirated. The lemonade was a "fookin' wanker" because it had the smell of lilacs, but actually was made of artificial flavors and sniper's piss, thus creating a new paradox. Elvis Presley used to be that one dude who could really make you cry when he would cry wolf, seriously.

Generic Doom Marine means really nothing. But his belt is a strange portal to God of all worlds just because it runs on feces... Or does it?