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SHITTY MAP CONTEST RESULTS

I know that you all have been waiting for this. So here they are! Without reviews tho, here's the list of our contestants, from the last place to the very first place. There were 5 judges and each of them gave each map a score, from 0 (not shitty at all) to 10 (AWFUL TURD).

Judges : Gardevoir, Wirtualnosc, TheMisterCat, The Game King, Cloud Flash

So, here's the list.

24th place - Ivan (2+1+1+1+0 = 5 points)
23rd place - Zupoman (1+2+3+0,5+0 = 6,5 points)
22nd place - Balrog (1+2+3+4+0 = 10 points)
21st place - one_Two (2+3+2+1+7 = 15 points)
20th place - BaronOfStuff (4+4+1+5+2 = 16 points)
19th place - Xangi (2+6+4+5+0 = 17 points)
18th place - Superluigieth1 (2+4+3+4+5 = 18 points)
17th place - axtarmas (2,5+5+5+3+6 = 21,5 points)
16th place - NiTROACTiVE (4+5+3+4+8 = 24 points)
15th place - Obake (2+6+6+6+9 = 29 points)
13th place - Decay (5+6+4+8+7 = 30 points)
13th place - Phml (7+9+4+5+5 = 30 points)
12th place - Jigsaw (5+5+7+6,5+7 = 30,5 points)
11th place - walterconfalonieri (7+5+3+7+9 = 31 points)

Yay top ten. Stuff gets nasty here...

10th place - Luke (4+8+6+8+7 = 33 points)
9th place - W1D3A55 (6+7+5+8,5+8 = 34,5 points)
8th place - Klofkac (8+7+6+8+6 = 35 points)
7th place - LittleIshida (5+6+9+8,5+7 = 35,5 points)
6th place - Tux (9+9+5+9+6 = 38 points)

5th place - Infirnex (9,5+7+6+9,5+8 = 40 points)
4th place - ARGENTVM (10+6+7+8,5+9 = 40,5 points)

3RD PLACE - Combinebobnt (7+10+7+7+10 = 41 points)

2ND PLACE - S6 (9+9+7+7+10 = 42 points)

*dem drums*

So... THE WINNER OF THE (SECOND) SHITTY MAP CONTEST IS...

1ST > > CATASTROPHE (9+10+8,5+8+8 = 43,5 points) < < 1ST

Here Catastrophe, this trophy belongs to you now.


Show it to your parents. Let them know that you have achieved something in your life.

Congratulations, everyone. That was one shitty work. You maggots have no idea how to map at all!
I'm open for suggestions for the next contests, if you got any, tell me them on #shitty at zandroirc!
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But that's not all...
[WE HAVE A MEGAWAD]
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!WARNING! EPILEPSY WARNING. SOME MAPS MIGHT RAPE YOUR EYES WITH BLUE AND RED LIGHT FLASHING. !WARNING!

Note : the wad wasn't tested in multiplayer, if you find any bugs making it unplayable in multiplayer, tell me. I'll try to fix them.

Damn, well, I expected that to happen so :D

u must anal fist teh cyberdemon 2 continue

That trophy looks just like a part of my map

9th place? YOU WAT

Nice megawad though

sns, anyone? :3

YESSSSS MY DREAM CAME TRUE!

Lord_of_D: wrote: sns, anyone? :3

After we get someone to test the maps online, definietly.

I beat both my map and arg's map online. Although they both have painful punishments for dying online.

After "completing" every level (with give all, god, fly and noclip cheats) my eyes are still bleeding.

Those are real shitty maps, good job.

5th huh?

Was expecting lower.
Also, InfIrnex, not InfErnex.

How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.

Balrog wrote: How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.

CF appears to have just said numbers at random.

I've been playing through. And let me tell you: today, mankind has taken a big step. I'm glad to partake, plenty of chuckles were had

but do take the warning labels seriously. 8U 8U 8U

Congratulations, Blue! ^.^

one_Two wrote:

Balrog wrote: How the fuck did my map get a zero? I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.

CF appears to have just said numbers at random.

Yea, except that no. It was Garde who fucked up my scores, and I think it was because maps in my rating had from -1 to 20 points. ... ... ... and Combinebobnt's map had something around trillion bazillion points. Seems legit.

Also

Balrog wrote: I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.

The 3 best maps were propably made in over a week or something. Go figure.

On an unrelated side, what did the judges think about my map on a normal way? I'm going to start mapping for Coop game modes and I'd like feedback.

CloudFlash wrote:

Balrog wrote: I crapped that thing out in like half an hour.

The 3 best maps were propably made in over a week or something. Go figure.

I can say that my map was about a good two weeks worth of trouble for me :P

Ivan wrote: On an unrelated side, what did the judges think about my map on a normal way? I'm going to start mapping for Coop game modes and I'd like feedback.

[troll]This map is shit, because it was posted on shitty map contest. [/troll]
Looks pretty nice, but a bit too cramped. Every time I wanted to circlefuck some monsters I had to evade boxes or walls or anything like that. ... no, no, disabling the circlefuck is actually good thing.

I want to play this on FNF/SNS. Then we should all go on BlueWiz's TS server and rage and cry.