Shitty Map Contest returns!

Maps, modifications, add-ons, projects, and other releases for Zandronum. Also includes announcers.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Gardevoir » Tue Jun 04, 2013 10:28 pm

If anyone still got some questions or want to discuss stuff, join our IRC channel #shitty on zandronum IRC.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Bane » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:06 pm

ok i apply pz accpt

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Ivan » Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:23 pm

Here's my map. A bit rushed but I paid attention to make it look decent. The filesize is due to the music (I tried to compress it but, whatever). And besides, I think the map itself is quite contradictory to the contest so I might make it shitty with this music.

As for how the map plays, short & sweet with little bit of all elements you see in Doom maps. I suggest you try your best to find the secrets, as they might save your life at some point! I hope you enjoy it. Map is called "Deepest Reaches" (Kudos if you can get the reference).
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

#84

Post by TheMisterCat » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:23 am

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/109 ... usturd.wad

My map yayz
Er Ivan, is your map supposed to have absolutely no enemies/items? Bad flags maybe?
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Klofkac » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:58 pm

Sorry Ivan, but your map has no things and NO EXIT.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Echo » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:11 pm

Everything is flagged as multiplayer. Hahaha.
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Post by Ivan » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:17 pm

Echo wrote: Everything is flagged as multiplayer. Hahaha.
Klofkac wrote: Sorry Ivan, but your map has no things and NO EXIT.
Of course, I realized the true beauty of the map would show if I did that. :D

Joke aside, the reason I did that was to have some Coop compatibility but you know, I didn't work with Boom before so! In SP the map is truly shit, but if it's in MP it does work fine :D

And the map has an exit.
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Post by one_Two » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:26 pm

obakes map is top, could even be a JM map.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Queen Chrysalis » Wed Jun 05, 2013 7:41 pm

Jupi wants in because I pro mapper and will win the idl.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by TheMisterCat » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:40 pm

decay.. you probably should have tested. your map starts with you stuck in a screwed up sector with a bunch of backpacks. MAPS MUST BE COMPLETABLE DAMNIT

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Post by Ivan » Wed Jun 05, 2013 11:49 pm

TheMisterCat wrote: decay.. you probably should have tested. your map starts with you stuck in a screwed up sector with a bunch of backpacks. MAPS MUST BE COMPLETABLE DAMNIT
The key is to SR-50 out of the sector to begin your journey. (Probably, didn't test. I hope it is :D)
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Gardevoir » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:23 am

Here's a map made by one of the judges. Filesize is awfully large but I'm sure it's worth playing! :>

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Xangi » Thu Jun 06, 2013 4:46 am

I have no idea how to attach things, so here. I assure you this map is 100% beatable even in vanilla doom 2. http://www.mediafire.com/?ph0a8t556ctkgfe

You may not make the par time for Entryway though.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Tux » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:31 am

Gardevoir wrote: Here's a map made by one of the judges. Filesize is awfully large but I'm sure it's worth playing! :>

TGK luvs zh maps
why the fuck is it so laggy? it crashed my computer >_>
plus 120k of secrets gg
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by one_Two » Thu Jun 06, 2013 11:59 am

Tux wrote:
Gardevoir wrote: Here's a map made by one of the judges. Filesize is awfully large but I'm sure it's worth playing! :>

TGK luvs zh maps
why the fuck is it so laggy? it crashed my computer >_>
plus 120k of secrets gg
Same, and nothing usually crashes my comp.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Echo » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:24 pm

Game doesn't corpse in Software mode, for some reason it only slows to a crawl using OpenGL.
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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by Jigsaw » Thu Jun 06, 2013 12:30 pm

Entering the contest with my precious BULLSHIT.WAD.
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Post by Snakezz » Fri Jun 07, 2013 4:40 pm

I will partake.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by W1D3A55 » Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:26 pm

Here's my incredibly bad wad that I took my time on (sorta). I think this'll blow everyone else's crap outta the water.

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RE: Shitty Map Contest returns!

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Post by one_Two » Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:35 pm

W1D3A55 wrote: Here's my incredibly bad wad that I took my time on (sorta). I think this'll blow everyone else's crap outta the water.

CLICK TO EXPERIENCE THE SHITTYNESS
Winner.

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