Regarding the future of FNF -nothing to regard gg
Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:08 pm
It's been a great 316 weeks here on Zandronum's Friday Night Fragfest, but today's announcement might seem an upset to our dedicated playerbase. Today will be the last FNF you see on Zandronum. After heavy private and public and secret discussion, the FNF team has decided that we will be moving to Odamex (C) for future events.
Now before you respond in anger at the loss of perhaps your favorite event, hear me out. We have done our calculations and it turns out if we move to a port such as Odamex, we will see far greater success than we've ever seen here at Zandronum. Odamex has no competition for weekly events on Friday, and seeing how I personally thrive when there is no competition in my way, the event as a whole can benefit. This relationship is also mutual for Odamex's case, as it will cause an Infinite % increase in the active playerbase there as well. Here is a graph of our expected calculations for your reference:

We've also been keeping notice on issues that have sprung up again and again in the past, and as the small things do add up, it further encourages this move:
Um april fools noobs get owned xd
Now before you respond in anger at the loss of perhaps your favorite event, hear me out. We have done our calculations and it turns out if we move to a port such as Odamex, we will see far greater success than we've ever seen here at Zandronum. Odamex has no competition for weekly events on Friday, and seeing how I personally thrive when there is no competition in my way, the event as a whole can benefit. This relationship is also mutual for Odamex's case, as it will cause an Infinite % increase in the active playerbase there as well. Here is a graph of our expected calculations for your reference:

We've also been keeping notice on issues that have sprung up again and again in the past, and as the small things do add up, it further encourages this move:
- We run the same wads too much
- We run different wads too much
- One time we ran a wad that wasn't good
- Sean made it into staff somehow
- Decay one time said something bad about us
- Watermelon
Um april fools noobs get owned xd