Zandronum

For too long has the UAC been allowed to recklessly experiment without ethical constraint, often creating disasters such as portals to Hell opening. Seriously, why must they open portals to Hell all the time, because they're working for the Illuminati? UAC workers have also been showing signs of mental decay due to long, sometimes non-stop shifts, having to operate and maintain dangerous, failure-prone equipment, all the while the higher ups revel in the blood and sweat of their drones. It's time to a change! It's time to Occupy Mars!

Come up with reasons to protest UAC activities on Mars, besides unwittingly creating Hell on Earth.

You must be silenced and all witnesses as well. UAC corruption on top.

Civilians living within UAC premises are denied 2nd Amendment rights, whether they want a plasma gun or even a pistol to defend themselves, should someone go insane. Heck, people have been imprisoned for simply asking the UAC for armaments.

ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

UAC is performing diabolical sexual experiments with Imps. THEY MUST BE STOPPED!

Found in a dusty UAC rules document : Impse is allowed and encouraged. marinese will be punished and thrown in a random portal, enjoy your stay on mars!