Doom drinking game

[Aqua Kitty]

Just an idea for New Year's. Play Doom as normal, but with your favorite poison and the following conditions:

-Every time you find an obviously placed secret, drink.
-Every time walking over something opens doors that reveal hidden monsters, drink.
-Every time you walk into an area with at least 10 big monsters, drink.
-When you pick up a Berserk pack, drink.
-When you find all the secrets in a level, drink.
-When you see a Cyberdemon or Spider Mastermind, drink.
-When you pick up a BFG, take 3 drinks.
-(Deathmatch) Every time you get killed by a lesser weapon, drink.
-(Deathmatch) Every time you kill with a power weapon, drink.
-When you find the fabled Snipe that was hidden in Doom's source code and never made it into the final game but appeared again because of an unfixed glitch in your obscure source port, you've had enough.

Any more ideas for this guys?

[Zeberpal]

I think I'll pass out somewhere in the beginning of map03

[Torvald]

-Every time walking over something opens doors that reveal hidden monsters, drink.
-Every time you walk into an area with at least 10 big monsters, drink.
-When you see a Cyberdemon or Spider Mastermind, drink.
-When you pick up a BFG, take 3 drinks.

Looks like I'm about to get hammered playing Chillax tonight.

[Strych6]

#2 might not be humanly safe for this game

edit: oh to contribute, simply

Duels -
whomever is downed by chaingun must take a drink

drink responsibly though. this is important

[darkstar64]

Well, looks like I'm gonna die of alcohol poisoning.

[The Toxic Avenger]

-Every time you walk into an area with at least 10 big monsters, drink.
-When you see a Cyberdemon or Spider Mastermind, drink.
-When you pick up a BFG, take 3 drinks.

I'm pretty sure Delta is going to give me alcohol poisoning tonight...