Zandronum

Hello, Zandronum-minions. I have a question for all of you!;

If you could be any Doom or Zandronum monster you want (including from ghoul wads, hexentic,...), which one would it be and why?

Let's see what you guys would like to be as a monster from hell, heaven and where-ever :)

I would like to be ravishing or creeper (It would be a great life scaring peolpe *__*)

The monster........... icon of sin bwahahahahahaha

Would be great to scare people to death so i would be uboa xD

definitely a stealth jitterskull

A dark imp.


Or the impse marine.

Probably former human as it's nearest to human (for practicality sake).

*That no one ever was.

Well I would be a chain gun guy. Basic, simple, and frustrating in large numbers.

Zedek, simply because he kinda looks like a berserker. :P

Archvile reporting in

A Cacodemon or Hell Knight from Doom. Disciple of D'sparil from Heretic and a Chaos Serpent from HeXen.

Revenants.

What's the coolest type of weapon out there? Explosives.
Revenants have infinite-ammo endless rocket launchers strapped to their shoulders. They don't care about dying--they're already dead. In fact, they flipped off death and came back as a skeleton, then strapped rocket launchers to themselves because they don't have to care about the backblast anymore. What's that? They're the most dangerous FPS weapon for people to wield? GIVE ME TWO, FAGGOTS.
They can fire Awesome Rockets, which fly over and blow whatever up in the typical way that rockets work in FPSes, or they can fire Jackass-Hunting Rockets, which act in no logical way and arc and spin around whatever victim they can find until they shove themselves right up the victim's ass. It must be powered by Nyancats, since it's just as painful and forced.
Just in case anyone is still standing as a final "fuck you" to the awesomeness as explosives, Revenants have a nasty right hook that rivals the power of the Berserk pack, able to cleave straight through any aspiring armored marine in about three good hits. And this is the same marine that can take fifty rockets, fireballs, claws, and whatever to his face and keep on trucking, so the Revenant is packing some serious muscle on that bone.

In fact, when the battle's going wrong for them, they still don't give a shit. The Revenant is the monster with the highest pain chance--even just whapping your flimsy fist against the non-existent groin is going to elicit a reaction out of them. Despite that the Revenant has no more muscles, no more nerve endings, nothing that would logically elicit any sort of pain for them, it still reacts from your little ticklefist and plink-bullets. Why?
The only answer is that they just don't give a shit. Oh, you're hitting it, oh no! Oh, you're shooting it, oh no! Excuse me while I lean back and laugh in that "UUWEEEHHH" voiceclip.
Even when they finally die, they don't care enough to give a death scream or rattle--they just flop back on the ground, their bones crumpling, without any cry or protest. And why SHOULD they care? They've died before, and came back perfectly fine. Hell, they didn't even need an Archvile for it. Anyone else that protests are either pussies, or wimps, or both. Just put them back together and hook a backpack on it, and they're good to go.

Spoiler: I can't believe I actually wrote this. (Open)

They're also the hottest commodity among the fine ladies of Hell. Why?
Their entire body is made of boners.

Bosseye cuz I spit out cubes with almost all of the monsters ^above^ and I can't die.

Classic Doom 2 monsters ftw.

As a powerful sorcerer from hell I shall revive my own army and the ones who are foolish enough to face me shall be incinerated.

Probably either a Cyber Anihalator, a Belphegor, or a Lost Soul (just to piss you off).

Heaven Guard, he's a monster, right? Snowtrooper (yeah, that Snowtrooper) armor, DoomGuy helmet, and Corvus' cloak draped over their shoulders just looks awesome. (also darn close to my whole President People persona)
oh look, a skin



If that doesn't count, it's gotta be a Dark Bishop. From their magical helix attack to their reversed speech and awesome death, I always thought they were cool, ever since I met these guys. "pohsiB eht evreS"



…What does this have to do with Pokémon, again?

John Romero's head.

Arachnotron. Sniper , intelligent and robotic.

Commander Keen

waiting around for someone to shoot me down.

I would love to be DBThanatos. His voice is just plain awesome - his attacks are either powerful or just look epic, in battle he slowly floats and attacks rarely, only because he does not need to act rash - his magic shield will shrug off almost every attack directed at him, and even if things will go bad for him, he can heal up - basically giving him absolutely zero reasons to act not like a complete lazyass like I am.

The only problem is that this guy is already an Icon so being him would raise some copyright issues.

Then I'd like to be a pyrodemon. Pyrodemon, much like any other hellnoble, has an absolutely badass body(the minus part is those goat legs, but that's something I could deal with), he is almost completely black(I love black), and he exersices immense control over the force of Fire - and I have a real bad obession with anything that burns. Oh, and he can also teleport around, too!