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Zandronum IRC quote database

#1

Post by Synert » Fri Jun 08, 2012 1:06 am

I thought about making another funny IRC quotes thread earlier on since we've lost the Skulltag one...

..then I figured I'd do one better, as well as do the moderators a favour.

The Zandronum Quote Database is now open!
Anybody can submit quotes, although bad ones will be removed.
Spoiler: Basic rules (Open)
  • Make sure what you're submitting is actually funny
  • Bot quotes/HI chains are old and unfunny, leave those out
  • Rate quotes fairly, as it helps us know what needs to be removed.
If you keep submitting garbage and abusing the ratings you'll recieve a ban.

(or probably not because I'm lazy)

(will also periodically break because I don't actually know how php works)
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RE: Zandronum IRC quotes

#2

Post by Konda » Sat Jun 09, 2012 1:39 pm

Nice, very handy tool.

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<Synert> fuck
<Synert> plugged in my memory stick and got a bsod
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Post by Cennou » Sat Jun 09, 2012 5:57 pm

Great place to have a laugh here.
[spoiler]i once killed a lion with a spinning back fist. It was years ago, on safari in Africa. My guide Mombomotombo was taking a leak behind a tree when out from the bushes a lion charged at me. At first i just looked at him the way bruce lee looked at Ohara in enter the dragon. But, the lion kept coming. When he was in mid air, with claws and teeth ready to do me like a zebra, i took 2 steps back and unleashed a chuck norris spinning back fist, crushing the lions skull.
than i ate his heart
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RE: Zandronum IRC quotes

#4

Post by Omega » Mon Jun 11, 2012 5:50 am

i laughed for a very long time

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Qent catches WoodPecker and throws him to the ground
<WoodPecker> YES
<WoodPecker> RAPE
<Qent> orly?
Qent lands on top of WoodPecker
<WoodPecker> OH GOD LETS NOT YIFF
<WoodPecker> IM DONE WITH IT
<WoodPecker> IM SORRY
<WoodPecker> PLEAS
<WoodPecker> GET OFF
<WoodPecker> GET OFF
<WoodPecker> GET OFF
<WoodPecker> GET OFF
<--| WoodPecker has left #mlk
<Qent> ..
<Omega> ..
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Post by The Toxic Avenger » Wed Jun 13, 2012 2:19 am

#7 is now up.
http://www.connorhone.co.uk/synert/quote.php?q=7
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Post by Chillsing1310 » Thu Jun 21, 2012 9:27 pm

<Thomas13> hello, 1 doner plz
<Ivan> *SLAM DUNK*
<Ivan> Kebab ready, here you go
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RE: Zandronum IRC quotes

#7

Post by Synert » Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:16 pm

yo this exists for a reason
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RE: Zandronum IRC quotes

#8

Post by Konda » Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:49 pm

You mean this?
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

#9

Post by Synert » Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:37 pm

Ah yeah, forgot I moved shit around. Cheers
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

#10

Post by L1T » Wed Nov 28, 2012 2:54 pm

Did you ban me?
You do realize this means war?
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

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Post by Synert » Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:10 am

Updated links since I've just finished moving my site around, hopefully it's all still working.
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Post by Livermore » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:56 pm

<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Stop asking
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Maybe
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Definitely not
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Maybe...
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Chances are low
<Livermore> lol
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Chances are low
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Unlikely
<Livermore> .givememoney
<BestBot> Improbable
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

#13

Post by Combinebobnt » Tue Jul 09, 2013 8:41 pm

Good job you broke the first rule
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

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Post by Ænima » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:07 pm

And the second.
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Post by Catastrophe » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:59 pm

I think the website is borked, it keeps saying "please fill in the antispam", where the hell is it?
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

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Post by Synert » Tue Jul 09, 2013 10:02 pm

It's actually in the quote listings, I'll shift it over to the quote page itself too
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RE: Zandronum IRC quote database

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Post by NegativeInfinity » Wed Mar 26, 2014 3:08 am

Ummm... not really sure what I started... I tried the .givememoney thing but it didn't work and this happened...

[19:57:35] <tehvappy50>: .givememymoneyback
[19:58:24] <@skelijon>: .itsmymoneyandIneeditnow
[19:58:34] <SyKoTiC>: .isthisathingnow
[19:58:35] <@WaTaKiD>: .itsyourmoneyuseitwhenyouneedit
[19:58:47] <tehvappy50>: .finethen
[20:00:21] <TheToxicAvenger>: .hailfuckingsatan
[20:00:56] <SyKoTiC>: .itsnouse
[20:06:54] User Firebat has quit the network. (QUIT: )
[20:07:19] <NegativeInfinity>: .whatdidijuststart
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