Spoiler: Guess Who? (Open)David Arnold! Look, I love your music, you’re like the water down John Barry. Heck, I love some of your choices of making a theme. For example: Sheryl Crow and Garbage were amazing picks and they made the theme their own. Even Chris Cornell was, well… a alright pick. However, when you picked Madonna, Jack White & Alicia Keys, it was like wanted to get my refund of my movie! What happen? Did Barbara Broccoli grabbed your balls and say “If you don’t pick these good pop stars to sing our themes. No one would watch it and you’ll be a music teacher in WALES!”(Now, just to point now, I am not making fun of Wales, please bare with me. Actually, why are you getting offended to a nobody like me? Don’t you have TMZ for that!?) Actually, I am picking David really hard… In fact, the artists I’ve mention were actually the people who made the themes themselves! By the way, Barbara Broccoli… DON’T ALLOW POP STARS TO WRITE THE THEME WITHOUT THE MAIN COMPOSER! Like seriously, did any of the others did this? Ok yes, they wrote it. However, most of these artists WERE ACTUALLY GOOD! Don’t get me wrong, I actually don’t mind Jack White’s take but MADONNA, YOU RUIN MY WHOLE EXPERIENCE WHEN I SAW DIE ANOTHER DAY! James Bond is not some club song that you can remix it and add some of your annoying dance routines. Really! Go watch it, it just sounds like a rejected club song that people didn’t like.
In fact, didn’t any DJ played this in a club when that song appear? For Madonna, I guess it could happen. Before I blow up and punch my stove for no reason. I would like to point out that Madonna’s Die Another Day theme was THE most annoying and worst theme there was. In fact, I would rather have a duet of Robert Goulet and Shirley Bassey than that!(What? They did have a duet and it was a sappy love song that Neil Diamond and Barbra Streisand but sounds a lot better?) Eh? Fuck it, I would have that than Madonna becoming that dancing grandma. YOU KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT! David, I like you… you’re alright when it comes to James Bond music but it’s not that great to keep going. Sure John Barry said “USE HIM! USE HIM!!!” But I just feel that you’re not as great as him.
