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Portal! Not the video game.
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This concludes the Portal Test. Good job, robots.

The test is over. Great job, astronaut, war hero, and/or Olympian!

Now, who's ready to make love to a giant bird?
(don't answer that)

Good work getting this far, future-starter! That said, if you are simple-minded, old, or irradiated in such a way that the future should not start with you, please return to your primitive tribe and send back someone better-qualified for testing.